DNC and Anti-Trump-O-Meter


Next week, our most glorious and wonderful party will meet to anoint Commissar Hillary as new Empress of the USSA. She will stop the rise of the oceans, bring hope and change, end poverty, end climate change, and all the other things that the Founding Fathers, Reagan, Bush, the rethug Congress, the Tea Party, Milo, and now Trump have stopped Dear Leader from doing. With her proper imperial title, she will be capable of marrying Sultan Erdogatine and joining the USSA with Ottoman Empire 2.0 ("new and improved enough to take you back to the 7th century"™). But before that we must convince The People™ that this is the best hope for a safe and secure society
Therefore, I propose that the Current Truth™ modify the Obama Excuse-O-Meter into the Anti-Trump-O-Meter. Items could include our party's glorious terms for Trump like:
- hater
- liar
- clown
- reality star
- birther
- misogynist
- Islamophobic
- racist
- xenophobic
- hater (it deserves a second spot)
- homophobic
- adulterer (different from Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner)
- divisive
- politically incorrect
- bigot
- insulting of fake Indians
- transphobic
- rich white male
- billionaire
- business owner
This allows our convention speakers to avoid the inherent risk of TOTUS usage
Looking at the above list it's probably too big to fit on one spinner. So, we should tax the rich™ and have multiple spinners created for each speaker.
Bingo cards with these and similar words will be distributed to the progs and proles. When they get bingo, they should use their ObamaPhone™ to call their nearest Commissar. We will tax Trump to provide them with extra beet rations.
Hillary's







Comrade Captain, most glorious! Thank you so much! This is just beautiful! We need to get one of these in the hands of every one of our speakers at the convention and even pass them to the audience. Wonderful that it just keeps spinning on its own, like our party!


Comrade Vlad, you are instantly absolved. Given the truckload of Trump’s shortcomings — shabbiness, shadiness, shakiness, shallowness, shiftiness, shoddiness, showiness, shrewishness, shrillness, and general shenanigans — a Man of Revolution™ can’t be bothered with coiffeur entendres. "overcomb", whew.
Comrade Craptek, that propeller behavior of your contraption is a great idea! What better way to discombobulate the benighted Rethuglicans, frantically trying to fend off Truth™ spoken to them, those miscreants, while changing the Truth™ angle in millisecond rhythm? heh-heh-heh.