and what in the hell would somebody do with a Bible in Las Vegas?!

Doc,

I thought it was mandatory to have a copy of "The Audacity of Hope" near ones person no matter what city they were in. Granted, with the all action going on there, might be hard to sneak in a few passages though while visiting, so I'll concede the point to you.

I denounce Strangelove for thinking of the reactionary Christian Bible instead of the Obama Bible!

Vegas and A Bible...




Now where the heck is Her Royalness Oh Great Commissarka Pinkie, I'm getting H_U_N_G_R_Y!

I denounce 7.62 for thinking that I was thinking of the reactionary Christian Bible instead of the Obama Bible!

I of course meant that one should not defile the Holy Obama Bible by taking it to a filthy place like Las Vegas. Case in point, I have spycam footage of 7.62 in his Las Vegas hotel room, flushing the Holy Obama Bible down the toilet. I've turned a copy of the video over to Marshal Pupovich for your show trial! Red Star's goons highly trained shock troopers will soon be kicking down your door in the middle of the night to haul you off!

Doc,

I got the inspiration to include all those goodies in a second chance bailout package from the secret spycam footage I obtained myself a little while back!

See my above post's link.

Yes, I got the reference, especially given the picture you posted. Those were the good ol' days...

Have all of you comrades been putting on white linen gloves while touching the Obama Bible? It is sacrilege to leave finger-print oil on the Obama Bible. I am currently in negotiations with the publisher to have a printing with marbled end-papers on acid-free paper, 100% rag content, and watermarked with his insigne. The script will be of course calligraphic.

For a mere $5,000 you can get your copy, and for $50,000 you can have it handwritten by Franciscan monks known for their calligraphy. Not typeset, this. And the accuracy will be guaranteed. All of the Obama Bibles will be shipped to Korea on Air Force One--which will be Air Force One because the Word is on it--to be compared by Buddhist monks who would double-check it for perfect accuracy.

After all, in the Coming Times the numerologists will need to make sure that the Sacred Text is perfectly reproduced. And those who use computer matrices to divine need to make sure that the text is pure and uncorrupted.

Now. Who's up for the $50K Obama Bible?

Get yours now.

Or else.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:I denounce 7.62 for thinking that I was thinking of the reactionary Christian Bible instead of the Obama Bible!

I of course meant that one should not defile the Holy Obama Bible by taking it to a filthy place like Las Vegas. Case in point, I have spycam footage of 7.62 in his Las Vegas hotel room, flushing the Holy Obama Bible down the toilet. I've turned a copy of the video over to Marshal Pupovich for your show trial! Red Star's goons highly trained shock troopers will soon be kicking down your door in the middle of the night to haul you off!

I denounce Strangelove for making fake video footage of me! I have never been to Las Vegas.

Meanwhile *I* have video footage from North Korea showing you clearly performing acts too perverted to describe in public (until the show trial of course) with a pair of images of Kim Jong Il and Obama.

I think this was the original movie poster. Yet no reference to it in IMDB. A right-wing conspiracy? How long will the right-wingers continue to ruin our intimate lives and prevent us from finding the true love (shovel)?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Have all of you comrades been putting on white linen gloves while touching the Obama Bible? It is sacrilege to leave finger-print oil on the Obama Bible. I am currently in negotiations with the publisher to have a printing with marbled end-papers on acid-free paper, 100% rag content, and watermarked with his insigne. The script will be of course calligraphic.

For a mere $5,000 you can get your copy, and for $50,000 you can have it handwritten by Franciscan monks known for their calligraphy. Not typeset, this. And the accuracy will be guaranteed. All of the Obama Bibles will be shipped to Korea on Air Force One--which will be Air Force One because the Word is on it--to be compared by Buddhist monks who would double-check it for perfect accuracy.

After all, in the Coming Times the numerologists will need to make sure that the Sacred Text is perfectly reproduced. And those who use computer matrices to divine need to make sure that the text is pure and uncorrupted.

Now. Who's up for the $50K Obama Bible?

Get yours now.

Or else.

I'll take 666 of them!

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I denounce Strangelove for making fake video footage of me! I have never been to Las Vegas.

You denounce me for making fake video footage for your show trial?! HA! How else do you think we would manufacture evidence for your show trial?! Out of whole cloth?!

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Meanwhile *I* have video footage from North Korea showing you clearly performing acts too perverted to describe in public (until the show trial of course) with a pair of images of Kim Jong Il and Obama.

I make no denials of this, 7.62, and why would I? It is only fitting given my name, and perverse acts such as these improve my MadProg credentials among the comrades. If it feels good and I want it, then I deserve it. If anything, your accusations have resulted in an increase of my stature within The Party(TM) and The Inner Circle(TM) (which does not exist, mind you).

Red Square wrote:I think this was the original movie poster. Yet no reference to it in IMDB. A right-wing conspiracy? How long will the right-wingers continue to ruin our intimate lives and prevent us from finding the true love (shovel)?

The caption should read, "Is that a shovel, or are you just happy to see me?"

And with this, gentlemen, I claim victory, for who among you would dare challenge the evidence of Red Square?!. As you can see, this is proof of Pinkie's undying love for me, given how she has thrown herself into my arms. Look how closely she hugs me... Dear, that's a little bit too tight... See how she... Pinkie, you're... Ack! choking me... Ack!

Dr. I hate to tell you but the man that Pinkie is kissing is not you. It's Uncle Fester.
Pinkie has been two-timing you.

Indeed, Comrade Fester is a man who gets around.

No, it's me! It says my name in big letters at the top! It's from that time I shaved my head. I do have to admit, though, Comrade Fester is rather more equally dashing than others now that you mention it.

Is that an iPod in his ear listening the the glorious speeches of Comrade Fidel? Or perhaps he is listening to the audio book of Our Maximum Leader, His O'liness, Prince of Peace, who only talks to the TelePrompTer.

Or is it a direct feed from Laika since a tinfoil hat would ruin his whole image?

The problem, Doctor, is that we are getting ready to have a schism. There are the more traditional progs, who take their marching orders directly from Laika with the venerable tin-foil hat. This is more reliable, and cheaper, than getting messages from Saturn on bridgework. And the bridgework is a problem because what if Red Star's goons have extracted their teeth? Or Pinkie had bashed them out with her shovel? Sometimes she can get back to the molars.

But we have to make room for His Supreme O'liness, who Talks Only to the TelePromTer, as the Cabots talked only to the Lodges and the Lodges only to God. For His Current Wisdom shall verily be the light that guides our paths into the valley of the shadow of debt and I shall fear no collection agencies for He is with me, Your Money and Your Home, they shall pay for me, and I shall walk with the One, several feet below him, of course, for the rest of my life which will be abbreviated by really shitty, but oh-so-fair, health care.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:

Red Square wrote:I think this was the original movie poster. Yet no reference to it in IMDB. A right-wing conspiracy? How long will the right-wingers continue to ruin our intimate lives and prevent us from finding the true love (shovel)?

The caption should read, "Is that a shovel, or are you just happy to see me?"

And with this, gentlemen, I claim victory, for who among you would dare challenge the evidence of Red Square?!. As you can see, this is proof of Pinkie's undying love for me, given how she has thrown herself into my arms. Look how closely she hugs me... Dear, that's a little bit too tight... See how she... Pinkie, you're... Ack! choking me... Ack!

Comrades,

You actually think this is Uncle Fester getting smooches from Pinkie?

I guess it's time for me to take off the hat and glasses.




AHA! Take that Losers!!!!

Snoogie, I so feel your rage. I love your rage. Rage does it for me. Where's your gun? You need a gun to go with rage.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:

All teams! All teams! Someone has obtained a classified photo of young Jack Bauer. There's been a breach of security. I repeat: there's been a breach of security. Our Jack Bauer cloning program is under threat. All teams stand by.

I have a squad of slogan spouting revolutionary guards on alert, as well as three people who actually know anything at all about guerilla warfare to lead them.

Red Square!

It's me Comrade Snoogie Woogums I swear it, It's me!

Call off the goons!

But the Revolutionary Truth Squad and Life Force Redistribution Unit is already at your place Comrade. Throw out some vodka, bread, your monthly meat ration and some beets and they might go away though.

Nice one. But the Karl Marx Treatment Center's cloning program implies there can be many versions. For example, the Yelling Che Guevara clone, which has been bioengineered by breeding Yelling Yelena with the Islamic Rage Boy and throwing some DNA from Che's curl bought at an auction last year.

In fact...

Colonel

But the Revolutionary Truth Squad and Life Force Redistribution Unit is already at your place Comrade. Throw out some vodka, bread, your monthly meat ration and some beets and they might go away though.

I am happy to report that was able to make an offering that resulted in a peaceful resolution.
At first the squad thought I was throwing a real stink bomb on them.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladni ... mbs-film-h

But thankfully when they opened the envelope and found all those free Che movie tickets ( I understand from my link that seats in the theatre are pretty hard to get) that I had tossed out the window.....Well, the Glee they had was a sight to behold.


Red Square

I always thought I was the love child from a one night stand tryst by Comrade Moore. Could this be just a front story and in fact I really was prog-engineered from the very start?




Or should I even be asking that question? Or should I just bask in the fact that I'm a true prog through and through from the very start?

Angry baby needs a hand grenade pacifier! Don't piss him off, or he'll pull the pin with his gums!

Now that the entire cloning program has leaked into the Internet, there's no point in pretending it's not there. Here are some of beta lines under development. Comrade Snoogie Woogums is among them. (Picture redistributed from one site or another)

Comrade Snoogie is an entire squad!

These might be also seen as his inner comrades.

Red Square wrote:These might be also seen as his inner comrades.

Indeed! He is the first to have his inner comrades photographed. What a miracle of socialist technology!

I'm a clone? A product of some lab experiment?

I have to take a minute and digest this news.

Comrades,

You know what this means?????.............Yes...........ENTITLEMENTS!!!!!!!!!

I'm a minority, a special class citizen, a victim of superior powers who manipulated the system to produce me! I demand justice and an extra ration of beets for my suffering (Heck, I gonna milk this news for all its worth in getting tax subsidized freebies or as Sarah Palin would say 'You Betcha')......

It's good to be a prog (even one that made in a lab).

Is a prog made in a lab a "made prog"?

Ah yes, the laboratory of life.

Because we are nothing more than two dollars' worth of chemicals, arranged in no special way. We exist only as a life-support system for grievances and complaints.

Red Square

Is a prog made in a lab a "made prog"?

My two cents as a Beta Prog project. Only if the prog feels he or she is owed a life instead of earning one does this apply. I hope the lab can get rid of the horrid impulse in me that actually working for a living will finally be be gone, and then we can all bask in the glory of total mediocrity.

If you have no sense of having earned anything, then, no matter how much self-esteem you are "given," down deep you know that you're a parasite. I think that explains the awfulness of lap dogs.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Comrades,

You actually think this is Uncle Fester getting smooches from Pinkie?

I guess it's time for me to take off the hat and glasses.




AHA! Take that Losers!!!!

You're obviously too short, Snoogie, and you drool too much. It's me and it says my name to prove it. I had my hair cut short recently.

Snoogy, to find out more about how you came into this word, you should contact Premier Better since he is the one who developed The ProgNog Cloning Program(TM) that created you.

Oh dear. A cloning program? How droll. And all the time I thought that was what sex was for.

Here on the Rancho I've been holding the Rite of Spring for years now. All the fertile she-proles are synchronized in their estrus cycle, and I have them inseminated by the strongest, and stupidest of the male proles. Now I admit that after a while those family trees don't fork, but then, hey--it it worked for the Euro royals and the Kennedys, why not for me?

They all do get to look alike after awhile which is why I tattoo their names on their foreheads. The like it when I can call their names.

That makes me a huggy prog.

There'd better be a damned good explanation for this.


Don't tell me it was Strangelove who was in the shower that night?

Though it would be just my rotten luck if it WAS Uncle Fester.

Pinkie, don't worry about Dr. Strangelove. He is highly recommended by Bonnie Fwank.

Oh. Sorry. My bad. Bonnie Fwank recommends Dr. Strange<b>g</b>love.

And as far as Uncle Fester goes, beauty can be only skin deep. Although with Comradette Nansky, we know that ugly goes all the way to the bone.