In yet another case for social distancing and celibacy, Chinese researchers have found coronavirus in the semen of infected men.

According to the article one of the researchers, “Liona Poon, an obstetrics and gynecology professor at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, told the Journal that the study falls short of explaining how much viral load was present in semen.”

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I just don't know what else to say. One has to wonder if this article was written by a TPC mole within Fox News. The names of the people involved…the imagery/innuendo/double entendre, the comments. The lines between parody and reality are just about gone.

“Poon, ObGyn, Semen.” That's enough internet for today.

Don't forget the viral "load".

"Liona Poon"

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Fun fact:

Not only is there a Bangkok Thailand, there is also a Bangpoo. My company had a manufacturing plant there. One of the accountants there was a woman with the last name 'Kittiporn'. It's a wonder that she could send or receive e-mail at all.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:[Prog Off]

Fun fact:

Not only is there a Bangkok Thailand, there is also a Bangpoo. My company had a manufacturing plant there. One of the accountants there was a woman with the last name 'Kittiporn'. It's a wonder that she could send or receive e-mail at all.

No more Thai quisine for this Kommissar....

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:[Prog Off]

Fun fact:

Not only is there a Bangkok Thailand, there is also a Bangpoo. [highlight=#FFFF00]My company had a manufacturing plant there.[/highlight] One of the accountants there was a woman with the last name 'Kittiporn'. It's a wonder that she could send or receive e-mail at all.

What'd they manufacture - inflatable companion dolls?

Captain Craptek wrote:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:[Prog Off]

Fun fact:

Not only is there a Bangkok Thailand, there is also a Bangpoo. [highlight=#FFFF00]My company had a manufacturing plant there.[/highlight] One of the accountants there was a woman with the last name 'Kittiporn'. It's a wonder that she could send or receive e-mail at all.

What'd they manufacture - inflatable companion dolls?

"Bangpoo" - Sounds like a laxative company.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:[Prog Off]

Fun fact:

Not only is there a Bangkok Thailand, there is also a Bangpoo. [highlight=#FFFF00]My company had a manufacturing plant there.[/highlight] One of the accountants there was a woman with the last name 'Kittiporn'. It's a wonder that she could send or receive e-mail at all.

What'd they manufacture - inflatable companion dolls?

Well they *did* make latex based products -- container sealants. They also make cosmetics, if you care to decorate your inflatable 'date'.

Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Toohey,

My favorite hamlet in Thailand was Suk Joi. It was just up the road from Utapoa, which autocorrect always wants to change into Utopia. Not far from the truth. Current or otherwise.

Dreaming of adventures past in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

Red Square wrote:

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Most excellent Red Square, your own Karaoke Mill workers - some of whom may, or may not, reside in Thailand - produced lyrical hooliganism to possibly accompany your Masterpiece CoVid Reeducational Graphic on the 'new' f'ing Normal.

Stay Alone

If not, these Karaoke Mill workers will be purged to make way for new free laborers who are better able to express your vision.

forelock tug in anxious trepidation,
'pelipsky

https://www.navytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2020/04/30/19-year-old-pilot-spells-f-k-covid-19-in-flight-path-joins-trailblazers-of-military-aviation/?utm_source=clavis

This hooligan will soon be in jail.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:https://www.navytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2020/04/30/19-year-old-pilot-spells-f-k-covid-19-in-flight-path-joins-trailblazers-of-military-aviation/?utm_source=clavis

This hooligan will soon be in jail.

He must have been sex-werking back to f'ing normal. If pilot was wearing mask while sex-werking - then was it really a jail-able offense?

j.

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:https://www.navytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2020/04/30/19-year-old-pilot-spells-f-k-covid-19-in-flight-path-joins-trailblazers-of-military-aviation/?utm_source=clavis

This hooligan will soon be in jail.

He must have been sex-werking back to f'ing normal. If pilot was wearing mask while sex-werking - then was it really a jail-able offense?

j.

Of course it all depends on what party he votes for.

I suspect it is not the korrekt one. He is in the Civil Air Patrol of Harford county.

This Harford county, according to left-o-pedia wikipedia:"No Democratic presidential candidate has carried Harford County since Lyndon Johnson's landslide of 1964"

Quote from article: "At the controls of his father's [highlight=#FFFF00]single-piston Piper Cherokee..."[highlight=#ffffff] [/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]
[/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]They meant to say, single engine not single piston! Whew![/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]
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[/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]Accuracy in media...[/highlight][/highlight]

Captain Craptek wrote:
Quote from article: "At the controls of his father's [highlight=#FFFF00]single-piston Piper Cherokee..."[highlight=#ffffff] [/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]
[/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]They meant to say, single engine not single piston! Whew![/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]
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[/highlight][/highlight][highlight=#FFFF00][highlight=#ffffff]Accuracy in media...[/highlight][/highlight]

Perhaps they meant to refer to the Piper Cherokee of his single-piston father. (Was there not once a song about a Piston-Packin' Mama? Perhaps this was the piston she was packing. But then again, how many pistons can a piston-packin' mama pack.... And is not a Piper Cherokee a matter of cultural appropriation anyway? Why Cherokee? And for that matter, why a Piper? Why not a cellist? Oh dear, I believe I have wandered too long inside these parentheses. I have forgotten what the original topic was.)