What the f...?

Commissar Maksim wrote:Palin's Failin' What is it she stands for? After seven weeks, we don't know.

LOL that's harsh...but probably true...if Peggy has to ask, she hasn't been paying attention.

Peggy is rather full of herself. She never got over writing, "A thousand points of light" and "a kinder, gentler America."

Funny how things just came together in this very same post in another example of how life imitates "The Cube." Abe's beloved Muslim Rage Boy is causing the delayed release of Betty's highly anticipated new video game, LittleBigPlanet:
<br>Video Game Yanked for Being Offensive to Muslims

Life is being yanked for being offensive to Muslims.

Which is just what the MSM wants, when you think about it. Saves them the trouble of thinking as humans, instead of being merely creatures of tastes.

rosie wrote:Oh my God, as a joke I said recently that we would all have to wear our special star if Obama is elected. I think he's really a Nazi.

If you compare his program with that of NSDAP, you weren't that far off, Godwin's Law be damned.

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Video Game Yanked for Being Offensive to Muslims
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That pissed me off so much!

I was all ready to pick it up at Best Buy today, and when I found out that they were delaying the release! Now I have to wait until f**kin Monday to get it!!!!

GAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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Premier Betty wrote:<quote>
Video Game Yanked for Being Offensive to Muslims
</quote>

That pissed me off so much!

I was all ready to pick it up at Best Buy today, and when I found out that they were delaying the release! Now I have to wait until f**kin Monday to get it!!!!

GAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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Betty got pwned! Terrorists win!

mi wrote:

rosie wrote:Oh my God, as a joke I said recently that we would all have to wear our special star if Obama is elected. I think he's really a Nazi.

If you compare his program with that of NSDAP, you weren't that far off, Godwin's Law be damned.

After a long, long day toiling in the People's Kitchen, I finally sat down to my daily ration of beets and potatoes, watching the first snowfall of the year. I decided to visit the Cube for some inspiration and motivation. I came across a posting by Mi (10/21/08, 5:28PM).
To my suprise, there was a link to the NSDP. After re-reading" mein kampf" again I was struck dumb by the similarities to the Obamessiah's platform for AmeriKKa.

The "[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]true[/HIGHLIGHT]" visionary, Adolph Hitler, stated that "the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens. If it should prove to be impossible to feed the entire population, foreign nationals (non-citizens) must be deported from the Reich"([HIGHLIGHT=#f2dcdb]AmeriKKA[/HIGHLIGHT]).
[HIGHLIGHT=#f2dcdb]No doubt, this is the Obamessiah's plan to fix the immigration problem. (Of course, after the election; he needs their votes first). [/HIGHLIGHT]
The Fuhrer then went on to demand that income unearned by work shall be abolished. [HIGHLIGHT=#f2dcdb]I took that to mean trusts, inheritances, or just filthy rich. Obamessiah wants to tax these people out of the country, but I ask why do they support and love him then?
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The Most Glorious Leader also required that all businesses (corporations) be nationalized, and the creation of a healthy middle class. ([HIGHLIGHT=#f2dcdb]can anyone say 95% tax cut; no wonder he is working so hard to convince the middle class, he thinks he needs them.)[/HIGHLIGHT]
[HIGHLIGHT=#f2dcdb]
[/HIGHLIGHT]In retrospect, I believe that the Obamessiah is using the NSDP Program composed by the Fuhrer to guide his platform for Change.

I am truly enthralled by the splendor of the One's Mind.

The Common Interest before Self Interest!
SIEG HEIL!!!

PS Thanks Mi, now I have to toil all day with little sleep because you got me intrigued with your keen observation.

yours in sleep deprivation,

Che' Gourmet

Comrades, there is a striking similarity in the programs of all statists. Because they want control. Ultimately it gets down to ordering people around and taking things, and when they <i>really</i> get going, we often have a concentration camp.

Dr. Strangelove wrote: Betty got pwned! Terrorists win!

FILTHY TERRORISTS!!!!

Hussies n' Thingies wrote:"....fetishes,hangups,INKBLOTS,etc......" inkblots...LOL! Please,somebody come up with a Rorchach(sp?) O logo... for the insanity contingent....or maybe just to represent the headshrinkers?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, there is a striking similarity in the programs of all statists. Because they want control. Ultimately it gets down to ordering people around and taking things, and when they <i>really</i> get going, we often have a concentration camp.

Good Morning Commissar Theocritis Most Wise

I certainly concur with your statement, but, I am really mystified??? by the rich who support the Obamessiah.
HE states, with great clarity, that HE wants (will have) to tax the Elitists, yet why do they love Him so?
Please do not assume that this lowly prole would EVER question our Dear Leader Obama. My inquisitiveness about His Tax Plan just makes me ponder what the Obamessiah has in mind for His friends, and the possible future outcome of His agenda. Could they (the Uber-rich) be this maganimous?


Always blandishing & kowtowing to the Party,


Che' Gourmet

PS: [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]ONLY[/HIGHLIGHT] FOR OBAMA - SSOB - COUNT ME IN!

Che, The Chosen One will raise marginal tax rates on the wealthy but the concession will no doubt be, as it has always been, tax breaks for worthy projects. Once while I was doing some computer work for a Big Eight accounting firm in Dallas in 1984 I saw a return for a man making $401K a year, but with deductions, all graced by the IRS, of over a million. No income taxes. Zero.

One of the wondrous things about the wealthy is that they can afford the best cars. And the best houses. And the best politicians.

Commissar Theocritis:

My veneration for you knows no bounds! Once again, abundant thanks for your oh so shrewd counsel.

your bootlicking emulating servant,

Che' Gourmet

I am pleased to see, comrades, that our Dear Leader has a division entitled "People of Faith for Obama." The adaptation from The One's standard logo to the faith logo is only by the addition of brighter light and fluffy clouds, showing that Our Dear Leader is indeed the Obamessiah in whom we can HOPE for CHANGE.

It is indeed a glorious classification, for Our Dear Lleader has a specific group for Jewish comrades so they need not hear the cronings of the imcompletely re-educated Christians (may Lenin bless them, they will be repaired soon enough) and a specific group for the Arabs so they need not associate with the unclean ones(surely the State shall provide swiftly for the proper clensing of the Jews).

Indeed, Our Dear Leader and his staff are most Progressive and Wise, for they will not stoop to the bourgeois demands of the Christians to identify them by name. The Christians must be made to see that we are all equal under the State, and that religious labels are a capitalist tool to establish the power of the rich over the people.

And there are GLBT--gays and bis and transsexuals for the Chosen One. The symbol is of course a rainbow.

I have had some fun in this world and I have seen bug-eyed queens, drag queens, diesel dykes in steel-toed drillers' boots and everything in between. But I have never seen a purple homosexual.

Except when Bruno can't watch <i>Dancing with the Stars</i>.

Oh. I get it.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:But I have never seen a purple homosexual.

Well, there's always Tinky Winky:

Dr., Tinky-Winky was created only to tweak Jerry Falwell. He's not nearly buff enough; obviously no gym time whatsoever. And what homosexual that color would have a red handbag? Green, yes. Red, no.

But come to think of it---that headgear. Could that be the next thing in a tin-foil hat? Will Tinky Winky set the style for moonbats in the future? Will we see Michael Moore with an upside-down fuzzy coat-hanger coming out of his head, the better to get his brainwaves from Saturn? And those ears. Those could be microwave dishes for really good reception in urban canyons where the signals from Saturn do not get through. Repeater stations, you know, on the tops of tall buildings.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Dr., Tinky-Winky was created only to tweak Jerry Falwell. He's not nearly buff enough; obviously no gym time whatsoever. And what homosexual that color would have a red handbag? Green, yes. Red, no.

But come to think of it---that headgear. Could that be the next thing in a tin-foil hat? Will Tinky Winky set the style for moonbats in the future? Will we see Michael Moore with an upside-down fuzzy coat-hanger coming out of his head, the better to get his brainwaves from Saturn? And those ears. Those could be microwave dishes for really good reception in urban canyons where the signals from Saturn do not get through. Repeater stations, you know, on the tops of tall buildings.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Ah, but I have irrefutable proof:

Dr. this is nothing but a demonstration of the voice synthesis abilities, such as they are, of Vista, the operating system that Microsoft has been forced to advertise using bait-and-switch as not being as awful as everyone hears it is.

But the definitive proof is the thighs of Tinky-Winky. They are the thighs of Our Many Titted Empress. You have found where Hilldog has been when she's been silent lately. And only the iron insides of Our MTE could take the caresses of that yellow horn.

Navigator wrote:This would make a great stamp for our soon to be socialist nation!
Just like the Islam Stamp

Just one question. Could this be a lick-able stamp?

Comrade, the larger question looms...Does it taste like Ham?

This gives rise to another question. I, being a Texan, love barbecue. But will barbecue be possible in the White House? You recall that the most common visitor to the Clinton White House was Yassir Arafat. I expect that the most common visitor to the Obama White House will be Ahbeenafuckingjerk of Iran.

You may have to stay in exileWest Texas a bit longer, unless they want to talk shop about impaling with you.

(and NO alcohol, and NEVER MTE)

Commissar Theocritus wrote:This gives rise to another question. I, being a Texan, love barbecue. But will barbecue be possible in the White House? You recall that the most common visitor to the Clinton White House was Yassir Arafat. I expect that the most common visitor to the Obama White House will be Ahbeenafuckingjerk of Iran.

Most Revered Commissar Theocritis

You worry needlessly, my dear Commissar. Barbeque is enjoyed world-over; origins are murky, but it probably originated in the Caribbean (sacred fire pit) as a style of grilling or pit-cooking (barbacoa) The peoples of the Middle Eastern countries use the barbacoa method to cook goat and mutton (it masks the taste of the meat as they use old goats and sheep).

I would assume that goat or mutton would be the main meats used for barbeques for Middle Eastern dignitaries. Personally, I can recommend rich, red rethuglicans as they would unquestionably delight all of our world visitors (for a change).

Are you going to use the Central Texas style of bbq - (smoking with wood, only) or a combination that requires a basting sauce? A sauce would require someone to apply it - Straight smoking would not. I would suggest "cowboy style" as goat, mutton or RRR's are suitable for this style. (cowboy style is with wood only)

Please advise which you would prefer, Sir.

your foodie friend,

Che' Gourmet

PS- Will it be necessary to purchase carbon credits from Leader Algore's company for this fling?

Chef Che, I have come to like a West Texas style of barbecue--smoking until the last 30 minutes and then basting. The carbonization of the sugars in the sauce, especially on the ends of the brisket, makes for the best eating. And mesquite smoke.

This of course means that we'll have to have a separate barbecue from the impaling sticks along the Rio Grande and in the South Forty. And it will need to be to the southwest of the rancho, to make sure that we can smell the wonderful odors.

In honor I shall not impale any Kulaks, even to the north of the Rancho, for two days before the barbecue. Sometimes Bruno gets excited and that old flamer can make even creosote-impregnated wood burn. I don't know how, but he does.

Sovietskayakaputnik****

Comrades, what we have failed to do is to give a true voice to another hyphenated Amerikan group...the ANTI-Americans. Yes...even though some of our Comrades thought that Obama's (our dear leader) mere presence and his rhetoric spoke for this group, there is nothing like actually officially recognizing that group and their tireless work for our Marxist cause.
Yes, the ANTI-Americans, whose ranks include Premiere Obama, will be happy to learn that they are considered an integral component in the spreading of Dear Lenin's philosophy and our campaign to disenfranchise the hated white-Americans (another hyphenated group).
So in a show of true communist unity, let us honor the Anti-Americans among the populace. These patriots have been ignored by our revolutionary press for too long. We now honor Anti-Americans in the name of our glorious leader, Comrade Obama.

Commissar Theocritus,

Perhaps I have spent too much time in my underground secret bunker and out of Party circles for too long. But I am disappointed that you use a corrupt imperialist wood like mesquite, native to the home of the evil Neocon Bushitler, as a wood for Que.

Hickory wood is the wood ordained by our revolutionary dialecticians. Coals of hickory chunks mixed with lump charcoal provide the only fuel and smoke in my Pit of the People. But perhaps much has changed in the time I have been away.

But I otherwise agree on the methodology.I am sure it produces a wonderful pink smoke ring that reminds us of socialism.

Dr. Nyet, I am from West Texas and am currently involved with purging the image of Texas of that awful Bu$hitler

Everyone here knew George and (1) he's not an idiot; (2) he's not a bigot; (3) he's a nice guy; (4) I did business with him and he paid, promptly and never lied or stole; (5) I never felt as sorry for anyone in my life, having been beaten to the ground by more hatred than was accorded Hitler. And I really think that the left, having destroyed him with 24/7/365 hatred is now holding him in contempt for being destroyed. Think about <i>that</i>. I swear that those people don't exist by themselves but only as reflections in others' eyes.

Looky what I found! Our new logo for universal Obamacare!

http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

I can't get the image to transfer, but click and check out the hovels with the Obama O's over their doors! Welcome to Obamaville! Isn't that quaint and charming? I think I'll put an Obama O over my door to ward off evil spirits like Ronald Reagan; also so the angels of ACORN will know to pass over my house when they come marauding through the neighborhood in search of AIG execs' homes to picket and foreclosed homes they can break into.

Pinkie, I too have thought of making the Obama Angels pass over my hearth--have you thought of sprinkling Rethuglican blood on the door lintel? That ought to do it.

But I'm giving up Texas to move to Washington, D.C., where the next marketing craze is


I'll be there 24/7 at this new shop at DC's Union Station, finding my Obama hexerai to cherish, and take home....

My precious...

The U.S. is drinking the most expensive Kool-Aid in the history of the world.

Pinkie - I placed that image on the server as I feel it may have further developments.

Theocritus, the My Obama Shop reminds me of The Disney Store: Racks and racks of Obama tees and sweats, Obama watches, Obama cups, and toward the back, a huge mountain of assorted Obama plush toys (featuring characters such as Rahm Emanuel, Gibbs, Geithner, the Teleprompter et al), always a shambles because of little kids getting into them and gunking them up.

The Disney Store is also the place for giant fancy snow globes--very expensive and not for kids or people who have kids; they're beautifully crafted tableaux of romantic scenes from Disney fairy tales, and when you wind them up, they play a song from that fairy tale and it snows glitter inside.

So why haven't they made an Obama Snow Globe? I went searching and this was the closest I could find--a lousy picture of a snow globe on a coffee cup (reminds me of the joke about the guy who ran out of cheese for his mousetrap, so he baited it with a picture of cheese he cut out of a magazine; then he checked the trap the next morning only to find a picture of a mouse).

But imagine Obama Snow Globes to rival Disney's! Scenes from the great moments of Obama's life, like his nomination acceptance speech, complete with Greek columns. Or his election victory, with Michelle dancing around in her black widow spider outfit. Or how about the one where he's bending over to pick up the Saudi king's dropped contact lens? Or even one that shows him at the podium flanked by two teleprompters. You wind it up and it plays a tune while glitter swirls around an Obama figure that moves its head from side to side in time to the tune. Or instead of a tune, it plays one of his speeches.

Please stop me.

But you know the snow globes are coming.

They will come. They must, for what else remains?

Pinkie, what about a bobble-head Obama doll <i>in</i> the snow globe?

One country that has not yet collapsed into Obamgasms yet is Switzerland. Surely they are taking their time to honor him with an Obama cuckoo clock. A reporter appears and on cue the Obama cuckoo comes out of the clock, which looks like 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and gives a speech.

What about a Nerf ball that looks like the head of Obama? You could throw it all you wanted and it's so light and fluffy that it cannot hurt the furniture.

After 10 in the evening we could have, on Comedy Central, commercials for O-lube. It warms you up while you're having a trillion dollars extracted out of your ass.

Here's what I'm wondering, Theocritus: Obama supporters are taking advantage of his popularity and marketability to sell all these Obama collectibles and memorabilia to the masses, thereby making a profit for themselves.

What's the word for that?

How about Obama ammo? Just like the Teddy Roosevelt ammo pictured below, only completely and utterly useless. In the true soc-prog spirit it will promise great results, but will not actually work. And since it's for a gun, it will be serial numbered and registered to you, and not available in Chicago.

Pinkie, what's the word for that? It depends on what side of the fence you sit on. Remember GhostofWellstone, our most recent troll. He moderated his blog but shrieked when someone didn't let him have his way.

I have no children but progs let me have them, vicariously, without the love or interest or caring.

But there's a reason of course--to increase the popularity of His O'liness. Which is I'm sure a <i>good</i> thing. And so why not make a profit off it?

A few centuries past they would be stealing the toes off St. Francis and selling them. Or selling bits of wood as the True Cross.

"It's not the truth of the charge but the charge which counts" has a flip side.

Hey, the MyObamaStore has a FlatBarry and a FlatMichelle to welcome you, if you bought one of each, think of all the hilarity you could have posing them and taking pics! FB & FM getting his'n'hers lap dances at the local strip club, or putting on disguises and attending a Klan meeting, or them being the guests of honor at a Pat Buchanan speech! Heck, leave them at your local Rethuglican Party office!

Have Flat Barry bump fists with Cesar Chavaz or bow to the King of Saudia Arabia.

Oh. Too late.

Our undercover agent has already acquired access to such a cutout.

Why is Comrade Dear Leader Obama not holding The People's Cube?

This may be POTUS without sufficient Barack Obama Activating Agent. In the morning when Barack Obama need to present to the public, he is anointed with Activating Agent. It brings him to life.

The TOTUS errors are caused by an insufficient amount of Activating Agent. When he bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia, it was because Rahm Emanuel didn't put on enough Activating Agent; it was not a bow per se but more like an engine stall.

The biggest threat to our national security is a shortage of Activating Agent.

Strange. He looks more fake in person...

Some big iron takes days to boot up after a crash. We do not know how long it takes the Obarobot to boot after a crash.

Nine billion to ACORN and others, to organize the helpless. Trillions and trillions to destroy health care.

I'm getting a warm feeling down below, like any good socialist.

COMRADES!!!

Damn, I'm good!

At 1:32 pm EDT on May 27, 2009, I posted the following on this thread:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:So why haven't they made an Obama Snow Globe?

I forgot to add "yet" to the end of that sentence. Not to worry, for I wasn't without faith, having also said this in the same post:

But you know the snow globes are coming.

They will come. They must, for what else remains?

My fellow comrades . . . they are here! They have come! Arrived! BEHOLD! Just as I foretold!

http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/obama_m ... lobe/30612

Obama musical snow globe is a one of a kind tribute to the 44th president. Shake globe to make glittering red, blue and silver stars dance around a realistic bust of the President. Wind up musical feature plays "America the Beautiful." A great gift for any collector or Obama enthusiast. Polyresin, 4 x 4 x 5 1/2".

I have The Vision! I have The Gift! I have the Power! I am Special! I see things that aren't there and ask, Why aren't they there? And lo, now they are there!

I don't know why a Special Gifted Powerful Visionary like me wants to hang out in a dump like this all the time, when I could be raking in big bucks with a 1-900 number and commercial time on late night TV offering psychic readings to the masses!

Pinkie, I am impressed. Now that you mention it, but only after you mention it, it has the air of inevitability. And yes, I sound like Dr. Watson.

I was in college when Elvis died. I predicted in a year they would melt his Cadillac and sell bits of it. It took a month. That was before remote controls were generally available on television and so I went to Radio Shack and got a speaker, a switch, and some zipcord and made an Elvis killer switch.

When the Berlin Wall fell I predicted that in five years there would be Nazis in Germany. Took only one. But obviously that's not important in the slightest. The fall of the Berlin Wall isn't important. Although Chancellor Merkel personally invited Barack, Lord Obama, to the twentieth anniversary of the fall, he decided not to go.

And he shouldn't. Why, oh why, should Barack, Lord Obama, go anywhere where there is any attention on anyone but himself? Like Bill Clinton staging the photo-op on Normandy, Lord Obama should never play second fiddle to, say, the result of the greatest diplomatic triumph in history. Because someone might point out that it was Ronald Raygun (spit, spit) who did it. And that Obama, who was drinking his Sunny-D from a sippy cup at the time hadn't been yet given a Nobel for it.

Pinkie, by all means set up shop as a psychic. I offer you space at the Rancho. You can have your own suite of rooms, and if any of your minions gives you grief, free use of the impaling stakes.

I am Special!

Yeah, yeah. Yes Pinkie, you-are-unique-and-special-just-like-everybody-else.

Betinov, have you considered a scale ranking cognitive dissonance?

I just ordered 44 Obama SnowjobGlobes! I'm going to rich comrades! These will be glorious Obama Memorabilia worth booookoooo Rubles someday! Rich I tell you, RICH!!!

Thank you oh visionary of the ether here and ether there, Commissarka Pinkie!

I just realized. Get the Obama Snow Globe! Have in a glass ball what he did to America, and right on your desk!

Some say this is the best take on Obama's logo so far...

Yes Comrade, but only if The Party™ can put an eco-friendly green John Deere plowing through those Soylent Green™ red fields of proles.

Comrades,

How about "Taxpayers for Obama", signified with someone bending over and spreading their cheeks with their hands. "ObamaCare" could be retitled "NSDAP Blue Plate Special".