Cornyn: Senator Without A State

[jackalopelipsky]

Texans pronounce this supernatural affliction be placed upon Senator John Cornyn and his staff upon learning the Senator stole the sacred Texas Bible Belt Buckle and traded it to the religion of Islam for filthy lucre.

This proclamation declares John Cornyn a treasonous undead Senator unable to feel the pleasure, or taste the joys, of being a Texan ever again.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

In his impending retirement from the US Senate, I hope he finds productive labor monitoring the shovel-washing station at any gulag located miles of permafrost from anywhere. Adios Senator, pack extra gloves.

[jackalopelipsky]

In his impending retirement from the US Senate, I hope he finds productive labor monitoring the shovel-washing station at any gulag located miles of permafrost from anywhere. Adios Senator, pack extra gloves.

Dang, he forgot his gloves and his Kafka Trapper Hat. Hope his family is able to get those items delivered.

[jackalopelipsky]

Meet the Best Mate for this shovel washing sailing vessel. Jasmine wearing a TPC Kafka Trapper hauling sea water up in a bucket for shovel washing detail really works, doesn’t it comrades?