... than you were 4 years ago!

Comrades,

Let me illustrate some of the ways, then you can add some of your own:

1. Less free time to figure out how to waste
2. More time for agricultural pursuits
3. Less wasted sleep time
4. More family time [in the beetfields]
5. Greater status from higher production quotas
6. Greater work incentives [punishments]
7. Better diet [lower rations]

You are now invited [ordered] to submit your own. Everyone not submitting will get a 3am visit from reeducation officers.

1. I already spend less time wondering which insurance company I'll use for medical care
2. I'll save lots of money on gun-cleaning supplies
3. No more staying up late at night worrying about the miserable fate of polar bears, red-cockaded woodpeckers, snail-darters, desert lizards....
4. As a government employee, Should I or shouldn't I join the union is becoming a no-brainier...

My wallet is much lighter and easier to carry around.

I no longer care where my bank book or checkbooks are [since the accounts were closed]

I don't worry about being late for work [since I was laid off]

I no longer fear global warming but welcome it - it gets chilly nights sleeping under the bridge

Thanks to Dear Leader (pbuh);

1. I no longer have to worry about making a car payment!
(It's been re-possessed.)

2. I don't have to worry about putting gas in my car!
(see #1.)

3. I don't have to worry about making a house payment!
(Foreclosure)

4. I don't have to worry about buying food!
(Food stamps.)

This Amerika wonderful country!

1) I do not have to worry about green industries getting funding.
2) I do not have to worry about power generation industries taking jobs from other sectors.
3) I do not have to worry about where to spend my money.
4) I do not have to worry about any of my children learning to think on their own.
5) Heck, I no longer have to worry about thinking on my own.
6) I do not have to worry about raising my own child.
7) I do not have to worry about the Chevy Volt not making enough money for GM.
8) I do not have to worry about the senseless slaughter of Iraqi freedom fighters by Imperialist US Troops.
9) I do not have to worry about the global effects of encroaching Americanism on third-world and developing nations.