Competition is a barbaric, insensitive
ritual that reeks of social Darwinism.
We cannot allow the fittest to survive
on our pages. Your loss is someone
else's gain, and your gain is someone
else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute
to the society and winners take away
from it. Being a winner is unethical,
while a society of losers is happy and
striving as a collective. In the spirit of
diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism
our contests shall have no winners.
Everyone is declared a loser, which in our
book means an ethical team player.
Comrade Buffoon
Czar Czar
"100 years of sucess means nothing! Declare your lifestyle, or suffer the consequences!"
Red Square
The repeal of DADT means that now I'll be asking and you will be telling!
The People's Pancreas
YOU WILL NOT MIX camo with florals, plaids with stripes, and seersucker with organza!
The People's Pancreas
Soldier! That war paint is not standard issue Maybelline!
Shovel 4 U
Be all you can be.
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
General Confusion
I'm telling you for the last time, don't ever do that again!
Comrade Whoopie
Comrade Buffoon
So many splendid musings as to what could be spewing from the mouth of our fellow progressive whilst doling out the coveted Social Justice.
I hear disturbing news though comrades, our allies in Communism and Sharia domination are giggling at our Dear Leader and his newest edict.
How could this be?
Gulag 4 Alfred