Worst. Week. Ever.


I'm full of despair. This is probably the Worst. Week. Ever. Definitely a week that will go down in infamy.
Just a short summary if you've been in the gulag, or under a rock.
1) Marcia "Martha" Coakley ran such a poor campaign that she should have her Party Card revoked. Losing Ted Kennedy's seat ... for shame. Rethuglicans are to blame since they stole the Democrats seat. It was our seat, and we want it back, dammit.
2) Supreme Empress of the House, Nancy Pelosi came out today to say that healthcare died. Because of the lack of healthcare, 100's of millions of people will die over the next few years as a direct result. We need to get the memo out that the Rethuglicans are to blame for these deaths.
3) Comrade Hugo Chavez leaks the news that Our Military weapon tests triggered the Haiti earthquake. Somebody needs to tell him to shut up. If he keeps blabbing about like this, he'll ruin the Party.
4) The Peoples' Radio, Air America, files for bankruptcy. We must get His Holiness to use his
5) The IPCC came out to say that they've abandoned the deadline for climate change promises. The Goracle has been silent on this issue, we need to get him back out on the road to start promoting Global Warming again. We need to get back on track with this. Nevermind the news, the Himalayas are still melting.
And ... for the worst news of the decade ...
6) Today, 1/21/10, a day that changed the political landscape for years to come, the Supreme Court ruled that Corporations can spend freely to support or oppose candidates for president and Congress. If you have the stomach for it, you can read the info here. As I was listening to the Evil Hugh Hewitt, he was making the argument that this court ruling killed the Fairness Doctrine.
... another round of vodka so I can forget this week.


Raznochinets Pewkov
... another round of vodka so I can forget this week.Comrade, don't forget the proper way to drink vodka. After opening the bottle, remember to let it breath for a few moments.
If you notice that it's not breathing, immediately begin mouth to mouth resuscitation. Don't not stop until relieved.




You just made me realize we still have control of the Media.
And, like you said, if you don't write things down (like these horrific events), they don't happen. We'll just change history, since its written by the Media, which is the Party.
Glorious news, and here I was drinking in self-pity. Now I shall drink to the success of the future Glorious World of Next Tuesday.
Another round of vodka for all. (if it hasn't been requisitioned already)


I need a double portion of brewski.



Alas, I must denounce this rag as nothing more than right wing propaganda. It did nothing but gush about their blessed motherhood and happy home life--all skewed in such a way to give the rest of us women the wrong idea that we too could do this and be happy in spite of the attending hardships, when everyone knows that's not possible without plenty of well funded government programs.
And talk about subpar journalism! The writer didn't even bother to balance the story by allowing Levi Johnston and NARAL and NOW and Joy Behar and Katie Couric to tell their side.
Anyway . . . getting to the point . . . on page 74 is the weekly horoscope for January 18-24. For Obama, born under Leo, it says, "Now's a great time for a breather from the hustle and bustle of life. You receive a treat this weekend."
(Michelle will console him with a pity bonk.)


Commissarka Pinkie
. . . on page 74 is the weekly horoscope for January 18-24. For Obama, born under Leo,Thanks Pinkie, I never realized that Obama was a Leo based on his purported date of birth. So that would make him a
That Palin gender traitor is such a skank. I accidentally saw that scumbag O'Reilly asking her Larry King questions about how she likes to relax. Imagine that, Fox hires her as a political analyst and that's all that big headed Irishman asks. To show you how a real interviewer does his job here's an example of Larry King interviewing MichelleO...
{character off}



Raznochinets Pewkov
And ... for the worst news of the decade ...
6) Today, 1/21/10, a day that changed the political landscape for years to come, the Supreme Court ruled that Corporations can spend freely to support or oppose candidates for president and Congress. If you have the stomach for it, you can read the info here. As I was listening to the Evil Hugh Hewitt, he was making the argument that this court ruling killed the Fairness Doctrine.
Never fear, comrade, Dear Leader Obama (the constitutional law professor and all around big brain) is jumping right on this. As Michelle has always said, "He will fix it!":
Quote:
That’s why I am instructing my Administration to get to work immediately with Congress on this issue. We are going to talk with bipartisan Congressional leaders to develop a forceful response to this decision. The public interest requires nothing less.http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/category/contentions
Yes, Chairman Obama is well acquainted with constitutional law and understands that the court was created by the


*sob oh, sob.


Raznochinets Pewkov
Comrades,I'm full of despair. This is probably the Worst. Week. Ever. Definitely a week that will go down in infamy.
Yes, this worse than when the Berlin wall was torn down after R Raygun demanded it's destruction. It was worse than the Soviet Union losing it's first hockey game to the US. It was worse that Nikita Chruchev pulling back those damn missles from Cuba.
It was worse than watching our great hero Jimmy Carter being humilated by the Gipper in 1980.
Surely there is a counseling program or a support group somewhere for folks like us. Brought tears to my eyes watching Olberman meltdown.


What will we do? What will we do? We MUST have the Fairness doctrine. No one pays for progressive talk radio. The commercials are pitched to
I love Mike Malloy. He is completely incapable of understanding cause and effect. What a hero. I think that he may be replacing Jodin Morey in my pantheon of people who are progeriffic.
And I feel for Nanski. And Babs Boxer. She's ahead only three points against a generic Rethuglican candidate, and in Gollyvornia too.


Possibly Kucinichski will soon introduce a bill mandating the collectives watch CNNBS, MSNBCBS, ABCBS, NBCBS, & CBSBS. We can't allow this BSedness, to continue. Education is a dangerous thing (a quote from our comrades in OBAMACORN).


Infidel Castrate
Yes, this worse than when the Berlin wall was torn down after R Raygun demanded it's destruction. It was worse than the Soviet Union losing it's first hockey game to the US. It was worse that Nikita Chruchev pulling back those damn missles from Cuba.It was worse than watching our great hero Jimmy Carter being humilated by the Gipper in 1980.
Surely there is a counseling program or a support group somewhere for folks like us. Brought tears to my eyes watching Olberman meltdown.
Comrade Castrate, those were definitely bad times. But they didn't happen all in one week. There were 5, count them 5 problems that we had to endure this past week. Culminating in a possible loss of the Fairness Doctrine ... well, that's why this week is so horrible for the Party.
... another round of vodka to help induce memory loss.


That's fair. In one year 0bama gave 158 interviews and 411 speeches, and that's not enough. He ought to give those speeches all the time. As I recall, Dish had an Obama channel.
It's no longer on. I've written to Dish and complained. I've called and complained. Where's my Obama channel? I slept with the television on so I could be soothed by his voice.
I want my Obama channel!


Like the non-existent bogeyman beneath your childhood beds, this too shall pass. Remember, we have not just Hope™ but also Change™! The thing to do is become more inflexible in the face of these temporary setbacks, to become as rigid as steel, like our guiding light: Comrade Stalin.
Moreover, while he's been busy seeking female victims in Haiti, never forget that Bill Clinton feels your pain. If you're female, I think he feels even more.
And if that still isn't enough, I suggest buying some NOx cartridges or a can of whipped cream and huffing the NOx. But that is, sadly, just a short term solution.


Commissar Theocritus
And perhaps the worst is that Democrat political consultants are telling their clients to dump His O'liness--he's the kiss of death. OBowma told George Stephanopouski that he just didn't get his message out enough.Comrade Theocritus,
Maybe that's the problem. He's getting his message out too much. Now, now, I understand we all enjoy his soothing rhetoric, words, and speeches. But his words are too big for the simple-minded rethuglicans. They just simply do not understand.
For example, if you had brain damage, how would you know? If all of your friends were brain-damaged as well, how could you tell? See the problem here? If The One uses too big of words, then none on the right will understand them.
Now, I've been thinking about The One more like a husband, and we're all his


Pewkov, I have been pondering a lot about His O'liness and his message. I first heard this when Michael Dukaka lost his election. One of his staffers said, "We didn't get our message out enough."
I was unenlightened then and snorted, "Baby, I heard you loud and clear as did the rest of America and that's why Mikey-poo was shit-canned."
Now of course I believe entirely that all we need is all Obama all the time. I have Dish and lament the loss of the 24/7 Obama channel. I think that the FCC ought to regulate that all cable and satellite companies show Obama speeches 24/7.
And if you get tired of it, it's off to Jiffy-Lobo with you.


Don't be such gloomy gusses like Comrade Professor Green, political scientist at Hofstra University and surely a really smart guy, because he probably has a Ph.D., is "qualified to discuss" a bunch of