The Cube is preparing to launch a re-supply flight from the collective's "back forty" while we can still write-off the expenses for 2010........

In light of the Winter Solstice Enlightenment Festival and Gift Exchange, we thought it would be appropriate to remember our broadcaster- in- orbit, Laika.

So if any of our comrades might like to send up a special gift for our illustrious canine propagandist on this holiday, now's your chance to let Krasnodar and the launch crew know about your gift.


As you can see, Red Square and his doppelganger in the Pobeda are inspecting the operation.

Awwww.....*sniff*

We are still looking for a " volunteer " to light it, though.

My super secret gift to our illustrious space dog Laika has been delivered. I happen to know some of Laika's private passions and hence I cannot reveal my gift to the masses.

Therefore all proles who are not Inner Party are banned from looking at it below.

Here is a package of liver, and a bottle of People's Vodka - sorry Laika, our glorious plan never included doggy vodka.

Does it come with a pooper scooper, or does that remain a manual pass-time?

I wanna send our hero space doggie a sweater, I hear it's cold in space.

The staff here at the Shovel Maker to the Czars & Stars Factory Gulag have been saving these reactionary & dissident bones all year for our favorite space-dog. Enjoy in good health Comrade Laika!

All hail our Hero Laika Space Dog:


First in Space:

Lest any comrade here doubts the facts of our most glorious hero of the motherland, I urge all to ignore the lies about our glorious victories in outer space! (dirty capitalist scum)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiv4MPs ... r_embedded


And now, straight from the peoples Carribean Paradise of Cuba! A tribute to our hero space dog!

https://dai.ly/bpvX6S

Neil Armstrong's got nothin' on our Hero of the State !

Comrade Reiuxcat!

Laika likes link!
Laika likes link!
Laika likes link!

Please send up Heroic Greek Comradettes along with the Ouzo in the resupply flight!
Very heroic! Boost morale very much! Laika watched all ten minutes! I can do another 53 years in orbit no problem with such heroic Comradettes! The signal will transmit ten times stronger with great motivational providers!

Comrades! Did you hear that in the spirit of Obama's desire to celebrate Muslim advancements in science and space exploration, Laika will soon be joined in space by this group of US taxpayer-financed explorers?

Where no dog has gone before!

Let's hope they don't try to blow up the rocket first !

Krasnodar remembers Yuri Gagarin.
Krasnodar's father was a Project Apollo LEM engineer.
Krasnodar remembers the NASA lunar landings as a teenager.
Krasnodar thinks about Muslim scientific contributions to spaceflight.
Krasnodar quietly laughs to himself.

The Arabs, however, introduced the zero.
They did this out of a cultural necessity.

Obvious Reichwinger types had the nerve to declare this the worst music video of all time.........Pffffft.

Obvious that they just wanted to destroy this Glorious tribute to the Party's Space triumphs by those slurs. I'm sure Laika would be proud as a space pioneer to see that something like this evolved later for the masses entertainment.

Eyes Only,
A People's Cube exclusive. No one has ever seen this image taken by the Mars Rover:


What an embarrassment to the west if it did.

Commodore Snoogs...........

I made it through the first thirty-one seconds.

But even that brief of an exposure has convinced me that your review of this gem
is fairly accurate.

Komrades, your gifts are all so practical. I, however, know what Komrade Laika REALLY wants for MarXmas...they say it's really cold in space- this oughta keep you warm...

It's dark in space, perhaps he needs additional lighting (all the better to read Shakedown Socialism which is available right here at the People's Cube).

Dearest sweet comrade Laika, I've always wanted to do something with this for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHPRCaX ... re=related

Margaret wrote:Dearest sweet comrade Laika, I've always wanted to do something with this for you:

Them? For me? That is sweet Margaret.

She is a sweetie. :-)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:It's dark in space, perhaps he needs additional lighting (all the better to read Shakedown Socialism which is available right here at the People's Cube).

leg lamp.jpg

Wow! A major award too?! I'll put it right next to my Order of Lenin.I've never received an award from Italy before...see, it says Fra-GEE-lay!