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Jussie gotta smackdown by a MAGA

12/10/2021, 1:16 am
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Jussie gotta smackdown by a MAGA
Walking home from Subway in the street
You can say these are just racial hoaxes
But as for Kamala and Grandpa, they believed

He'd been walkin' home in the cold fog
In a polar vortex in the snow
But he just needed more attention
So he hired Nigerian brothers from his show

When cops found him the next mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There was bleach marks on his forehead
And incriminatin' noose rope on his neck

Jussie gotta smackdown by a MAGA
Walking home from Subway in the street
You can say there's no such thing as hoaxes
But as for the Chicago jury, they believe


The Judge is gonna have to tell poor Jussie
His lawyers didn't represent him very well
Jussie thought he could lie to the jury
But it seems his hoax will send him straight to jail.

There's no wokeness without hoaxes
MAGA-men attacking people black
And we just can't help but wonder
Will Jussie ever get his career back?

Jussie gotta smackdown by a MAGA
Walking home from Subway in the street
You can say there's no such thing as hoaxes
But as for the Chicago jury, they believe

Now the news is on the cable
And Don Lemon still has anchor gig
Even as he helped the scandal
By warning Jussie the police didn't believe his shit

Go warn all your friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never walk to Subway
Jussie might hire two BIG black guys to beat'm all to hell

Jussie gotta smackdown by a MAGA
Walking home from Subway in the street
You can say there's no such thing as hoaxes
But as for the Chicago jury, they believe
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12/10/2021, 8:33 am
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El P.

That is the happiest little Christmas Marxmas song, evah.

'pelipsky
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