Honored Space Hero Dog Laika! Wonderful to see you again. Please take some time from your manifold Party duties to bear with me and perhaps with some input from other Inner Circle members, answer a few questions that have come to mind during my extended sabbatical at my dacha. So please read the next post or two as well.

My first request for you is due to your well known, mysterious, and perhaps unhealthy close association with the Multi-titted Empress. I saw this photo the other day and nearly spewed my freshly made Virgin Islander Margarita, and was wondering if you could contact the Empress and see if you could get the low down.


This is the first image I have seen with the Empress positioned in front of the Obamessiah (PBUH). The Empress is positioned in a way that makes Obama look like some nameless aide or Secret Service. Once could even get the impression that she has taken control of the administration. Has the rumored transefer of power taken place already? Or perhaps her way of letting the Party know that she will be cleaning house in 2012?


My Empress...As you know, I have always been behind you all the way, as far as I could get. I have been working hard to prepare the way for your rightful placement in the White House that was so wrongly stolen from you by that 3 rate street hustler from Chicago and certain Party members who will certainly be "shovel ready projects" once you are in your rightful position. My heart and soul is 110% yours!

My Obamessiah (PBUH), pay no attention to that deceptive blurb above. As you know, I have always been behind you all the way, as far as I could get. I worked hard to prepare the way for your rightful placement in the White House that that slimey Empress tried to steal from you. Give me the word and the "Empress" and certain Party members will certainly be "shovel ready projects." My heart and soul is 110% yours!

Comrade Laika Space Dog, the next question I have I can only hope you know, or perhaps another Inner Circle member can answer, came to me like an acid flashback one night! I was sitting in my dacha watching one of the thousands of Law and Order reruns. So here is the story...the detectives are looking for some serial rapist just out trying to be himself, expand his horizons. They are interviewing a suspect in regard to this virgin girl who is trying to sell her virginity to the highest bidder on E-Bay. As the detectives are looking about the rather cramped apartment with knick knacks all over the place, the detective opined that there is no way this guy has enough money to match the minimum bid for the girl's services. He asks how did he plan to be able to pay for this? The rather squirrely man answered "I am going to sell my collection of Hummel's for the girl!"

Dear Lenin in heaven! I nearly died when I realized that was either the real Chairman Punchenko, or that is where he received his inspiration. Do you have any knowledge on this?

BTW....has anyone ever heard from that pompous blow hard Chairman? I am sure we can find a shovel ready position for him.

Finally Honored Space Hero Dog Laika! I thank you once again for your 53 years of selfless duty, protecting the Party from the class enemies both here on Mother Earth, and from those outside. I am one of the few who truly understand the important work that you do. I know there are many who imagine that one day we will go to the stars where we will meet other advanced and progressive races, or have to defend ourselves from such, or that one day, these advanced races will one day wish to visit us. However, as you and I well know, it is best for all that we never meet. For as the novel War of the Worlds points out, any race that would meet us would likely die in short order from some common bacteria that we are immune from, but would be the death knell to them. Of course the novel did not point out the obvious - contact with another race, even the most progressive collectives, could also portend our demise from some common bacteria that they may carry! So it is best that you continue to be the barrier, a progressive space condome so to speak, to prevent any such contact from either side - at least until we invent some decontamination device that can protect us.

Marshal, until Laika's orbit brings him in range to transmit let me take a stab at your first question. Those of us who are still loyal to the MTE have been planting news stories (and even created a YouTube campaign video) suggesting that Hillary should run against Obama in 2012. Obama's clumsy advancement of our Party goals has resulted in a public backlash. Hillary would have been more subtle in tricking the proles into accepting Socialism. Further more, it will now be impossible for Obama to deceive the voting public that he is a moderate centrist so his defeat by virtually any Republican is assured. Only Hillary can get away with fooling the public into thinking that she is the true moderate that Obama only pretended to be. Naturally once Hillary is safely elected she can continue where Obama left off.

I certainly am hoping and expectant of hearing from the MTE herself! Why, I feel a warm tinkle down my leg even now....whoops, never mind. It was just some of my new Jimmy Carter nanorabbits slipping out my pocket.

Good to see you again on the Cube, Marshal Pupovich.

Our Beloved Empress continues to be an inspiration to all good and loyal Party members. I've been fortunate to have seen her when she visited the Collective Farm to get a truckload of Virgin's blood and raw meat.
Those cold Reptilian eyes, the forked tongue and the unquenchable desire to devour her enemies Alive, brings tears to this Comrade's eyes!!

Kommissar Vodkov came back to the Cube awhile ago. He said he had been reformed and was a different Comrade and Party member now. He said the two of you were friends and Comrades.

Welcome back, Marshal Pupovich!!

Ah, look at those faces, one dark and sinister with downturned mouth and furrowed brow. The other bright, confident, experienced and perky.

Perky is good...right?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Perky is good...right?

Comprade Woopie.....

This is perky, but is it good?

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Good to see you again on the Cube, Marshal Pupovich.

Our Beloved Empress continues to be an inspiration to all good and loyal Party members. I've been fortunate to have seen her when she visited the Collective Farm to get a truckload of Virgin's blood and raw meat.
Those cold Reptilian eyes, the forked tongue and the unquenchable desire to devour her enemies Alive, brings tears to this Comrade's eyes!!

Kommissar Vodkov came back to the Cube awhile ago. He said he had been reformed and was a different Comrade and Party member now. He said the two of you were friends and Comrades.

Welcome back, Marshal Pupovich!!

It is always good to see you comrade, and am glad that the KGB has apparently decided to overlook that little episode of your uncovered recently....hmmmm.... not sure if I was supposed to have mentioned that yet...oh well.

As for the MTE, I have been awaiting patiently so far to hear from her...but that overbearing contemptuous dragon-man pig seems to think herself too far removed from us to answer a simple request. Well, we shall see how soon she will be angling for our support once she decides to challenge the Obama (PBUH) once the expected results are announced in November. Oh yes, then we shall be whispering in our ears and promising her devotion to the Party alright.

Kommissar Vodkov has dared to show himself again as well? Claiming to be reformed as well? That should be quite a sight.