There's a doctor in the Bronx,
Dallas' has one that has died.
There's a fever now in D.C.
There's more vomiting on flights.
There's a disease spreading wild,
Barry's tee time is at 9:00
Ebola Czar, Where Are You?

(musical interlude)

There's cover up in White House,
The disease gets here on flights.
There's illegals crossin' borders
We've panic in record heights.
There's a virus for your child,
Obama's big party tonight
Ebola Czar, Where Are You?