There Once Was a Land.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

There was once was a place
Called Australia
Where mates and their shielas
Thought failure
Was something that only
Europeans and Americans could do
Until we helped them
Out of the poo.
In Europe, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan 
We fought like like no other man
Now we have a government
Terribly weak
More interested in selling us
To the CCP peek.
Whilst telling us
The CCP demands
And selling to them 
Australian lands.

Your corespondant from the SPG, KKK.

 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

For some reason I thought of this:

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

For some reason I thought of this:

Comrade, ensuring the Party has all the weapons, ensures the safety of The Children. Countless school shootings proves this. There is no evidence to ignore to prove otherwise. 
 

[Kommissar Uberdave]

For some reason I thought of this:

Comrade, ensuring the Party has all the weapons, ensures the safety of The Children. Countless school shootings proves this. There is no evidence to ignore to prove otherwise. 

Komrade Kap'n, I've addressed this in the Liberal Lessons:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 120:

Statist Socialist Progressives feign enormous compassion for the peasant rube masses when in actuality we loathe them. The simple minded masses are in fact wholly incapable of any capacity to provide for themselves and so we have created a massive and exponentially growing government Nanny to look after them as one would a petulant, backward, retarded child.

Our Soviet and Maoist ancestors eliminated millions of their peasant class through the expedient of the point of a gun but with the stalled disarming of America’s simpleton rubes we must tread lightly until we have achieved success.

In the mean time we will have to make do with aborting their off spring and forcing them into a State controlled “health” system where bureaucrats will let them twist in the wind and rot until they die. That way there will be fewer of them to deal with by the time we have completed disarming them and our Gulags and re-education camps are up and running.

We now have the Democratic Socialists of Amerika to delete the Second Amendment and rewrite our constitution... 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Komrade Kap'n, I've addressed this in the Liberal Lessons:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 120:

Statist Socialist Progressives feign enormous compassion for the peasant rube masses when in actuality we loathe them. The simple minded masses are in fact wholly incapable of any capacity to provide for themselves and so we have created a massive and exponentially growing government Nanny to look after them as one would a petulant, backward, retarded child.

Our Soviet and Maoist ancestors eliminated millions of their peasant class through the expedient of the point of a gun but with the stalled disarming of America’s simpleton rubes we must tread lightly until we have achieved success.

In the mean time we will have to make do with aborting their off spring and forcing them into a State controlled “health” system where bureaucrats will let them twist in the wind and rot until they die. That way there will be fewer of them to deal with by the time we have completed disarming them and our Gulags and re-education camps are up and running.

We now have the Democratic Socialists of Amerika to delete the Second Amendment and rewrite our constitution... 

For some reason I thought of this:

Comrade, ensuring the Party has all the weapons, ensures the safety of The Children. Countless school shootings proves this. There is no evidence to ignore to prove otherwise. 

Komrade Kap'n, I've addressed this in the Liberal Lessons:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 120:

Statist Socialist Progressives feign enormous compassion for the peasant rube masses when in actuality we loathe them. The simple minded masses are in fact wholly incapable of any capacity to provide for themselves and so we have created a massive and exponentially growing government Nanny to look after them as one would a petulant, backward, retarded child.

Our Soviet and Maoist ancestors eliminated millions of their peasant class through the expedient of the point of a gun but with the stalled disarming of America’s simpleton rubes we must tread lightly until we have achieved success.

In the mean time we will have to make do with aborting their off spring and forcing them into a State controlled “health” system where bureaucrats will let them twist in the wind and rot until they die. That way there will be fewer of them to deal with by the time we have completed disarming them and our Gulags and re-education camps are up and running.

We now have the Democratic Socialists of Amerika to delete the Second Amendment and rewrite our constitution... 

Or you could do it the Australian way, and ban guns, except for unspecified hunting, unspecified target practice and unspecified gun clubs. It's not what do or say. It's the way you do or say it.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

"Or you could do it the Australian way, and ban guns, except for unspecified hunting, unspecified target practice and unspecified gun clubs. It's not what do or say. It's the way you do or say it."



Komrade Kap'n, the Liberal Lessons are a guide for leftists to achieve TGWONT through the "Warmth of Collectivism™" and “Fundamental Change™.” It's not that we haven't tried outright confiscation, we've managed quite well in the wealth redistribution department. But we've just now gained a foothold with new leaders in the DSA. Proper education is the key.

I submit Lesson 47...

Liberalism 101 Lesson 47:

Fairness is the major driving force in Liberal Progressive Marxist ideology.

Example:

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

Liberals alone are the ones with the intelligence and education to determine what is and is not fair.

Of course, success will make the DSA redundant, so Lesson 43 kicks in...

Liberalism 101 Lesson 43:

As liberals our work to create a Marxist utopia requires an allegiance with nefarious minions sent out to do our dirty work who are universally known as "useful idiots."

We apologize for that necessity but take heart; we all know the fate of the useful idiots once the work is complete.

 

[Fodder For Cossacks]

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

What?

Respectfully Yours
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

"Or you could do it the Australian way, and ban guns, except for unspecified hunting, unspecified target practice and unspecified gun clubs. It's not what do or say. It's the way you do or say it."



Komrade Kap'n, the Liberal Lessons are a guide for leftists to achieve TGWONT through the "Warmth of Collectivism™" and “Fundamental Change™.” It's not that we haven't tried outright confiscation, we've managed quite well in the wealth redistribution department. But we've just now gained a foothold with new leaders in the DSA. Proper education is the key.

I submit Lesson 47...

Liberalism 101 Lesson 47:

Fairness is the major driving force in Liberal Progressive Marxist ideology.

Example:

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

Liberals alone are the ones with the intelligence and education to determine what is and is not fair.

Of course, success will make the DSA redundant, so Lesson 43 kicks in...

Liberalism 101 Lesson 43:

As liberals our work to create a Marxist utopia requires an allegiance with nefarious minions sent out to do our dirty work who are universally known as "useful idiots."

We apologize for that necessity but take heart; we all know the fate of the useful idiots once the work is complete.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

What?

Respectfully Yours

It's all about proportionaliy. If someone shoots you, in the back of the head, if you survive, you can shoot them back. It's not about who wins. It's about what's proportional. Everyone gets a participation trophy. 

[trashmouth]

"Therefore, if we truly believe in fairness, having the means to defend
or the need to defend is unfair"!

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

 

"Therefore, if we truly believe in fairness, having the means to defend
or the need to defend is unfair"!

Sounds fair.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

What?

Respectfully Yours

Precisely. Lesson 47 is written to be equally convoluted. Fairness is the bleeding heart of Progressive logic. Theft is the key component of Progressive Fairness whether it's the impersonal government kind or the more personal jimmy the back window type. 


Liberalism 101 Lesson 57:

“Private property rights” are yet another tired abstraction that is at odds with the liberal’s progressive ideal. Property whether cash, land, structures, vehicles or whatever cannot be seized by the state for the purpose of advancing Progressive policy if yokels are possessed by the notion that such property is theirs by some vague “right”

It should be well known that all property belongs to the state where people who transcend rights by dent of their natural superiority best know who to relieve of those “rights” so that they can be bestowed on the more deserving.


 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

What?

Respectfully Yours

Precisely. Lesson 47 is written to be equally convoluted. Fairness is the bleeding heart of Progressive logic. Theft is the key component of Progressive Fairness whether it's the impersonal government kind or the more personal jimmy the back window type. 


Liberalism 101 Lesson 57:

“Private property rights” are yet another tired abstraction that is at odds with the liberal’s progressive ideal. Property whether cash, land, structures, vehicles or whatever cannot be seized by the state for the purpose of advancing Progressive policy if yokels are possessed by the notion that such property is theirs by some vague “right”

It should be well known that all property belongs to the state where people who transcend rights by dent of their natural superiority best know who to relieve of those “rights” so that they can be bestowed on the more deserving.

Deserving. That sounds unfair.