Without strategy there will be no war



Our Dear Leader takes action against war on ISIS in a preemptive neutrality. No strategy means no war right?
Of course it is, why else would Dear Leader not have it now?
Now we have warmongers who ask for strategy. Be patient, warmongers! Dear Leader always thinks of his peoples in Major League Goofball and fundraisers
Have you contributed for the cause? Speaking of contribution, where were you during the food fight?
Be proud, comrades, that Dear Leader will sacrifice all of us for his ego. Who would not be?


(Did I say that out loud?)




Strategies are only for defeating the senior varsity threats to America, like global warming, school lunches, and the Republican Party!




I came back from the book of faces and found Comrade Nagy's comment,
Quote:
BIG CLUE... THERE SHOULDN'T BE WARS, ANYWAY!!! and I simply agreeWithout war everyone can be protected by their fathers, mothers, sisters, and brothers. All the hoods should protect each other. Gangs shall live to be gangs. Mafia to be Mafia.
War on drugs should be stopped as well as War on terrorism. War is a sad place where sad people meet their sad comrades. We shall have happy secure lives where our Dear Leader tells us from above the beet fields


This almost makes perfect sense.






Dear Leader thanks you for your donation and relieves the present from your hands.


Hammer and Loupe
Back at the Face of Books, a comrade said, "Voting present."Dear Leader thanks you for your donation and relieves the present from your hands.
"Voting Present"? Hey, that's a gift! What's the big deal?


Pamalinsky
Hammer and Loupe
Back at the Face of Books, a comrade said, "Voting present."Dear Leader thanks you for your donation and relieves the present from your hands.
"Voting Present"? Hey, that's a gift! What's the big deal?
Well, uh. I will need a teleprompter to answer that.


The Chess Master was testing our friends and exposing our real foes. Like the sea snake that guy in Gladiator described, Obama let his prey nip and bite at him and now, in a shockingly mixed metaphor, the Venus fly trap snaps shut for the Labor Day Massacre.
http://m.nationalreview.com/article/386 ... g/page/0/1
Even conservative pundits are beginning to see the brilliance of Dear Leader.


My pawn trumps your queen! Here's how it's done:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061015221015AAlHjsy
(and I'm not even a chess player)


Pamalinsky
Nah, I don't think so, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt,My pawn trumps your queen! Here's how it's done:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061015221015AAlHjsy
(and I'm not even a chess player)
Congratulations, Comrade Pamalinsky, on your victory.
About this chest game, why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?


Hammer and Loupe
Pamalinsky
Nah, I don't think so, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt,My pawn trumps your queen! Here's how it's done:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061015221015AAlHjsy
(and I'm not even a chess player)
Congratulations, Comrade Pamalinsky, on your victory.
About this chest game, why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?
But, of course it would, dear H & L! I smile at your enlightenment! BTW, I know you meant chess game, not chest game. (Unless I'm missing something.) Spelling Nazis are really annoying, but useful when you want to snag someone. Not to worry. Not snagging you. ;• ) Be careful though, it could happen to any of us.


Pamalinsky
Hammer and Loupe
Pamalinsky
Nah, I don't think so, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt,My pawn trumps your queen! Here's how it's done:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061015221015AAlHjsy
(and I'm not even a chess player)
Congratulations, Comrade Pamalinsky, on your victory.
About this chest game, why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?
But, of course it would, dear H & L! I smile at your enlightenment! BTW, I know you meant chess game, not chest game. (Unless I'm missing something.) Spelling Nazis are really annoying, but useful when you want to snag someone. Not to worry. Not snagging you. ;• ) Be careful though, it could happen to any of us.
Oh dear, and I thought "chest" was spelled korrektly and "pawns" should have been "paws." (blush)


RedDiaperette
Oh dear, and I thought "chest" was spelled korrektly and "pawns" should have been "paws." (blush)Not to worry, comrade RedDiaperette. It's entirely understandable that one may want to paw at the chest of the most brilliant Dear Leader as he displays his rearward leadership qualities, 10 steps ahead of known policy geniuses. Indeed, many have been known to swoon and faint at the sound of his breath (or is that the smell? I can never remember).


Hammer and Loupe
Pamalinsky
... why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?
Pawns? Oh, nuts, I thought it said prawns, and I was envisioning a board game played with seafood.


Pamalinsky
Hammer and Loupe
Pamalinsky
Nah, I don't think so, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt,My pawn trumps your queen! Here's how it's done:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061015221015AAlHjsy
(and I'm not even a chess player)
Congratulations, Comrade Pamalinsky, on your victory.
About this chest game, why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?
But, of course it would, dear H & L! I smile at your enlightenment! BTW, I know you meant chess game, not chest game. (Unless I'm missing something.) Spelling Nazis are really annoying, but useful when you want to snag someone. Not to worry. Not snagging you. ;• ) Be careful though, it could happen to any of us.
Thank you, Comrade Pamlinsky.
It is called chess? Well, why do I have to not wear a shirt when I play it? Also, it is high time we lock away the Nazis.


Well, at least we've finally found out what the meaning of IS is. It isn't good but it is comforting.


Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Well, at least we've finally found out what the meaning of IS is. It isn't good but it is comforting.
Nice word play Kapitan! Very well done.


Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
I think the problem that Dear Leader has is that the radical religionists of peace keep redefining themselves. For someone who remains undefined, this has to be a source of confusion. How does one settle on a strategy when one is confronted with a scenario such as this: At tee time ISIS is creating havoc, by the time one is on the 9th green, ISIL is a problem and when one is leaving the 18th hole and heading for the club house, it's just IS?Well, at least we've finally found out what the meaning of IS is. It isn't good but it is comforting.
Then it is back for another round of golf. Dear Leader must be the greatest golfer of all time. By chance, does he call himself Tiger Woods?




Tovarichi
Hammer and Loupe
Pamalinsky
... why not make all of them pawns? Would that be most equal?
Pawns? Oh, nuts, I thought it said prawns, and I was envisioning a board game played with seafood.
Really Tovi?
A board game using Prawns as Pawns? Seriously?
Well, OK. I, myself, was envisioning a game using humans as pawns while having a nice dinner of roasted prawns with garlic buds and a nice chilled Chianti.
I must admit, they (prawns/pawns) do have a nice "nutty" flavor! I mean, so many things do, even chicken! In case Comrade Craptek is listening, I ask him, "Are nuts the new chicken?"


Thpank me! I'm tho bad!


Really Tovi?
A board game using Prawns as Pawns? Seriously?
Absolutely. When you capture an opponents player, it meets an untimely doom, with cocktail sauce and a sqeeze of lemon. It also guarantees fresh players as some get full and have to excuse themselves.


Tovarichi
Pawns? Oh, nuts, I thought it said prawns, and I was envisioning a board game played with seafood.Really Tovi?
A board game using Prawns as Pawns? Seriously?
Absolutely. When you capture an opponents player, it meets an untimely doom, with cocktail sauce and a sqeeze of lemon. It also guarantees fresh players as some get full and have to excuse themselves.[/quote]
Bduh! Now I get it! )snort( )snort(Well then, pass the Pace Piccante Sauce! (from New Yawk City!)