Glorious Kubist Comrades from across the ocean!


I was asked to report on the first "European Cultural Suicide Awards" ceremony, held at Schloss Wannsee near Berlin.

As you all know it has been a good year for those of us striving relentlessly to extinguish every remnant of the vile bourgeois and racist "European Culture". With some help from our radical friends in the middle east, a true exodus has begun with millions of refugees flooding the fertile fields of Europe. I hope soon my Amerikan comrades will also have the joy to participate in this wonderful phenomenon!

To honor those who strive towards the cultural suicide (or should we say euthanasia?) of the out-dated European culture with its ridiculous "free press", "women's rights" and "democracy", the Kommissariat and High Praesidium has created a set of awards.

The first prize of the evening was the "Merkel Medal of Cultural Suicide", to be awarded to heads of state and supranational institutions who go to extreme lengths to destroy the despicable Western Civilization.


This year, the award was given to Dear Leader Angela Merkel herself and President Hollande of France. The foreign minister of Saudi Arabia, Grand Vizier Jaffar, presented the medals to the lucky heads of state.



In the press conference afterwards president Hollande apologised for a recent survey showing only 25% of French teenagers are Muslims.



"There is still a lot of work to do. But with the help of my good friend and dear leader Merkel, I'm sure we can get this percentage up the coming years!"

The organisation then presented a design for another award, to be distributed troughout the year, to individuals (not heads of state) who aid in the long-overdue cultural destruction of Europe: the Grand Cross of Cultural Suicide.


The last part of the ceremony was the "Ephialtes Prize", in memory of the courageous Spartan Hoplite who bravely betrayed his king Leonidas, thereby helping the Persian king Xerxes in the destruction of the entire Greek army at Thermopylae. The recipient this year was the president of the European Council, viceroy Tusk the first. Tusk joined us by teleconference from the Louvre (you can see the covered statues in the back, to make sure Muslim attendees cannot be triggered by naked female body parts) where he was just surrendering some random value to a random middle eastern nation.



President Tusk: "When Dear Leader Merkel asked me to convince the European population that our deal with Turkey would stem the flow of migrants, I lost all confidence. After all, we agreed to take one refugee from Turkey for each refugee we send back. One minus one is zero, so the total amount of refugees wont change. But I endured, and apparently Europeans have gained the ability to say "one minus one is ... minus one". I am proud my countrymen can do Doublethink™ in such an advanced way".

This concluded the festivities. Afterwards, the heads of state started a conference behind closed doors in the historic meeting room, called "Wannsee 2.0, Endlösung der Europeanenfrage". I was asked to destroy my notes after this conference. But don't worry. It's all in good hands!

Yours in Thought Control,
Your comrade from Europe, Minitrue
 

UK Police: Be ‘Kind’ And ‘Use The Internet Safely’ Or ‘You May Receive A Visit


 

Red Square

UK Police: Be ‘Kind’ And ‘Use The Internet Safely’ Or ‘You May Receive A Visit

Well, Komrade Direktor, ever since they banned guns they've had a crime deficit. Cant keep those budgets fat without having crime to fight, can they? Plus, their pocket telescreens already know everything about them, why not catch them on some of it?
 

Wait... Shouldn't their Twitter handle be GreaterGlaswegianPolice?

Oh!... Hold On!... Someone's knocking on my doo....

.....
 

In related news - ushanka tip to SMO:


 

So glad you found it as funny as I did, but I must credit my wondrous Papa for bringing it to my attention.

All I can say is, "Screw the Alamo... Remember the War of 1812! Powned!"

Sorry... I was just happily daydreaming about Justin Trudeau getting hit by... something... accidentally, on purpose... and I kind of got caught up in the moment...
 

Comrade Minitrue - this post is now featured on the Mother Page!

Congratulations on behalf of the Party and the government.


 

Extremely funny video about the queen!

Regarding this post:

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UK Police: Be ‘Kind’ And ‘Use The Internet Safely’ Or ‘You May Receive A Visit - See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ ... vEVO5.dpuf

That I would live to see the day...
I've always had this fascination with crazy-ass regimes without freedom of speech like north korea or Orwell's Oceania. In a way it's "interesting" my entire continent is becoming more like them every day. Should I be happy now? My goodness...
 

SMO sent me this chain mail with separate pictures, which I combined into one graphic for easier sharing on socialist media:



This reminds me, it's time to revisit the BurqaBarn:

BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

 

You guys think there will be Burqa's in different colours? You optimists :)

Some further reading:This is last weeks EDITORIAL at Charlie Hebdo, the left-winged satire magazine well known for the visit by religion of "rest-in- peace" protestors last year... Left wingers getting tired of PC bullshit... Maybe we'll all come together in the Last Ditch of Western Civilisation™ after all?

Quote:

The first task of the guilty is to blame the innocent. It's an almost perfect inversion of culpability. From the bakery that forbids you to eat what you like, to the woman who forbids you to admit that you are troubled by her veil, we are submerged in guilt for permitting ourselves such thoughts. And that is where and when fear has started its sapping, undermining work. And the way is marked for all that will follow.""
 

Quote:

Tariq Ramadan is never going to grab a Kalashnikov with which to shoot journalists at an editorial meeting. Nor will he ever cook up a bomb to be used in an airport concourse. Others will be doing all that kind of stuff. It will not be his role. His task, under cover of debate, is to dissuade people from criticising his religion in any way.
 

Ech!... I hate that chain mail thing... well... not actual chain mail... that would be kinda kewl, and a big broad sword.... but chain emails... not so much. I think it was actually an email my Papa sent me, and I thought it was apropos... though having called to mind the Burqa Barn thread, I am being washed over again by the guilt of the pictures... the pictures... another thread I have to fix the pictures in... "I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date...".... (no... I haven't been nibbling shrooms again... at least I don't think I have. I don't feel any bigger... or smaller... and tho I may have fallen down recently, I don't think it was any rabbit holes...)...

That said, apparently, our Child Prime Minister has just attended some meetings in relation to a report by the Ontario Chamber of Commerce that addresses how the federal government can work better with provincial and municipal governments to discuss how better to employ our increasing number of immigrants and refugees (on top of the 25,000 Syrian refugees he promised to resettle in Canada by this past Christmas, and which he did... in a hastily and ill-planned way, such that many of them are now living in hotels and motels until housing can be found for them and nobody has really done any kind of serious security checks on them, let alone has any idea how to employ them, or knows what level or language or employment skills they have... awesome... )... For quite some ridiculous amount of time, there has been an issue of reforming the manner in which legal and appropriately vetted immigrants who are well-educated and both imminently and emminently employable can qualify within their professions so that they don't end up driving cabs or doing manual labour when they could be doing brain surgery or other such important jobs, given the wait for all manner of health services because of a lack of qualified medical practitioners, as well as all sorts of other professions. I would be happier if well-educated and qualified Canadians could get jobs first, and it's not like our Pre-Kindergarten Leader, who is lacking in the very qualifications he should have to lead a country, has done much since he came to power, that has done anything except the opposite of helping anybody to get a job (having himself, qualified to teach public and high school, with a BA in literature and education, as well as starting to study engineering, but not finishing, and an unfinished masters in environmental geography, whatever the hell that is... so basically, I'm more academically and experiencially qualified than he is, which is really frightening)... So, it seems we are becoming more continental all the tine, and not in the funny way, a la Christopher Walken on SNL, which is a funny sketch, but in real life... not so much... although there is an eerie life imitating art vibe in relation to Dominque Strauss-Kahn...

Nevertheless... nevertheless... (Heavy sigh...)
SMO
 

Minitrue

Some further reading:This is last weeks EDITORIAL at Charlie Hebdo, the left-winged satire magazine well known for the visit by religion of "rest-in- peace" protestors last year... Left wingers getting tired of PC bullshit... Maybe we'll all come together in the Last Ditch of Western Civilisation™ after all

Comrade Minitrue,

I am always vaguely pleased to see the occasional intimation of common sense that periodically manages to escape France, in much the same way a photon created in the centre of our sun as it fuses hydrogen, can take over a million years to work its way through the maelstrom and chaos of the sun's fusion processes pushing outward working in balanced opposition to the gravity that holds the sun together... until after eons and eons... and eons, that little photon manages to make it's way to the surface and finally free, races outward into the big wide solar system, and if we're lucky, toward earth, where it might help to create energy on which a food plant lives, or to help warm the face of some poor sap who will inevitably also be hit by an overly energetic cosmic ray that knocks a bit of DNA out of place in such a way that will some day cause a raging cancer... ... ... sorry... got a little carried away by the metaphor... But regardless, in much the same way, every once in a while, and usually in relation to a bitch-slap of reality in the face that shocks them out of their Gallic sense of superiority and delusions of grandeur (that should really be delusions of adequacy, at best), some small measure of sanity that isn't part of the usual extreme pendulous swings that seem to effect the polarity of the French body politic, escapes...

Unfortunately, it doesn't take long for that perniciously destructive cosmic ray... gamma-like in its energetic tendency, to once again take over, and we are all taken back to the fact that no matter the intent, we are dealing with the country that after a long history of deception and whoring, topped even itself with the Vichy regime, and would have happily bent over and let the Third Reich bone them up the ass, if it meant they could keep some semblance of the everyday wonderfulness of being French, and what is it to them if they sacrificed their Jews, a handful of Romany, a few peasants, and the smidgen of decent humans that actually resisted (because weren't they just a pain in the ass anyway, and it's always better if the pain in your ass is caused by someone you can later play the victim card with, rather than your own)... So, forgive me, as lovely a notion as it is, to believe that Charlie Hebdo and its people, having suffered from that bitch-slap of reality, stop and think for a moment, and in that brief moment, say something that is infused with a soupçon of reason... But I really don't think it will be long before their Gallic ability to justify almost anything in order to enjoy a good bottle of red, and, gawd knows why, eat disgusting rubbery terrestrial gastropod molluscs which, in spite of being smothered in butter and garlic, are so rubbery and foul that I can't imagine how they don't realize that much of the rest of the world drowns them in saucers of beer or covers them with salt when they find them in their gardens (and despite my prodigious ability to quell my gag reflex, not even I can manage to swallow), which I believe along with those scarves they are so fond of, but which, I am certain, cut off some of the blood to their brains, no matter whether they are worn by a man or woman, and tied in all the manifold ways it is possibly for a person to tie a scarf in France, and pretend they are the most civilized people in Europe, if not the world, or for that matter, the Milky Way... will return to form and once again, and not even in a way that surprises us, disappoint.

You can dress a scabrous whore up to look like a Disney Princess, but she will still ultimately give you a very embarrassing rash, and probably one that will require you to use an ointment that you will ask your pharmacist for in code, for the rest of your life, and which may even eat cheese-like holes in your brain... And the French are that whore...

Best Run-On Sentence EVER!
SMO
 

Sister Massively Opiated

Ech!... I hate that chain mail thing... well... not actual chain mail... that would be kinda kewl, and a big broad sword.... but chain emails... not so much. I think it was actually an email my Papa sent me, and I thought it was apropos... though having called to mind the Burqa Barn thread, I am being washed over again by the guilt of the pictures... the pictures... another thread I have to fix the pictures in... "I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date...".... (no... I haven't been nibbling shrooms again... at least I don't think I have. I don't feel any bigger... or smaller... and tho I may have fallen down recently, I don't think it was any rabbit holes...)...

That said, apparently, our Child Prime Minister has just attended some meetings in relation to a report by the Ontario Chamber of Commerce that addresses how the federal government can work better with provincial and municipal governments to discuss how better to employ our increasing number of immigrants and refugees (on top of the 25,000 Syrian refugees he promised to resettle in Canada by this past Christmas, and which he did... in a hastily and ill-planned way, such that many of them are now living in hotels and motels until housing can be found for them and nobody has really done any kind of serious security checks on them, let alone has any idea how to employ them, or knows what level or language or employment skills they have... awesome... )... For quite some ridiculous amount of time, there has been an issue of reforming the manner in which legal and appropriately vetted immigrants who are well-educated and both imminently and emminently employable can qualify within their professions so that they don't end up driving cabs or doing manual labour when they could be doing brain surgery or other such important jobs, given the wait for all manner of health services because of a lack of qualified medical practitioners, as well as all sorts of other professions. I would be happier if well-educated and qualified Canadians could get jobs first, and it's not like our Pre-Kindergarten Leader, who is lacking in the very qualifications he should have to lead a country, has done much since he came to power, that has done anything except the opposite of helping anybody to get a job (having himself, qualified to teach public and high school, with a BA in literature and education, as well as starting to study engineering, but not finishing, and an unfinished masters in environmental geography, whatever the hell that is... so basically, I'm more academically and experiencially qualified than he is, which is really frightening)... So, it seems we are becoming more continental all the tine, and not in the funny way, a la Christopher Walken on SNL, which is a funny sketch, but in real life... not so much... although there is an eerie life imitating art vibe in relation to Dominque Strauss-Kahn...

Nevertheless... nevertheless... (Heavy sigh...)
SMO

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Why thank you Comrade Stierlitz,

I have often been told that people find me stream-of-consciousness style of writing enjoyable. Bizarrely, in business school, my professors, who were more used to getting very brusque and business-like reports from students, found my papers more fun, because, according to them, I could turn even the most dry business analyses or plan into a story. And years ago, when I was doing my bachelors in film, with the sheer number of courses that required me to keep some form of journal, I was surprised that many of my professors also commented that they enjoyed my writing style. But the truth is, I can be exceptionally brief when called for, especially when writing some business reports, and I have a heavy grounding in math and logic, as I actually thought for most of my younger life that I would study astro-physics until I moved to a Canadian city that had a film industry for me to successfully graduate into.

That being said, I think my stream-of-consciousness writing style actually stems from my ADD and synaesthesia, since my brain is usually bouncing all over the place with too many things happening at once, and if I just give it free reign, I can often go back and follow-up whatever tangents I went off on at my leisure. I also seem to have a natural tendency to find analogs across modalities... and have an eye for emergence (or what Malcolm Gladwell, in his book, "The Tipping Point", which I call "Profound for Dummies", tried to illustrate but left utterly unsynthesized as a higher concept).

But, ultimately, it's also why I almost never start a thread, either in the Blog or The Current Truth, without first passing it on to Red Square, to edit and make more cogent and clean. I can blather in later posts. Also, on those rare occasions when I actually answer someone's post with a one word answer, there is a certain humour, simply because of the irony of my brevity. Perhaps, the one real irony is that in person, I'm extremely shy and don't say very much unless I know who I'm speaking to very very well. And then when I do, I blush a lot. I even blushed when I read your post.

I'm actually kind of an idiot.
 

SMO said:

Quote:

But I really don't think it will be long before their Gallic ability to justify almost anything in order to enjoy a good bottle of red

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And the French are that whore...

What can I say, dear sister dolphin, you might well be right... Sad but true...

I guess it will be just me, my french Whore and a bottle of red in the last ditch then...





 

PROG OFF

Minitrue,

Don't get me wrong. I have been to France more than a few times when I was younger and could travel more... though I am proud of how much more time I've spent in Israel. And I am the first to admit that no matter where I am in France, there is ample great red wine, not to mention food. And no matter where I find myself in France, there is wonderful art. And if I am mistaken for an Amerikkkan, all I have to do is feign horror and tell them I am Canadian, thank you, and their attitude spins 180º so quickly, I am often left realizing that they do indeed speak out of their asses. But perhaps it is my Jewish heritage which leads me to wonder how they can so often and quickly recover from their ability to fold and sell out, at the expense of their own, and in spite of the amazing volume of idealistic and praise-worthy words and notions their historical documents embody. That being said, I have the greatest respect for the American Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. I believe they are some of the most important words every written in human history. And the difference between them, and those written by the French, is that in spite of whatever difficulties or faults there are in American society today, in terms of living up to those words and ideals, I believe there are far more Americans who still consider those words and work to continue improving that Union, while in France, they seem quite pleased with themselves while not much changes. I believe it matters.

OK... that was altogether enough honesty... Have fun in the trenches. And make sure you wrap it.
 

Glorious sister dolphin,

As you attested the canadian clown-king of the people is indeed a hero of western cultural suicide! The list of great accomplishments you gave us left us no choice but to present him with the Golden Medal of Cultural Suicide first class at once!

Who needs leaders with reason if you have an entertainer who can do yoga tricks?




 

And some of you wonder why I medicate. I use my broken back, shattered rib cage, and all the pesky autoimmune conditions as an excuse, but really, do I need them? Aaaand I think I'll be taking theeeeem... NOW!

PS. You forgot his father... and his mother...
 

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Minitrue... that French whore must have arrived after I entertained the troops with my mime routine!

I was in the original Cirque de Merde... kind of like Cirque du Soleil but we were crappy!

You must remember... I was trapped in a:

Square box
Rectangular box
Trapezoid box
Polygon box
Triangular box (if you recall I almost didn't get out?!)
Tiny box
Round box
Ammo box

You must remember me - I sat on your knee... je suis May Putout!!!
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Glorious comrade putout!

What an honor to have you in my muddy trench (absolutely no pun intended)!

Now I remember the funny troop-encouraging jokes and dances! How we laughed at your imitation of the Sanderbot and queen Hilary. Far better than any french pocks-riddled prostitute for sure...

I'm looking forward to going over the top together at the sound of the whistle for a final charge (once more, no puns intended, comrade).


In unrelated news, I do not know where I found the link on this forum, but our good friends of the German Reichsministerium of propaganda have made me roll of my chair laughing today:

In this "Orwellian" (to say the least) propaganda video for extreme cultural suicide:

Be deutsch!
feel free to read the Breitbart comments here,

they actually defend the current European invasion by showing - grab hold of something before you fall down laughing - a Jew and an Arab shaking hands.

Yes you heard me. Just go to 3.29 in the clip.




For those comrades of us not so into the European state of affairs: look at this image and then read this:

Anti-Semitism drives record-high Western European immigration to Israel

Wow... 2+2 = 5 for sure! I really need to start practicing my Doublethink if I want to live in the Europe of tomorrow...
 

Comrade, it is good to see that the great leaders of Europe are being honored for destroying Western Civilization in Europe. It indeed brings joy to my heart. But comrade, how are we to label the racist and vile Hungarians and other Europeans who refuse to submit to Islam? The evil Victor Orban and others like him have chosen to prevent the Honor Students of Chad, Niger, Eritrea, Syria, Libya, and other great Islamic hellholes cultural centers?

Perhaps two minutes of hate is in order for such individuals? How about a Boycott, Disinvestment, and Sanction movement against the racist Hungarians and Poles? It seems like the Soviets didn't teach the Hungarians a good enough lesson in 1956 about listening to their betters. It might be time to commit some more post-abortion and pre-euthenasia against the non-compliant thoughtkirminals residing in Hungary. We can also try to slander them by calling them National Socialists, I mean Nazis. Yea, that's the trick.

Some of these racist, xenophobic, Islamophobic bigots have even had the gall to present their side of the argument. All good comrades know that the Honor Students of invading coming to Europe for free shit a better life are innocent and are not to be asked any questions. Of course, any of us traveling to Europe must have a passport, but retards can use some random child they kidnapped their children as a passport. Forward, to the World of Next Tuesday!







Here's one way of dealing with the soldiers of Islam:



Looks like these illegal immigrants don't need much help to me. Why don't caring progressives take them into their own homes and pay for their demands?


 

This belongs in the Cultural Suicide Awards thread.

Muslim Man In Italy Pulls His Pants Down And Starts Washing His Buttocks With His Bare Hands In A Public Water Fountain

Meanwhile in a pedestrian zone in Italy ... washing day. Cultural enrichment at the highest level. pic.twitter.com/NGckpw1S1k

— Onlinemagazin (@OnlineMagazin) November 14, 2016

 

As a European, I've now reached the point where I say: "as long as he doesn't explode, I count my blessings".
 

Red Square

This belongs in the Cultural Suicide Awards thread.

Muslim Man In Italy Pulls His Pants Down And Starts Washing His Buttocks With His Bare Hands In A Public Water Fountain

"Cleanliness" is next to,... well, you know what they say. So we know he's clean. Plus, this shows a rudimentary form of "thinking" - since washing his buttocks "without" pulling down his pants would have been stupid. All in all, I'd say he's above average.
 

I like the "wash yer ass, take a drink from the same hand, wash yer ass some more, take another drink" multitasking talent at work here.
 

Red Square

... Muslim Man .. Starts Washing His Buttocks With His Bare Hands ... _ [here]
what, right hand???
rasullu al-harrakah, what effing kind of kufr is this?
shaitan has shait in the head of this giaour, a truly haram fajir.


Comrade!
Be re-educated! :
(Bonus : the guy, a moderately fanatic Egyptian Sheikh, is a natural comic :-)



(should it not work, go directly to MEMRI - a priceless source.)
(and MEMRI has more of that clown.)
 

Minitrue

As a European, I've now reached the point where I say: "as long as he doesn't explode, I count my blessings".
Considering the splash factor in his ablutions, we should also be glad that he does not, shall we say, erupt.
 

From the Dar al-Harb province located between Germaniyah and Belgistan :






Give me four years to teach the children and
the seed I have sown will never be uprooted. ― Vladimir Ilyich Lenin (allegedly)

(of course every "system" knows it ; yet totalitarian systems know it more equally.)
 

Sad news from the politburo, comrades. The Multicultural Revolution is temporarely halted in Austria with the election victory of no less than TWO anti-islam right-wing parties (spit, spit). It is feared that this will postpone the cultural suicide of the alpine regions in Europe with many years.
 

Minitrue

... Multicultural Revolution is temporarily halted in Austria ...
Oh, don't despair, esteemed Brother Al-Minitru al-Belgiki, and Peace be upon Dar al-Brusseliyah.

If Allah, PBUH, wishes to (temporarily!) have goose-stepping fascism in Austria (and Herr Hitler also came from here, ja?) while He, PBUH, gloriously instills Mono-Crescent-Multiculturalism in 'Uwrubba, then who are we to argue with His, PBUH, designs?

May PBUH besiege you with all the womynly grace of 1001 Comradettes, and this 72 times a day!


Revolutionarily shaking my saif
(which the kuffar call scimitar),

Brother Al-Dumko al-Almani




 

Minitrue

... Multicultural Revolution is temporarily halted in Austria ...BTW: I'm shocked, shocked that comrade Socialist was expelled (and downgraded to #3).

Didn't, election on the home stretch, germanophone Kfality Shurnalizm gush over how superbly tailored his slim-fit suits are?


( YES WE KERN )
 

Hillary's contribution to The People's Cube Neologisms:

Useless uterus: Any woman who voted against her in the 2016 election.
 

Sister Massively Opiated

Minitrue

Some further reading:This is last weeks EDITORIAL at Charlie Hebdo, the left-winged satire magazine well known for the visit by religion of "rest-in- peace" protestors last year... Left wingers getting tired of PC bullshit... Maybe we'll all come together in the Last Ditch of Western Civilisation™ after all

Comrade Minitrue,

I am always vaguely pleased to see the occasional intimation of common sense that periodically manages to escape France, in much the same way a photon created in the centre of our sun as it fuses hydrogen, can take over a million years to work its way through the maelstrom and chaos of the sun's fusion processes pushing outward working in balanced opposition to the gravity that holds the sun together... until after eons and eons... and eons, that little photon manages to make it's way to the surface and finally free, races outward into the big wide solar system, and if we're lucky, toward earth, where it might help to create energy on which a food plant lives, or to help warm the face of some poor sap who will inevitably also be hit by an overly energetic cosmic ray that knocks a bit of DNA out of place in such a way that will some day cause a raging cancer... ... ... sorry... got a little carried away by the metaphor... But regardless, in much the same way, every once in a while, and usually in relation to a bitch-slap of reality in the face that shocks them out of their Gallic sense of superiority and delusions of grandeur (that should really be delusions of adequacy, at best), some small measure of sanity that isn't part of the usual extreme pendulous swings that seem to effect the polarity of the French body politic, escapes...

Unfortunately, it doesn't take long for that perniciously destructive cosmic ray... gamma-like in its energetic tendency, to once again take over, and we are all taken back to the fact that no matter the intent, we are dealing with the country that after a long history of deception and whoring, topped even itself with the Vichy regime, and would have happily bent over and let the Third Reich bone them up the ass, if it meant they could keep some semblance of the everyday wonderfulness of being French, and what is it to them if they sacrificed their Jews, a handful of Romany, a few peasants, and the smidgen of decent humans that actually resisted (because weren't they just a pain in the ass anyway, and it's always better if the pain in your ass is caused by someone you can later play the victim card with, rather than your own)... So, forgive me, as lovely a notion as it is, to believe that Charlie Hebdo and its people, having suffered from that bitch-slap of reality, stop and think for a moment, and in that brief moment, say something that is infused with a soupçon of reason... But I really don't think it will be long before their Gallic ability to justify almost anything in order to enjoy a good bottle of red, and, gawd knows why, eat disgusting rubbery terrestrial gastropod molluscs which, in spite of being smothered in butter and garlic, are so rubbery and foul that I can't imagine how they don't realize that much of the rest of the world drowns them in saucers of beer or covers them with salt when they find them in their gardens (and despite my prodigious ability to quell my gag reflex, not even I can manage to swallow), which I believe along with those scarves they are so fond of, but which, I am certain, cut off some of the blood to their brains, no matter whether they are worn by a man or woman, and tied in all the manifold ways it is possibly for a person to tie a scarf in France, and pretend they are the most civilized people in Europe, if not the world, or for that matter, the Milky Way... will return to form and once again, and not even in a way that surprises us, disappoint.

You can dress a scabrous whore up to look like a Disney Princess, but she will still ultimately give you a very embarrassing rash, and probably one that will require you to use an ointment that you will ask your pharmacist for in code, for the rest of your life, and which may even eat cheese-like holes in your brain... And the French are that whore...

Best Run-On Sentence EVER!
SMO

Hear, hear! Most esteemed Comradette HMO! So glad to hear, hear! Run-On sentences make my day!
Love you, most courageous one, with all my heart, even though you are absolutely deplorable.
; • )
 

Minitrue

Glorious Kubist Comrades from across the ocean!

Haus_der_Wannsee-Konferenz_02-2014.jpg

I was asked to report on the first "European Cultural Suicide Awards" ceremony, held at Schloss Wannsee near Berlin.

As you all know it has been a good year for those of us striving relentlessly to extinguish every remnant of the vile bourgeois and racist "European Culture". With some help from our radical friends in the middle east, a true exodus has begun with millions of refugees flooding the fertile fields of Europe. I hope soon my Amerikan comrades will also have the joy to participate in this wonderful phenomenon!

To honor those who strive towards the cultural suicide (or should we say euthanasia?) of the out-dated European culture with its ridiculous "free press", "women's rights" and "democracy", the Kommissariat and High Praesidium has created a set of awards.

The first prize of the evening was the "Merkel Medal of Cultural Suicide", to be awarded to heads of state and supranational institutions who go to extreme lengths to destroy the despicable Western Civilization.

Medal_Suicide.jpg

This year, the award was given to Dear Leader Angela Merkel herself and President Hollande of France. The foreign minister of Saudi Arabia, Grand Vizier Jaffar, presented the medals to the lucky heads of state.

jaffar5.jpg
In the press conference afterwards president Hollande apologised for a recent survey showing only 25% of French teenagers are Muslims.

hollandemedal.jpg"There is still a lot of work to do. But with the help of my good friend and dear leader Merkel, I'm sure we can get this percentage up the coming years!"

The organisation then presented a design for another award, to be distributed troughout the year, to individuals (not heads of state) who aid in the long-overdue cultural destruction of Europe: the Grand Cross of Cultural Suicide.

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The last part of the ceremony was the "Ephialtes Prize", in memory of the courageous Spartan Hoplite who bravely betrayed his king Leonidas, thereby helping the Persian king Xerxes in the destruction of the entire Greek army at Thermopylae. The recipient this year was the president of the European Council, viceroy Tusk the first. Tusk joined us by teleconference from the Louvre (you can see the covered statues in the back, to make sure Muslim attendees cannot be triggered by naked female body parts) where he was just surrendering some random value to a random middle eastern nation.

ephialtes.jpgPresident Tusk: "When Dear Leader Merkel asked me to convince the European population that our deal with Turkey would stem the flow of migrants, I lost all confidence. After all, we agreed to take one refugee from Turkey for each refugee we send back. One minus one is zero, so the total amount of refugees wont change. But I endured, and apparently Europeans have gained the ability to say "one minus one is ... minus one". I am proud my countrymen can do Doublethink™ in such an advanced way".

This concluded the festivities. Afterwards, the heads of state started a conference behind closed doors in the historic meeting room, called "Wannsee 2.0, Endlösung der Europeanenfrage". I was asked to destroy my notes after this conference. But don't worry. It's all in good hands!

Yours in Thought Control,
Your comrade from Europe, Minitrue

I've been telling my friends in Europe this for years. They still don't believe me!
 

Yes comrade Pam, we Europeans have been very much Korrektified throughout the years. It is truly amazing how far Doublethink ™ and Thinkstop ™ can drive a society towards the blue skies of Next Tuesday. ™ What I find frightening is that some friends of mine - intelligent, well educated professionals - really see no reason to worry. They accept that - once in a majority - our Middle Eastern friends will change society into Eurabia, and they just say "that's democracy". I just hope the thought police comes to get me soon, so all these silly fears of mine will be extirpated from my brain and replaced with a complacent, comfortable numbness - like a glass of full bodied red wine, gliding over your palate forever and ever. I also find some comfort in the fact that you Americans still have some time to learn from our mistakes, watching the smoking ruins from across the ocean - a bit like patients who volunteer for a clinical study find comfort in the idea that they will help future generations. Cheers!
 

Finally, ah, finally - also faunistic cultural enrichment, in zhe Chermany.

<metaphor> My work here is done - says </metaphor> a Syrian "refugee", I mean, cultural enricher, age 23, as he, um, separates from a pony, in clear public sight - right in the midst of Berlin (Görlitzer Park), inside a Kinderbauernhof aka children's farm*.

* Data: two ponys, two donkeys, a half dozen of sheep and goats, plus each ca. ten chickens, ducks, and rabbits.
Data (adults): In recent (say, six) years the Park became Berlin's main People's Ethnically Diverse Redistributional Center for Inclusive Masses' Common Goods, viz. Drugs, Sex, Crime (Depts. Petty/Heavy). Of course some redistributing ethnicities are more equal than others.


Connecting the glorious faunic event with zye Kyube:

Бывают в жизни шутки - сказал петух, слезая с утки.
Byvayoot v zhizni shootki - skazal pyetookh, slyezaya s ootki.
Jokes happen in life - said a rooster, coming off a (she) duck.

(sometimes ascribed to great Pushkin -

who, of course, wrote also lewd verses,

on the side, just for the court's amusement -

but it's not true, believe me, not true.)

 

Dear Brother Al-Minitru al-Belgiki, may the King of Kings, Lord of Lords, The Absolute Being (PBUH) endow you with friendship, devotion and servile sumbmission of a flock of juicy, fragrant prepubescent youngsters with beautifully shaped eyebrows and sparkling eyes, all them blessed with affection for the taharrush of kollektive footballery, especially in its Moroccan manifestation!

Oh, the Allah-(PBUH)-given halal and bubbly pleasures of life in Dar al-Brusseliyah, Uwrubba's heart!
 

Of November 2015 (the "open border" tsunami started in late August) :




(a Kubic dual here)
 

The Vandals have sacked Brussels this weekend...
It took the police more than half an hour to stop the looting... in the capital of the EU.

https://www.hln.be/video/-ils-sont-fous-bewoners-filmen-hoe-plunderaars-25-minuten-lang-ongestoord-te-werk-gaan-in-brussel~aeceb9b5/
 

Minitrue

The Vandals have sacked Brussels this weekend...
It took the police more than half an hour to stop the looting... in the capital of the EU.

https://www.hln.be/video/-ils-sont-fous-bewoners-filmen-hoe-plunderaars-25-minuten-lang-ongestoord-te-werk-gaan-in-brussel~aeceb9b5/
The video is pretty long, but from what I've seen the police just made them go away and didn't make any arrests. Is that correct?
 

Minitrue

The Vandals have sacked Brussels this weekend...
Well... when the distributive system doesn't provide boob-endowed kafirs - kafirettes, that is - what has a needy taharrush mujaheed to do, insha'Allah?
 

Nobody was arrested... They waited half an hour because the riot police had to gear up. The regular police was probably to afraid to intervene at first, and rightly so. Because of the many movies by cell - phones there is an attempt to identify some of the perpetrators. Some of the shops that were vandalised might close down, because their insurance does not cover "looting by angry mobs".
 

Re: Finally, ah, finally - also faunistic cultural enrichment, in zhe Chermany.


Viva AI!
Now comrade Google Translator spills the beans!





 

Minitrue

The Vandals have sacked Brussels this weekend...

Red Square

... from what I've seen the police just made them go away and didn't make any arrests ...
Shit apparently going on for days now, samples on YouTube.
 

(correlated with this post in Minitrue's UN-ITKRP v2.0 thread)



Germany: It starts to smell like chistkas - those beloved party purges - are approaching.
(within SocDemocraps first, and next Merkel plus greenish RINOs, Bavarian branch included.)


It's confluent with this PROG OFF remark, right after Germany's Sep. 24th election:

Quote:

So, seems: structurally, not much change?
Looks boring? Like "business as usual"?

Wrong, Comrades.
Structure, roughly, preserved (for now).
But the balance is thoroughly shaken up.
ADD-ON: Praise be to Gutenberg 2.0 revolution, the Internet! Germany's few proven (here: reliably conservative plus truly insightful) electronic publicist "kolkhozes" gain broader attention, and some - formerly conservative, since 1-2 decades mid leftish - press starts dropping its "MSM-filters", cautiously.