It was twenty weeks ago today,
Director Comey taught the band to pray,
They've been filled with impeachment guile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these weeks
Director Comey's Broken Hearts Club Band.

We're Director Comey's Broken Hearts Club Band
We hope you did enjoy the show,
We're Director Comey's Broken Hearts Club Band
Sit back and watch reality go.

Director Comey's Broken, Director Comey's Broken,
Director Comey's Broken Hearts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly not real
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the Leakers's going to leak a song
And he wants you all to suck your bongs

So let me introduce to you
The one and only Mrs. Lynch
And Director Comey's Broken Hearts Club Band.

You have written a most equal classic comradress

“So Shines A Good Deed (sweet words) In A Weary World” - Thank you, Groucho Marxist. :)

Koo koo cha chew

Ah look at all the Comey people
Ah look at all the Comey people

Evelyn Farkas and Susan Rice
In a lurch since Hillary caved in
Lived in a scheme
Waits in the shadows, hiding their face
From what they fear is now in store
They're what it's for

All the Comey people
Where do they all come from?
All the Comey people
Where do they all belong?

Robert Mueller, looking for words
Of the Russians that no one has seen
The truth ain't dear
Look at him looking, avoiding the leaks
In his search as if they're not there
What does he care?

All the Comey people
Where do they all come from?
All the Comey people
Where do they all belong?

Ah look at all the Comey people
Ah look at all the Comey people

Evelyn Farkas , still in a lurch
But the media buried her name
Nobody cared
Robert Mueller, hiding the dirt
On his hands as the truth wasn't bared
Leaks were all shared

All the Comey people
Where do they all come from?
All the Comey people
Where do they all belong?

If there was a way,
To get rid of Trump.

If there was a way
To get him gone.

Sleep, little snowflake,
Do not cry
And I will tell a pack of lies.

Golden showers,
Fill your eyes
The reports from all our spies
Sleep little snowflake
Do not cry
And I will tell a pack of lies.

If there was a way,
To get rid of Trump.

If there was a way
To get him gone.

Sleep, little snowflake
Do not cry
And I will tell a pack of lies.

Libs, it's gonna be a long wait,
Be a long wait for a long time
Libs, it's gonna be a long wait,
Be a long wait for a long time

I'll ne'er give up my delusions,
I only hope for his abdication
And in the middle of my expectations,
I break down

Libs, it's gonna be a long wait,
Be a long wait for a long time
Libs, it's gonna be a long wait,
Be a long wait for a long time

Oh yeah, all right,
Is he gonna be in my head tonight?

Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you
Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you
Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you
Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you
Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you, Hate you

And in the end,
the hate we have,
is equal to the sense we make,
Ah

Oh, my dear, dear, Comrade - your words - all so equal, but the end is...
"la pièce de résistance"!

"And in the end,
the hate we have,
is equal to the sense we make,
Ah"

Standing in my lonely room and saluting you.

But dearest Komradina, Comrade Groucho forgot something ....

The Komradette's a pretty nice girl, but her avatar's a little risque
The Komradette's a pretty nice girl, and she's equal in every way
We wanna tell that we love her a lot, but we gotta have a belly full of rat
The Komradette's a pretty nice girl, today we're gonna have a chat, Oh yeah
Today we're gonna have a chat ..