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Newly Released Andromeda Images Claim Entire Galaxy as Chinese Territory

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Qinghai Province, China -- New images of the Andromeda galaxy were released this week from China's new Wide Field Survey Telescope (WFST).  Included in the images were borders claiming the entire galaxy sits in Chinese territory.

WFST Spokesman Qui-gon Jinn responded to questions about the controversy stating the map is based on history.  In a brief press conference, he said "this is merely one of our annual map updates, which we use to educate the public.  Anyone who disagrees with these updates is an imperialist.  We intend to use the MFST to scan most of the sky, so expect many more updates to our historical borders."

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Panem, China’s autonomous territories are being reclaimed and re-cognized, daily. The extensive oil and gas located in the crust of Texazistan’s Permian Basin is soon to be reclaimed and re-cognized, through China’s ancient drill hole excavation.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 23743.html

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Are the folks in Austin digging from the US side, trying to meet in the middle somehow?

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
9/21/2023, 9:17 am
Are the folks in Austin digging from the US side, trying to meet in the middle somehow?

That you even ask such a rhetorical question could indicate you’re a Booosh/Rove/Halliburton Rethuglican hater of Texazistan.

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
9/21/2023, 8:18 am
Qinghai Province, China -- New images of the Andromeda galaxy... Included in the images were borders claiming the entire galaxy sits in Chinese territory.
• Andromeda is on a collision course with the Milky Way.
• China is on a collision course with the United States.
The parallels here are astronomical.

Nevertheless, some illustrations may help the teeming masses wrap their collective heads around this intergalactic star-grab. There are two ways to visualize China's brazen imperialism: chose from Column A or Column B.

A. China is claiming the 9-dash line area in the part of the sky surrounding the Andromeda galaxy plus the two million light years of space leading up to it.
A. China is claiming the 9-dash line area in the part of the sky surrounding the Andromeda galaxy plus the two million light years of space leading up to it.

B. China has re-named the South China Sea as the "Andromeda Sea" and claimed that all the area within the 9-dash line is the historically indisputable territory of China and that everyone else should get out of the pool and fuck off somewhere else until all the oil, gas and fish are pumped out.
B. China has re-named the South China Sea as the "Andromeda Sea" and claimed that all the area within the 9-dash line is the historically indisputable territory of China and that everyone else should get out of the pool and fuck off somewhere else until all the oil, gas and fish are pumped out.

One other issue has yet to be settled: how to get the rest of the world to pronounce it "Andlomeda."

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
9/21/2023, 9:58 am

The parallels here are astronomical.
Heh heh

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Colonel Obyezana, your excellent for The People maps to explain topographically, the Chinese Expedition to acquire as much autonomous China as possible, triggered the jackalope into checking the maps of The Permian Basin.


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A. China is claiming the 9-dash line area in the part of the sky surrounding the Andromeda galaxy plus the two million light years of space leading up to it.

B. China is claiming the two million light years of space leading to the 9-dash line area of the crust of Texazistan's Permian Basin.

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What if it wasn't just an archipelago of the gulag prison camp rumor that the Chinese Constellation of "Andlomeda"s Legal Council is filing with the Atlanta DA's Office to have the Atlanta Georgia Court grant full legal custody of the two million light years between Chinese Constellation "Andlomeda." and American Oil and Gas Reserves? \

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
9/21/2023, 3:52 pm
What if it wasn't just an archipelago of the gulag prison camp rumor that the Chinese Constellation of "Andlomeda"s Legal Council is filing with the Atlanta DA's Office to have the Atlanta Georgia Court grant full legal custody of the two million light years between Chinese Constellation "Andlomeda." and American Oil and Gas Reserves?
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You know the Chinese will eat anything that flys, swims, walks, crawls or burrows. It'd be a great way to reduce the infestation of tarantulas, scorpions, cicadas, black beetles, rattlesnakes, horned toads, bats, armadillos, coyotes and jackrabbits.

We could get an appeals court to toss the custody order after West Texas starts looking less like Australia and more like the kind of scrubby desert we could fill with golf courses and strip malls and Taco Bells without any of that stinging and biting. 
 


 
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