Before I became president a few weeks ago the country could only dream of this new fangled thing they call the whatchamacallit... the ah, um... internet. My predecessor god love him, never used social media so he refused to have anything to do with the internet. America was denied this whatchamacallit thing. But I made a campaign promise to do something or other... Oh yeah, that's right: put together a whole team to make internet and deliver it door to door to every American. This is the story:



You can expect more of this kind of innovative thinking as we build back better.

So that is why the nice men in blue hats were having a trench dug behind my house last night?


I am relieved. I thought that I'd have to complain to my neighbor, Vasily Blokhin, about the need for a garden wall between our dachas, and Mikhailovich is always so busy, I hate to complain.

Will doors be supplied to those who have none?

RedDiaperette wrote:Will doors be supplied to those who have none?

My administration made it a priority to provide the nation with doors and now the nation has doors. Everywhere you look houses now have doors!

If there is a shortage and doors need to be redistributed, Premier Joe can appoint Cackling Kamala as the door czar, an she'll get the job done!

"See say padway!" *


(* no fooling, a phontically correct representation...)

put together a whole team to make internet and deliver it door to door to every American.

Comrade President,

Will there be an EQUITIBLE version of this new internet thingy for black and Hispanic people from rural areas and inner cities who already have enough problems trying to acquire an ID?

https://notthebee.com/article/this-22-second-clip-of-a-black-guy-clowning-biden-might-be-the-funniest-freaking-thing-ive-ever-seen

Kim Jong Fun wrote:Will there be an EQUITIBLE version of this new internet thingy for black and Hispanic people from rural areas and inner cities who already have enough problems trying to acquire an ID?

I've put together a Bill for a trillion trillion dollars to issue every American a racial passport documenting percentage of racial purity. Equity in all things requires responsible distribution of internet as well as everything else people need. Way ahead of you!

You can expect more of this kind of innovative thinking as we Build Back Better!

As an aside, two weeks after the Great Texas Freeze, AT&T had not restored internet and U-verse TV to our house. I had called and corresponded with AT&T daily, trying to get internet. When I cancelled the service, I told the "cancellation specialist" that I was leaving AT&T because it was an anti-second amendment company, and I valued my God given right to protect myself. We also switched our mobile service to another, more patriotic company.

We are saving about $70 per month: different internet provider--same service--no cable tv--internet streaming tv--same phones--increased data plans--saving money--not feeding the anti-gunners.

Funny thing, the new cable company contracted the same AT&T technicians to disconnect the non-functional AT&T fiber, and hook-up the new service.

A month later, the AT&T blue hard-hats are now digging-up our backyard for an infrastructure-upgrade. My wife says that it is the only way that AT&T can get back at us.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... "See say padway!" ...

Wow!
A sophisticatedly diplomatic way to publically convey full equity in trunalimunumaprzureing?

President Potemkin wrote:

Now internet will be delivered to your every door

Also transatlantically, ja?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

President Potemkin wrote:

Now internet will be delivered to your every door

Also transatlantically, ja?

(ve luf hir Bavaria lysn Kamala kakl
und Dokte Chill habela espaniola!)

Deliver internet transatlantically? Well, in order to make sure this is all done in an Equitable manner I have to ask you the Test of Equity question: What's in it for me?

President Potemkin wrote:... I have to ask you the Test of Equity question: [highlight=#ffff00]What's in it for me?[/highlight]

How about, you send your sonny (tell him to go by the alias Hænter Biþen, so nobody will know, ha-ha) over here? I mean, Build Back Better is a trulymunumaprzure Global Planetary Effort, ja?

Ve vill integrate Hænter into Yurop's Mask-And-Other-Very-Important-CCC-Gizmos (CCC: Cheapest Chinese Covid, heh-heh) network. Minimum 600% marges! And 20% for the Big Guy! Deal?

Off topic but in response to Perfessor Dummkopf's Hunter does Ukraine musings.

Is only 'pelipsky noticin' how Joe Biden Victor Shokin'd Baseball® on ESPN stage? Joe told 'em he wanted voter integrity fired, and sure enough ESPN fired voter integrity like a Shokin investigation into Burisma's Board Members.

That Joe sure knows how to stop integrity from investigating whatever he's been doing. If journalists weren't in a coma, they might see the whole Biden technique to subvert integrity happening right in front of their faces like a bunch of dog faced pony soldiers.

It doesn't take being a mythical horned rodent to see what's going on with Joe's special ability...but maybe it helps. Now, back to tunneling to every door's internet, thread.forelocktug,'pelipsky

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:

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As an aside, two weeks after the Great Texas Freeze, AT&T had not restored internet and U-verse TV to our house. I had called and correspond with AT&T daily, trying to get internet. When I cancelled the service, I told the "cancellation specialist" that I was leaving AT&T because it was an anti-second amendment company, and I valued my God given right to protect myself. We also switched our mobile service to another, more patriotic company.

We are saving about $70 per month: different internet provider--same service--no cable tv--internet streaming tv--same phones--increased data plans--saving money--not feeding the anti-gunners.

Funny thing, the new cable company contracted the same AT&T technicians to disconnect the non-functional AT&T fiber, and hook-up the new service.

A month later, the AT&T blue hard-hats are now digging-up our backyard for an infrastructure-upgrade. My wife says that it is the only way that AT&T can get back at us.

Wait. Hold up. Does this need fak chekin? Komrade Biden said y'all don't know how to use the internet. Just like the dimocrats say y'all can't get an ID.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... dimocrats say y'all can't get an ID.

yeah, even y'all debunk:

Don't forget, it was my VeePee, Al Gore, who invented the InternNet AND the means of delivery while he was my VeePee:



--Minister of Truth

The internet has ALREADY been delivered into our collectivist grasp:



Obama actually implemented the delivery on September 30, 2016.

--KOOK

Wait, wait, wait...

Cho's going to deliver Algore invented INTERNET to e.v.e.r.y. door???

Let's Cloward-Piven this like real comrades. 'pelipsky's small burrow boasts 11 doors and having internet at each of those doors would be better coverage overall. The entire RED Cube knows the plight of Texazistan's grid. [Aside: the RumorMill is preparing Texazistan for rolling black outs this s.u.m.m.e.r. Any comrade that don't think that's going to hurt, real, bad...not gentle like the Winter Political Climate Change, before. As Ted Nugentsky - and Texazistanian - is singing in the karaoke quester's ear - Get Ready! August is comin'!]

So, back to this warrant internet at every door dictum/promise from Potemkin President Cho.

Sounds like a sketchy deal to 'pelipsky. What good's a internet if you ain't got no Big Grid? Food can be cooked on common outdoor surfaces in Texazistan, if we can find any...

PotemkinVillageforelocktug,
'pelipsky
.

Tech advice needed - URGENT!

Need I thicken my door? And which one? (front/bathroom/all?)
So that, when Dear Premier Cho delivers to the door, it actually can keep the whole internet?

(I bet Komrade Ivan surely knows all the tricks, eh?)
(how many joules, the Planck constant, and all that)


ICANN? (and never forget IIGGG - Its Inventor Great Guru Gorbel!)
INTERNET CROSSES ATLANTIC NAVIGATED BY CHO BAI-DIN!