PROGG BACK ON: Whilst scouring the runes and annals of the fascist message board "4chan", I discovered this vile ode to the cyberfascists who hounded our fellow teacher/ethicist Eric Cantor with absolutely Javert like doggedness ... merely for his courageous stand against the hatethink of the Coulterian Phallofascist nativists




There were three men came out of the web
A 4chan for to try
And these three men made a solemn vow
John Antifa must fry
They plugged, they searched, they narrowed him down
Drew light upon this clown
And these three men made a solemn vow
John Antifa was found

They vetted this guy for a very long time
Till in place the pieces did fall
How Little Sir Prog sucker-punched a head
And so disgraced them all
They checked his face in a detailed way
Till a composite could be drawn
And Little Sir Prog's grown a goatee beard
And showed he's Antifuck

They hired men with the minds so sharp
To note the ratios facially
They scrolled, analyzed him for five days
Observing tilts most nasally*
They hired men with the autist bent
To Google him near and far
And the Leafer* he has served him worse than that
For he's found this Antifuck

They stalked him around and around the web
Till they came unto a Prof
And there they made a raucous boast
"We have found John Antifa"
They hired men with the nasty wit
To troll his "Rate Me" app
And the savant he has served him worse than that
For he's found OK Cupid crap

And Little Sir Prog with his dark black hood
And his bike lock in his hand
And Little Sir Prog with his light brown beard
Proved he was a craven man
The Cunts-man he cant score cheap shots
Nor so loudly to blow queef-ah
And the speakers they can voice both thesis and thoughts
Without a little Antifa

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*(They actually computed the precise angle of upturn between his nose and his upper lip, as well as distance between the bridge of nose and the eyebrows)

*(A "Channer" named Leaf was the one who first matched the composite face of the assailant with a profile of Eric Cantor. Others at 4Chan made jokes about Leaf having autistic tendencies)