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Dear comrade Pam - such bits get to be posted as comments on this thread:

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A qualified experienced committee of headline editors will then carefully go over it and take an appropriate action.

Gosh, the things you miss when you don't watch CNN.

Red Square wrote:Dear comrade Pam - such bits get to be posted as comments on this thread:

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A qualified experienced committee of headline editors will then carefully go over it and take an appropriate action.

Sorry, Comrade Red Square, I really derped this one up! I admonish myself for my stupidity. Do with me what you will.

Respectfully,

Pamalinsky

Comradress Pamilinsky,

Your subservience to the directorate is commendable.
However, your crime will still be dealt with harshly and without reserve, as is customary with our imperious leader, Red Square.

It is important to remember that The People's Cube is very much an " Olegarchy ".
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( I was just thinking that I, Krasnodar, shouldn't have made such a generalized statement concerning Comrade RS. )
So, just to save time, perhaps you and I should just go down and wait at Platform #5.

I hear Verkhoyansk is starting to warm up some.


* It might be advisable not to use that " Do with me what you will " line if by any chance Tovarichi shows up. Or Craptek, for that matter......

Krasnodar wrote:Comradress Pamilinsky,

Your subservience to the directorate is commendable.
However, your crime will still be dealt with harshly and without reserve, as is customary with our imperious leader, Red Square.

It is important to remember that The People's Cube is very much an " Olegarchy ".
......................................................................................................................................
( I was just thinking that I, Krasnodar, shouldn't have made such a generalized statement concerning Comrade RS. )
So, just to save time, perhaps you and I should just go down and wait at Platform #5.

I hear Verkhoyansk is starting to warm up some.



* It might be advisable not to use that [highlight=#ffff99]" Do with me what you will " line if by any chance Tovarichi shows up. Or Craptek, for that matter......[/highlight]

Comrade Krasnodar,

I object! Such innuendo is unbecoming, and in this particular case, misdirected. Granted, the phrase "Do with me what you will" caught my attention. (briefly) However, projecting one's bizarre proclivities onto innocent woodland creatures (ahem) is cruel and beneath your station. This incident will be logged along with numerous others perpetrated upon me by the rodent hating Tovarichi!

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Comrade Kras said:
"It is important to remember that The People's Cube is very much an "Olegarchy ".
Did you not mean "oleogarchy?" Father Prog Theocritus, my Cube mentor, taught me this word in order to assist in my understanding of progism in general, and to escort me into The Cube. He referred to it as "oleaginous." It is most apropos and I think that is, indeed, what you meant. Oily.

Comrade Crap:
Regarding Comrade Kras:
As an innocent woodland creature, I appreciate your innate desire to "protect" me. I have heard this many times before, and, well, I have never seen or heard bigger crocks. However, I am most flattered by your brief diversion of thought when contemplating my statement, "do with me what you will." You actually contemplated it. How sweet!

Don't worry, I can handle Comrade Tovarichi. He is one of my favorite "misogynists." (NOT!) (a misogynist, that is)

Sista Comrade Putout!
Thanks for putting it in a visual nutshell! So good to see you again!

Comradress P,

( Insert tacky game show buzzer sound )

I'm sorry Pammy ....... the correct answer is :

" Olegarchy " as in Oleg Atbashian, our fearless leader's super-secret code name.


So, thank you for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you ...........

Viva Oleg!

<off>. Carried away... world cup crowds singing "O-leg, O-leg-oleg..." Makes me want to check the posts on the Cube.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnFLK4iBcok

Hey, hold on for second !!!!
Since when does Kollective play the soccer on fields of grass ?
Everyone knows we play in last year's beet field. We always play in last year's beet field.

I, Krasnodar, know this is true . I say this because I sprain ankle when tripping over un-harvested beet plant when kicking ball into goal !

Krasnodar wrote:Comradress P,

( Insert tacky game show buzzer sound )

I'm sorry Pammy ....... the correct answer is :

" Olegarchy " as in Oleg Atbashian, our fearless leader's super-secret code name.


So, thank you for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you ...........

MMbbwwaaannnh! (my impersonation of a tacky game show buzzer) Good, Huh?

Ya got me there, Kras, Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

So, how's about those parting gifts….hmmm?

You guys are way too snitty-nit-picky about spelling. Geesh! Give me a break!

Yes, Comrade P.... about the lovely parting gifts.......



A set of imported garden gnome zombies !
The perfect addition for any made-prog's garden.



These must be part of the ever-present 40% of those polled who approve of Obama.