There Once Was a Land.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

There was once was a place
Called Australia
Where mates and their shielas
Thought failure
Was something that only
Europeans and Americans could do
Until we helped them
Out of the poo.
In Europe, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan 
We fought like like no other man
Now we have a government
Terribly weak
More interested in selling us
To the CCP peek.
Whilst telling us
The CCP demands
And selling to them 
Australian lands.

Your corespondant from the SPG, KKK.

 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

For some reason I thought of this:

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

For some reason I thought of this:

Comrade, ensuring the Party has all the weapons, ensures the safety of The Children. Countless school shootings proves this. There is no evidence to ignore to prove otherwise. 
 

[Kommissar Uberdave]

For some reason I thought of this:

Comrade, ensuring the Party has all the weapons, ensures the safety of The Children. Countless school shootings proves this. There is no evidence to ignore to prove otherwise. 

Komrade Kap'n, I've addressed this in the Liberal Lessons:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 120:

Statist Socialist Progressives feign enormous compassion for the peasant rube masses when in actuality we loathe them. The simple minded masses are in fact wholly incapable of any capacity to provide for themselves and so we have created a massive and exponentially growing government Nanny to look after them as one would a petulant, backward, retarded child.

Our Soviet and Maoist ancestors eliminated millions of their peasant class through the expedient of the point of a gun but with the stalled disarming of America’s simpleton rubes we must tread lightly until we have achieved success.

In the mean time we will have to make do with aborting their off spring and forcing them into a State controlled “health” system where bureaucrats will let them twist in the wind and rot until they die. That way there will be fewer of them to deal with by the time we have completed disarming them and our Gulags and re-education camps are up and running.

We now have the Democratic Socialists of Amerika to delete the Second Amendment and rewrite our constitution...