I'm not Indian at all
A one/thirtysecond squaw
My politics are liberal
I'm bought for a dime

All my friends call me Lizzy
The Village idiot is my prezzy
He gets his orders from his missy
She makes him walk the line

You can find me in Boston
I'll be playin' the victim
Not enough bein' white woman
Promotions abound

'Cause I'm not Indian at all
A one/thirtysecond squaw
My politics are liberal
I'm bought for a dime

I'm lookin' for less trouble
Make my status double
Make liberal hearts bubble
All they do is whine

I remember Kennedy man
Was caught treadin' water with his hands
Told his story on dry land
He was one of our kind

'Cause I'm not Indian at all
A one/thirtysecond squaw
My politics are liberal
I vote party line

I could claim I'm a Navaho
Or maybe an Inuit Eskimo
Any whiter I'd be Albino
Just need to fill two lines

The bloggers looked 'round my resume
Then they caught a peek of my DNA
Questioned race designee
Caught red handed in lies

'Cause I'm not Indian at all
A one/thirtysecond squaw
My politics are liberal
I vote party line

Liberal people
Liberal jive
So proud to live
So proud to lie



Thanks Chalupa for inspiration

No reservations