All that CHAZ


Come on, babe
Why don't we spray paint the town?
In all that CHAZ
I'm gonna smoke some weed
And sleep on the ground
In all that CHAZ
Block the cars
Along 6 square blocks
Where it smells like mold
But the girl’s are hot
It's just a leftists ball
Where there's a nightly brawl
In all that…. CHAZ….
In all that CHAZ
In all that CHAZ
Dye your hair
and rip down statues
In all that CHAZ
I hear that Mayor Jen
Is gonna let us loot
In all that CHAZ
Hold on, hon'
Let’s spread anarchist love
I looted some condoms
Down at United Drug
In case they rip apart
Abortion’s the next part
To do that - CHAZ!!!!!!!!!!
Have no food
Socialism’s on the loose
In all that CHAZ
Right up here
Is where I grow some fruit
In all that CHAZ
Come on, babe
We're gonna live just fine
I betcha Donald Trump
never lived so high’
Cause in the Seattlesphere
Where anarchy is dear
In all that CHAZ
Oh, you're gonna see our
Utopia take shape
In all that CHAZ
Oh, it’s kinda shabby
But the weed is great
In all that CHAZ
Show her where to toss her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
(If she'd hear her baby queer)
For all that CHAZ
All that CHAZ
Come on, babe
Why don't we paint this town?
In all that CHAZ
(In all that CHAZ)
We’re gonna start a country
In Seattle’s downtown
And name it CHAZ
(In all that CHAZ)
An autonomous spot
Where the left is bold
And the cops are not!I
t's just a leftists ball
Where there's a nightly brawl
In all that CHAZ
No, it is not right
But, oh, I love this life
In all that CHAZ
That CHAZ

This is some really equal shit!!


Callmelennie
This is some really equal shit!!Thank you, comrade.
I strive for complete and total mediocrity in all things I do.
I am pleased you recognize my ability to meet that standard.


And just think that after this El P. hottest ticket in town Off Capitol Hill People's Art Extravaganza, the Glib Hooliganator is takin' all comrades to AntiFa Town for a street party after...
It's like something out of some mythical ZZ Top video mashup cultural rodeo.
What's Entertainment? Are you not amused, comrades?
j.


I've probably seen 'A Chorus Line' 4, 5 maybe 6 times on stage at the theater - that is, before I was delightfully incarcerated here at the Gulag. And where I am so grateful for being shown how utterly useless it is to be entertained by the lights and cameras of a Broadway stage production. ;)

El Presidente
Callmelennie
This is some really equal shit!!Thank you, comrade.
I strive for complete and total mediocrity in all things I do.
I am pleased you recognize my ability to meet that standard.
You may need to redouble your efforts to be mediocre, Mi Presidente. I must caution you that, at several points, your hooliganisms threaten to burst the surly bonds of equality and vault into the stratosphere of hooliganistic supremacy
Can you even imagine the pangs of butt-hurt hooliganistic inadequacy that I myself must have felt upon reading your effort? Can you?


"It's At CHAZ"
But after a while fires caught on
I mean, I saw that they were Pyre-Rings
I also swiped Police cars once
After altercations
And on a scale of ten
They gave me
For Rants, ten, for Crooks, three
Well!
Rants, ten, Crooks, three
And I want some unemployment
Ranting for my own enjoyment
Where it's at, kid! Where it's at, kid!
Rants, ten Crooks, three
We occupy!
Left IS Theater
And all Provocateurs
For our George Soros to buy
It's at CHAZ
They impose his doctrinaire
He's a well-known billionaire
Filled with schmoe dimwits
All they know is sh*t
It's at CHAZ
Have the bingo-bongo bun
Suddenly we're getting National tours
It's at CHAZ - won't get you jobs
Because we're boors
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt to wreck life either
Flat out batty
Soros gets the strays and losers
Beggars, cheaters, thugs and boozers
Where it's at, kid! Where it's at, kid!
"Fix" in D.C.
Part of the Coup
Life turned into an endless medley of
Gee, Trump has to be screwed
Why?
It's at CHAZ
Where the Third World's six blocks square
You can talk and squawk off there
No one has to pay 'cept to blacks and gays
Dig up grass
Get a rash and we're all stoned
Shake your fists at the Fuzz and feel fine
It's at CHAZ - and change your life
It sure changed mine
Wear a man bun
Watch out, there's a turd
Don't get nabbed, c'mon
We're all Leftist Cons
Stark mad Soros Commies, for
It's at CHAZ
Swastikas and treachery
What we want is what cha see
Cause a ballyhoo and go Coo-Coo too
Fits en masse
Try to make our Nation fail
With our taunts and rocks, we hurl, we're slime
It's at CHAZ
Yes, it's at CHAZ
It's changed my life


"CHOP or CHAZ"
I'm in CHOP with loons
That once was CHAZ
Our Left-wing cocoon
That once was CHAZ
Crazy Marxist bunch
No discipline - use race to punch
Thin-skinned, we love to punch and crush
In CHOP or CHAZ
Commie Partnerships. We loot. We're hate.
Towns we flip and strip. Statues defaced.
Whoa, Crazies and Crackpots, all here in CHAZ
The Law's taboo in CHOP or CHAZ
(scatting)
In CHOP or CHAZ
(scatting)
In CHOP or CHAZ
Crazy Marxist bunch
No discipline - we use race to punch
Thin-skinned, we love to punch and crush
In CHOP or CHAZ
Commie Partnerships.
In CHOP or CHAZ?
Towns we ruin and strip
In CHOP or CHAZ?
Whoa, Crazies and Crackpots, all here in CHAZ
Law's taboo, in CHOP or CHAZ
Here we go.
I'm in CHOP with loons, pretty crazy
In CHOP or CHAZ
TRUE --- it's my Leftist doom
That once was CHAZ
Crazy, we are Marxists a bunch
No discipline, we use race to punch
Thin-skinned, we love to punch and crush
At --- CHOP or CHAZ
Gloom --- is on our lips and we're full of hate.
And - we flip and strip. Statues that we defaced.
Whoa, Crazies and Crackpots, all here in CHAZ
The Law's taboo, yes, Law's taboo, the Law's taboo
At CHOP or CHAZ
At CHOP or CHAZ
...
In the meantime, lawlessness continues...


