(This song was performed by Janis Joplin during her brief, three day conversion to Islam phase, when she was known as Yusufinah Salaam)


Allah, a-woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz
My friends all ride donkeys, I must make AY-mends
Stayed chaste all my lifetime, no help from the imam
So Allah, woncha buy me a Mercedez Benz

Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador
My old one shows forearm, I look like "ay" whore
I wait to restore my honor each day until four
So Allah, woncha buy me a brand new chador

Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar
I'm counting on you 'Lah, show me you're akbar
Prove that you're The Greatest and blow up that jew's car
Allah, woncha buy me a night at the bazaar

(All believers sing!)

Allah, woncha buy me a mercedez Benz
My friends all ride donkeys, I must make AY-mends
Stayed chaste all my lifetime, no help from the imam
So Allah, wont you buy me a mer-SAY-dez Benz

(That's it .. ulalalalalalalah ..)

This song was performed by Yusufinah Salaam the night before she converted back to being a non practicing Christian

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ME AND ABU MA'AGHI

Busted flat in Pakistan ... waiting out the rain
When I's feeling near as frayed as my chador
Abu flagged a donkey down, behind a camel train
It rode us all the way to Peshawar
I pulled out my prayer beads from my dirty chador pocket
I was praying soft while Abu cursed the Jews
Donkey hooves stampin' time, Abu chanted the Quran so fine
He knew every verse in Surah Two*

Islam's just another word for nothing left to choose
Nothing ain't nothing if Allah makes it haram
And praising Allah was easy, Lord, when he cursed the Jews
You know praising Allah was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Abu Ma'aghi

From the East Iranian salt flats to the blazing Meccan sun
Hey, Abu shared the secrets of the Righteous Path
Through all kinds of fasting, through all the prayers we done
Hey Abu baby, kept me from Allah's wrath
One day up near Qandahar, wallahi, he joined the Taliban
He's looking for The Virgins and I hope he finds them
But I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
To hear Abu denounce the infidels one more time

Islam's just another word for nothing left to choose
Nothing, that's all that Abu allowed me
But praising Allah was easy, Lord when he cursed the Jews
You know praising Allah was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Abu Ma'aghi

Wallala, la la la la. la la la, la la la la
Wallah la la la, Abu Ma'aghi
Wallala, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
Wallah la la la, Abu Ma'aghi
La la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Ain't no bomb on my Abu Ma'aghi, yeah
Allalalahi Allahi now, Allalalahi Allahi Allahi Allahi now
Hey Innah* Abu now, Innah Abu Ma'aghi .... *(Truly)

Lord I call him my mullah, I call him imam
You know I served my mullah just the best I can, c'mon
Innah Abu yeah, Innah Abu Ma'aghi
Wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallahi now
Hey, hey hey Abu Ma'aghi

Wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah, wallahi now
Hey, hey, hey, Abu Ma'aghi


*Longest, not to mention most anti-Semitic, Surah in the entire Quran

Comrade Lennie

No doubt that is a nickname derived from Lenin, No?

Your sweet jihadi songs almost make me denouce my state imposed inspired atheism and embrace the jihad you so eloquently describe in your writings....

May God Bless You Allah Akbar!!!!