"The problem is not inside my head", said Hillary
The answer is easy if you blame demography
Who gets blamed for my lack of elect-ability
There are fifty ways to lose elections

She said it's really not my habit to exclude
Furthermore, I hope whining cos I lost isn't misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself and I'll even be quite crude
There must be fifty ways to lose elections

Fifty ways to lose elections
Just slip on your back, Jack
Thrown in a van, Stan
You blame angry white boys, Roy

And get off Scott Free

Thrown under bus, Gus
Benghazi ain't discussed much
Just wipe servers clean, Dean
Blame the Russki

Just slip on your back, Jack
Thrown in a van, Stan
You blame angry white boys, Roy

And get off Scott Free

Thrown under bus, Gus
Benghazi ain't discussed much
Blame the Russki, Lee

And get off Scott free

They said it grieves us so because we share in your pain
We wish there was something we could do to make you run again
She said she appreciates that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

They said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe after mourning you'll begin to see the light
And then Hillary said it was deplorables on the right

There must be fifty ways you lose elections
Fifty ways you lose elections

Just slip on your back, Jack
Thrown in a van, Stan
You blame angry white boys, Roy
Just get off Scott free
Thrown under bus, Gus
Monica ain't discussed much

Just Blame the Russki, Lee
And get off Scott Free

Just slip on your back, Jack
Thrown in a van, Stan
You blame angry white boys, Roy
Just get yourself free
Thrown under bus, Gus
Charity ain't discussed much

Blame the Russki, Lee
And get off Scott free

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