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Music by Stevie Wonder, lyrics by Laika the Space Dog
La la la la allah
La la la la allah
My Sharia Law, all the infidels must pay
My Sharia Law, said that I must kill all gays
My Sharia Law, Jews and Christians we abhor
Without a burqa she's a whore
To kill for Allah is not a crime.
In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street
I've been near you, but you never notice me
My Sharia Law don't you tell me how could they ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
I explode an improvised mine
Maybe someday I'll plant one in a great big crowd
Maybe someday It'll be more than a mushroom cloud
Oh, Sharia Law, think of all the blood and gore
You're the only law my heart beats for
And bring about the end of time.
La la la la allah
La la la la allah
Oh, Sharia Law! It's what the French will soon be saying instead of my cherie amour if it goes on like this for a few more years.
At least in Sharia law, you don't have to worry about your social standings. They tell you what to do and everything! Very progressive.
What we worry, comrades!? WE ARE MEN FOLK! The womyn on the other hand will have a lot of splainin' to do once our Mooselum masters come to take over!
Great minds think alike. That's Laika and Mark Steyn.
Turns out, back in 2002 Steyn did a verse of My Sharia Amour in a parody story on a "culturally sensitive Miss World contest" in Nigeria, published in Telegraph.
My Sharia Amour, I'm the guy you like to fear
My Sharia Amour, pretty little girl in your chador
One of only four that I beat sore
How I wish that I had five.
The whole thing is pretty funny.
My Sharia Amour
Turns out, back in 2002 Steyn did a verse of My Sharia Amour in a parody story on a "culturally sensitive Miss World contest" in Nigeria, published in Telegraph.
Mark Steyn
My Sharia Amour, good enough for some emirMy Sharia Amour, I'm the guy you like to fear
My Sharia Amour, pretty little girl in your chador
One of only four that I beat sore
How I wish that I had five.
The whole thing is pretty funny.
My Sharia Amour
You gotta love the World of Islam or else!
That My Sharia Amour was funny stuff:
Princess Michael explained that the fellow on Marsha's left was Alhaji Abdutayo Ogunbati, the country's leading female circumcisionist, there to ensure every contestant was in full compliance, and next to him was Hans Blix, there to ensure every involuntary clitorectomy was in accordance with UN regulations.
and
Hey, what are you doing after the show? "Trying to stay one step ahead of that female circumcision guy."
That My Sharia Amour was funny stuff:
Princess Michael explained that the fellow on Marsha's left was Alhaji Abdutayo Ogunbati, the country's leading female circumcisionist, there to ensure every contestant was in full compliance, and next to him was Hans Blix, there to ensure every involuntary clitorectomy was in accordance with UN regulations.
and
Hey, what are you doing after the show? "Trying to stay one step ahead of that female circumcision guy."
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