See more at Confederacy of Drones. Mitt Romney, being in a perpetual search for a spine, has finally discovered Twitter, and gee, you don't even have to use your real name. Armed with newfound, Twitter-inspired boldness, Romney is feeling like his courageous old self… from way back in high school … when he gave someone an unwelcomed haircut.

Since he needs a nom de plume for tweeting why not something French? And Pierre Delecto is born. “C'est moi” exclaimed Romney, because that's another French term Pierre would use.

Romney realizes the chutzpah he can command with an alter-ego. If only that spine-inducing social media personage were in play during the 2012 election. Romney replayed in his mind key moments during his battle with the Democrats when they used every dirty trick in the book to secure Obama's re-election. This well documented, footnoted and thoroughly annotated book includes such dastardly historical feats as convincing the country to change clocks by an hour twice a year, securing an actual swamp for the nation's capital and slipping the phrase “pull my finger” into the Gettysburg address.

[As a side note, the dirty tricks book was rewritten during the next four years to include using the IRS to target political foes, banning the word “terrorism” to solve terrorism, spying on political opponents, and short sheeting beds in Trump hotels.]

As Pierre Delecto, Romney would have had the perfect response to Harry Reid's claim that the 2012 Republican nominee was a tax cheat. Instead of just saying “am not” under his breath, Pierre would have provided an angry rebuttal with fists pounding on the table, fingers pointing, and demons storming from hell to fling exercise bands at Reid's face.

“That would show ‘em”, exclaimed Romney… to himself… in a soft dignified whisper.

I can't believe I voted for Romney/Ryan. I feel like I voted for Dill/Doe.

[Prog OFF] I am also ashamed of my vote for Romney in 2012. However even at the time, I knew that he was, in reality, "Squish The Designated Loser"...[Prog On]ReThuglikan Squish (ptui, ptui) had the common decency to submit to Our Holy Bringer Of Light in 2012, unlike more recent ReThuglikkkans!

You're not alone, comrades. Voting for Romney was also the most shameful moment in the porn star Jenna Jameson's career.

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Pierre Delecto, the Republican Pat Paulsen? Romney could have a whole new career as a never ending joke campaign playing Pierre Delecto - Presidential Candidate.

Mitt Romney: the Hillary Clinton of the Republican Party.

Red Square wrote:Mitt Romney: the Hillary Clinton of the Republican Party.

That's just brutal, Red Square....it's like Mitt Romney is human scum...or som'mit...just like Trumputler said. What's the Cube world comin' to??? Does TPC™ have a fixed Nuremburg defense - "We didn't have a choice. Our betters chose for us."'pelipskyRussian Asset#BR 549

Red Square wrote:Mitt Romney: the Hillary Clinton of the Republican Party.

YeeOWCH!! That is gonna leave a mark. Such savagery, such mockery, such honesty!!!

Neither of them could get elected, so they do have that in common...

Most Esteemed and Equal Komrads,

Red Square wrote:Mitt Romney: the Hillary Clinton of the Republican Party.

I will now channel Captain Obvious: Mitt is a much bigger female anatomical part. A whiny twinging one. Our MTE is tough and not afraid of a fight. Neither one can get elected to the Presidency, but it ends there. At least our MTE is loyal to The Party. Mitt is a turncoat. And a simpering one at that. Is my disgust evident?



I denounce myself just because. It's probably my turn. A quick Jiffy Lobo ™ and a spa month or two at the Gulag of the Kommissar's choice should get me to feeling the Current Truth ™ again.

Seeking the Current Truth ™ ,

Red Salmon

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:YeeOWCH!! ...

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:YeeOWCH!! ...