Dr. Anthony Fauci recently suggested that Americans should consider wearing goggles or a face shield in order to prevent spreading or catching COVID-19.


"If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it," the nation's top infectious disease expert told ABC News Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton during an Instagram Live conversation on ABC News.


When asked if we're going to get to a point where eye protection is recommended, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases responded, "It might, if you really want perfect protection of the mucosal surfaces."

"You have mucosa in the nose, mucosa in the mouth, but you also have mucosa in the eye," he continued. "Theoretically, you should protect all the mucosal surfaces. So if you have goggles or an eye shield you should use it."

Q. Would Dr. Fauci approve of these goggles?

Or these?
Or these Russian Military goggles?
How about a mask and flippers?


This nice lady is prepared for safe sex

Comrades!

I'm ready for any contingency!

Dimitri!

Also Comrades,

I've got a full chem/bio suit to protect me from the eventual mutation of the virus to a nerve agent! Anyone interested in purchasing said suit is encouraged to contact me but the mask is off limits. I'll need to to 'resist'!

Dimitri!

Next up: Ear plugs. Butt plugs. Tampons for women. Condoms for men. At all times, even when you're not...whatevering.

Because in case you haven't been to Wal-Mart lately, too many people don't even bother to wear pants anymore.

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For Pinkie...

The mythical horned rodent denounces Birx & Fauci® AND their agents of provocation, as exhibited in above collection of Wal-mart Shoppers.

This pincer action between Birx & Fauci® and their mercenary band, of self-normalizing dress codes for propriety, agitators, are trying to push the mythical horned rodent into Birx & Fauci® WHO world ordered dementia.

Didn't the One of Man - 'O' not say so convincingly, that if we already have a demented world, and we like it ---we can keep our demented world??

Now, Birx and Fauci's DRESS CODE in the Life in the Age of Corona, says, "No! All comrades must join State's Provided Demented World for our own good"...or else reduction in Social Credit Rations that would allow a comrade to just sit and watch baseball game sittin' in the stands unmasked??

One demented world order is just as equal as another's ordered demented world!

Not even Melania could make Birx & Fauci® look good.

And if she can't pull it off ---- do we really want to see it happenin' at the aisles of Wal-Mart?

Escape the pincer movement of World Ordered Dress Code sponsored by Obama Loving Capitalist Pig Corporations like Birx & Fauci® and their attempt to WHO order demented dress codes, normalized by the demented minds of Wal-Mart Shoppers.

keepin' original mythical plan forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
with love, xxx over & out

I cannot help wondering what covering will be required next. Some have already begun wearing gloves although such are not yet mandated. So the next mandate must be something altogether new and unexpected. I am going to suggest hair coverings. After all, cooties viruses cling to hair and are scattered into the air when a person moves xer head. So hair must be confined. (Those with full-body hair, aka fur, will of course be exempt.) And so we wind up thus, but with goggles:


Is this not fun, Comrades? Always an innovation from the beneficent and munificent Party That Cares.™

RD said,

I am going to suggest hair coverings. After all, cooties viruses cling to hair and are scattered into the air when a person moves xer head. So hair must be confined. ... And so we wind up thus, but with goggles:

RD, that sounds a lot like a future of actually trying to survive, living within the confines of 'pelipsky's stick vac canister at full power, but with goggles.

????

And comrades, be sure to honor and thank Obama Loving Capitalist Pig Life in the Age of Corona™ Design Firm, Birx & Fauci®, and their Charitable Prostitution Organization, WHO? for provided goggles.

Red Rooster wrote:For Pinkie...

Don't forget that great website, the People of Walmart that features photo's taken at Walmart's everywhere!

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Such as this fine specimen...

So, current™ summary: goggles (Fauci/Pepe), full hazmat (Dimitri), plugs in all precious bodily holes (Pinkie) (+ full-body condom), clown nose (TheFineReport), hijaburka (plus gloves) (RedD), inside a stick vac canister (jackalopelipsky).

Insomuch doubleplussafely equipped, a mirthful catwalk strut to Walmart (Red Rooster). Shaven (under hijaburka) to skinhead, just in case. And (last minute!) Bubble-Boy-wrapped, of course (Salazarinski).

Got it.
Zank you, Herr Fausti. Zank you, Pongping Who. Zank you, Frau Murkel.

"...You need goggles, or you'll shoot your eye out and then catch the COVID..."

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:So, current™ summary: goggles (Fauci/Pepe), full hazmat (Dimitri), plugs in all precious bodily holes (Pinkie) (+ full-body condom), clown nose (TheFineReport), hijaburka (plus gloves) (RedD), inside a stick vac canister (jackalopelipsky).

Insomuch doubleplussafely equipped, a mirthful catwalk strut to Walmart (Red Rooster). Shaven (under hijaburka) to skinhead, just in case. And (last minute!) Bubble-Boy-wrapped, of course (Salazarinski).

Got it.
Zank you, Herr Fausti. Zank you, Pongping Who. Zank you, Frau Murkel.

Summarized like only a Bavarian Engineer possibly could, GD.

Can't 'pelipsky keep the demented life 'pelipsky has, and "likes", instead of moving to this summarized demented life whirling around in the canister of a stick vac, but with googles provided by Obama Loving Capitalist Pig Life in the Age of Corona™ Design Firm, Birx & Fauci®, and their Charitable Prostitution Organization, WHO?.

Wasn't that what Hope-y Change-y said??



Is 'pelipsky the only mythical critter that give's a sh•t about "The O's Rules" around here?

Surely there are other comrades who also could give a sh*t about "The O's Rules".

One comrade's demented reality is equal to Birx & Fauci® demented reality promising a canister sealed session, of battery life length, featuring cyclonic forced action, inside a stick vac canister - but with googles - to be tossed in trash, at end of FrauChermanstan, or Moo-Schell's maid's daily assignment.

Comrades, "Like" your demented reality as better than a stickvac in the eye...even with googles demented reality.

Clara only owns beer goggles and they work perfectly while the alcohol kills the virus.

YEHAW ..... FREEBIRD!!!!!!!

Another Comrade stickin' with the demented life plan she Freebird 'likes' cause it works for CIZ!

Hey an' afterwards...it's Freebird's

In keeping with the baseball theme, I would not say Fauci is knocking the cover off the ball on social distancing either....or hand sanitizer before tossing that filthy ball laden with cooties straight into the catcher's mitt....

Don't knock Walmart. Even Vlad shops there!

Papa K, I found a Fauci-compatible creature, here in ze Chermanistan!

Ze distance you haf to keep to zat creature is a (near unzinkable!) 3.141.592 gigagoogol versts:

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:Don't knock Walmart. Even Vlad shops there!

Vlad at Walmart.jpg

And behold, he wears the goggles! (Not much else, though, tee hee.)

RedDiaperette wrote:

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:Don't knock Walmart. Even Vlad shops there!

And behold, he wears the goggles! (Not much else, though, tee hee.)

... which (almost) qualifies Vladya for a Korona-korrekt Teufelssee wild boar chase, yuck-yuck-yuck.