BREAKING: ABC issues minor correction to reporter Brian Ross' story claiming Trump nuked North Korea with news he actually microwaved some Hot Pockets
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12/7/2017, 12:54 pm
Liberals see Robert Mueller as the "To Kill a Mockingbird" hero Atticus Finch, defending the permanent underclass victims from the evil entitled rednecks.
Liberals fail to see that if Meuller is Finch, Donald Trump is Boo Radley, fighting and winning to protect the innocent.
12/8/2017, 11:47 pm
In surprise move, Roy Moore tries and convicts himself on several charges of rape and sexual misconduct, and sentences himself to life in juvenile detention.
12/12/2017, 10:25 pm
Another suicide journalist fake news pipe-dream bomb exploded today killing all reporters in vicinity.
12/17/2017, 8:49 pm
The very real GENOCIDE by starvation in Venezuela of everyone and their families who won't be collectivized leaves the NYT searching for any other word to describe it.
12/18/2017, 8:04 pm
NYT: In a paper published in the latest issue of Nature, scientists use Zeno's paradox to prove the existence of an infinite number of genders
12/20/2017, 1:29 pm
President Obama was always struggling against the terrible past he inherited. President Trump is always trying to take credit for the glorious future he inherited.
12/23/2017, 11:21 am
Socialism will give everyone equal access to driverless internet promises Bernie Sanders.
12/26/2017, 11:01 am
If you love something set it free.
President Trump's economic policy.
Take everyone hostage.
The left's economic policy.
President Trump's economic policy.
Take everyone hostage.
The left's economic policy.
12/27/2017, 10:35 am
Obama's nationalization of student loans wasn't for students it was for the collectivization of higher learning.
12/27/2017, 3:14 pm
2017 is marked as the year, when Progressive Humanity learned to stop worrying and love the FBI.
12/27/2017, 3:32 pm
A new cake use to cost only one identity - now the very same cake will cost a whole wheelbarrow full of newly minted inflated identity.
12/27/2017, 10:56 pm
The million dollar question: If the Russians wanted Donald Trump to win why did they provide the Democrats with the Trump dossier?
12/29/2017, 3:16 pm
The only reason the Trump economy looks so much better than the Obama economy is because Obama didn't do anything about it, explained a former Obama administration economist.
1/3/2018, 7:27 pm
Bill & Hillary's home in Chappaqua is up in flames; all the lies have finally set her pantsuits on fire.
1/4/2018, 11:24 am
Venezuela raises the minimum wage to 40% more wheelbarrows full of money an hour.
1/8/2018, 3:15 pm
How to square old meme that Trump wanted to be president so bad he conspired with Russia to steal the election with the new meme that he didn't want to be president and didn't try to get elected? Both are true at the same time because he's crazy.
1/15/2018, 8:06 am
Feminism spawned its own combat gear, the Vagina Costume.
But Gayism? Nothing. It still has to do that revolutionary step!
Here you see how oppressive the cis-normative heteropatriarchy is!
But Gayism? Nothing. It still has to do that revolutionary step!
Here you see how oppressive the cis-normative heteropatriarchy is!
1/16/2018, 9:45 am
Trumputler out, Iosif Vissarionovich Trumplin in. _(remotely operated by Russia, anyway!)
1/16/2018, 9:10 pm
Want a proof that Russkies are behind Iosif Vissarionovich Trumplin?
Today, Trumplin took the long overdue looney test, and he had... to draw a cube. A f•ing CUBE!
Today, Trumplin took the long overdue looney test, and he had... to draw a cube. A f•ing CUBE!
1/19/2018, 6:50 am
Being alive: by far the danger #1 to humans! In 100%(!) of cases ends deadly, studies show.
1/23/2018, 8:04 pm
Volcano Mayon ejaculates vertically a 2.300 ft shaft of hot, raw, liquid lava? +1,9 mi ash plume?
You tell me, Humanity isn't climatewise progressed enough to halt such a CO2 folly?? UNFCC???
You tell me, Humanity isn't climatewise progressed enough to halt such a CO2 folly?? UNFCC???
1/31/2018, 9:03 pm
(a German, post-SOTU):
Had Trump walked over water, ze Cherman MSM would say: See? Trump can't even swim!
Had Trump walked over water, ze Cherman MSM would say: See? Trump can't even swim!
2/6/2018, 2:48 pm
Doritos maker PepsiCo to introduce snack line for women; new Doritas™ chips will be 77% as big as Doritos and won't make any scary 'crunchy noises'
2/7/2018, 1:44 am
TMZ: Tooth Fairy accused of sexually assaulting millions of children, outs self as Transgendered Tooth Recovery Specialist
2/11/2018, 9:47 pm
Fun fact: Kim Jong Un's sister, Kim Yo Jong has ordered 1,021 people put to death over the course of her lifetime.
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Thanks, Margaret - used in this post:
US media fawns over the Kims, still hates the Trumps
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2/13/2018, 3:23 pm
Dozens of Russians Fighting Against Climate Change Are Believed Killed in Pro-Climate Change U.S.-Backed Syria Attack
2/19/2018, 8:18 pm
Reacting to news that opiate overdoses kill more Americans than guns, politicians, pundits, and policy makers demand opiates be outlawed.
UPDATE: Reacting a few minutes later to news that opiates are already outlawed, politicians, pundits, and policy makers demand opiates be even more outlawed than they already are.
UPDATE: Reacting a few minutes later to news that opiates are already outlawed, politicians, pundits, and policy makers demand opiates be even more outlawed than they already are.
2/20/2018, 5:16 pm
Democrats: "School children can't have the same security we have until we get the all gun control we want; it's for their safety."
2/23/2018, 3:05 am
CNBC: Feminist psychologists now classifying masturbation as 'telepathic rape'; sales of sex bots expected to skyrocket
2/23/2018, 3:44 pm
Police Officer Peterson kept the school safe by acting as a perimeter guard during the attack. "Stop right there! You can't go in the school. There is a mass murder going on", he explained.
2/24/2018, 12:19 pm
Next to war, socialism is the most effect technique so far known for destroying a country.
2/24/2018, 9:52 pm
The reason you have the right to not get shot up is the same reason that you have the right to own guns.
2/27/2018, 10:25 am
Xi Jinping takes a power tip from Michael Bloomberg and rewrites term limit law for himself.
2/27/2018, 1:13 pm
Democrat party mascot - Out: Donkey. In: Know-nothing arrogant self-absorbed teenager.
2/27/2018, 2:59 pm
One of the unexpected effects of the tax cut is people are happy to see more money in their paycheck, economists say.
3/1/2018, 9:11 pm
Xi Jinping declares himself first 'President of 10,000 Years', begins mass castration of Chinese Communist Party officials
3/1/2018, 9:14 pm
Malfunctioning Russian Twitter bot releases results of US elections eight months early, reveals massive Democrat defeat; Mueller to investigate
3/1/2018, 9:41 pm
CNN adds 'full semi-automatic' setting to washing machine to more effectively spin news
3/3/2018, 1:38 pm
Democrat plans to dump Bill of Rights, give us Bill of Wrongs: what you cannot do.
3/5/2018, 10:31 am
Tone Deaf Academy Awards Night! Celebrities Spray Unwitting Inferiors With Phallic Meat
3/8/2018, 1:51 pm
Middle School rocket club brings the neighborhood pet launch-to-orbit payload price down to five dollars a pound with new Space-X model rocket.
3/8/2018, 11:02 pm
New study confirms, fake news travels halfway around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.
3/12/2018, 1:22 pm
corporatism | ˈkôrp(ə)rəˌtizəm |
noun
the control of a state or organization by large interest groups.
Oxford Dictionary
noun
the control of a state or organization by large interest groups.
Oxford Dictionary
3/13/2018, 10:03 am
Tillerson fired for failure to protect American vibranium interests. Globalist T-man verbally consented to impending Wakandan tariffs. Trump furious.
3/14/2018, 10:09 pm
CNN: Congress clears Trump of any wrongdoing and ends Russian investigation, finally proving that he's guilty beyond a doubt
3/15/2018, 8:12 am
Obama's mother in law confesses that she too kept a little obama doll in her purse too.
3/16/2018, 10:49 am
Random bridge collapse kills and injures dozens of people; students plan school walkouts to protest bridges
3/16/2018, 5:01 pm
Hillary dreams what might have been: "In other news President Hillary's latest executive order has outlawed all stairs."
3/19/2018, 11:15 pm
Self-driving Uber vehicle kills Arizona pedestrian, violating the 2017 Honda Accord
3/22/2018, 9:42 am
Austin City Council enacts, mayor signs common sense bomb regulations raising minimum bomb-making age from 18 to 21 and designating city 'explosives-free zone'; mandatory bomb registration to begin July 5th
3/23/2018, 1:14 am
obama: I never had to fire anyone and saying that Eric "Contempt of Congress" Holder,
Susan "It was a Youtube" Rice, and Lois "5th amendment" Lerner were some of his most dedicated and public servants
Susan "It was a Youtube" Rice, and Lois "5th amendment" Lerner were some of his most dedicated and public servants
3/23/2018, 4:16 pm
Teachers nationwide agree: all a pupil needs to know to graduate is that guns are bad.
3/25/2018, 6:55 am
Students attending gun protest totally forget to demand armed guards stop protecting them with guns
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