(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Can't find cant find my facemask, baby.)
(Ever since the day we left)
(Ever since the day we left)

(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Can't find cant find my facemask, baby.)
(Ever since the day we left)
(Ever since the day we left)

Jill lays down and wakes me from my sleep
Noon-time in Washington DC
The President they expect to see

Chief of Staff calls and tells us where to meet
Marine-One to Baltimore
And touches down on crime-filled streets

I step outside and keep my face mask on
About a fear I cannot see
Fauci calls it Covid-19

Morning comes and all the papers say
Joe Biden is on the job
He wears his mask to teach us all

Do do do do do do……..

(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Can't find cant find my facemask, baby.)
(Ever since the day we left)
(Ever since the day we left)

(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Can't find cant find my facemask, baby.)
(Ever since the day we left)
(Ever since the day we left)

Am I alive my thoughts just drift away?
Cannot remember what's the day
I'll just read whatever they say?

Hope I don't die before it's time to speak
Can the mask protect me all the days I am awake
but half asleep?

Do do do do do do………..

(Sleepy-Joe Piano Intermission)

At this time, the Covid rate is up
The virus spreading will kill us all
Double-vaccine won't stop the fall

CDC says outside is safe-to-go
I'll keep my mask unlike the rest
And breathe the air through fabric mesh

Do do do do do do………….

(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Can't find my facemask, baby.)
(Ever since the day we left)
(Ever since the day we left)

El P!!!

Direct chart hit of a karaoke you concocted in your kitchen sink... or maybe it was the broom closet sink at the Institution. 'pelipsky don't know, or care.

No! That is not a smirk on the horned rodent's face. That's just normal harelipped dumb bunny face when hearing karaoke about vaccinated Cho Bae-Din and his maskdementia.

Score! forelocktug,
'pelipsky