Dearest Theocritus ~ "He learned to grovel and roll his eyes". There's no need to tell dear Comrade Pamalinsky such things - being a woman, she is more than well versed in "rolling eyes", which double trumps groveling. . . . as do heavy sighs, pouting, muttering and saying "Fine".
Suggesting females should "grovel" is just not in our DNA, unless used in it's manipulating form, which most women are also proudlyproliferate at.

I think that Lord Awesome Zero ought to have used that poster. Hope! Change! We can do it! We'll do it to you! Bend over!

Red Rooster, Good to see you on the thread! It's not a party without our favorite fowl! And as you can see it has been a happenin' place! A "bitchin' kitchen"(?)...

Thank you for your gracious words. It makes this beet chef want to go and cook up another thread some day...all I have to do is keep an eye on the bumper stickers in the University parking lot and I'll have lots of new ideas! Because not only am I demi-Asian, but I am also a demi-professor of Islamic Korean Women's studies.

It's not a party without our favorite fowl!

No offense, C2, but you only half look like a duck.

Comrades,

I have been coming here late at night after the rest of you are flopped on your cots, and never, never, have I had to clean up such filth, and clutter, and everything from spit to vodka spills. My head scarf - yes, I wear one when I clean - stinks from the smell of this little blame party.

On the upside, it's good to see Comrade Pinkie in fine Whacking form. I haven't seen this much Pinkie whacking in years. If only Obamissar Vodkavich were here to see. Consider yourself lucky that he is off on secret espionage mission.

Pamalinski,

Watch yourself. If you don't, your petulance and insolence will be confiscated, put on a train, and sent out on a fast train to the Kolkhoz Krasnyy Oktyabr where women are considered lower than mules.

We have no plans at this time to take you away in the middle of the night, but we expect you to develop yourself, and your petulance, for that matter, into a made prog for the Greater Good, and hone your talents (especially the whining, griping, and abilities to manipulate) to our specifications.

Pamalinsky wrote: [quote="
[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Unjustified rage?[/HIGHLIGHT] How condescending! I don't need no damn dacha goons helping me with my packing! They should beware of what I, Pamalinsky, am actually packing!
I'm fed up with all of you! And actually, Theo, you most definitely HAVE ignored my heartfelt posts. I, Pamalinsky, know you are movin' on to other "conquests". Just don't lie about it! I don't mind at all, but, I really hate it when you lie to me!

Pamalinsky: My friend, the Psychotic Goons The Highly Trained Life councilors, just want to help you.

At this moment they are parked in front of your dacha. And please remember they just want to help. Now don't be afraid of the the body armor, the cammo fatigues, the Mossberg 500 Cruiser tactical shot guns, the canisters of tear gas they are lobbing through the windows. Or the Door ram that just splintered your front door.

They just want to assist you, in anyway they can. We love and care about our useful idiots
citizens of our community.

Please don't struggle, the restraints will just hurt you. We will not let Rooster hurt you ether.
Remember, we care.....


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

Off:

I must live in 2010 Census Billboard Heaven. The one I saw tonight said: "If we don't know how many (passengers) we have, how will we know how many (buses) we need?"

I think they are talking about city buses. Seriously, they want to boost census numbers so they can buy...BUSES! What the? Maybe they have special Rainbow Farting Unicorns driving them or pulling them, I don't know. (I need to do some research on the aforesaid unicorns in case I am misusing the term.)

Also, I am not sure why they are using parenthesis...is that because you could fill just about anything into them...like, (patients)--(hospitals) OR (eaters)--(commissaries)?

Red Star's Goons, like Pinkie's Shovel, Red Rooster's wombats, and the phone booth that the goons and shovels will push you into, which then sends you on a random time travel adventure are all just here to help with the growth of a proper proggie attitude. It is part of the glorious FairCareShare(TM) program in which the Fairness Ministry works in conjunction with the Caring and Sharing Ministries to ensure that each and every one of Obama's children receive equal treatment and reeducation. Don't resist, it just gets painful from the shovels, the tear gas, and readjusting to your new timeline in a 1930's Siberian Gulag.

This brings back memories of when you, Colonel 7.62 issued me my first rifle. You know the one. It had a bit of lace on it, and a concrete filled bore. But I did have to endure constant denouncements from Obamissar V and others, and nips from Pupovich, and zaps to my tinfoil hat from Laika, before you gave it to me, but it was worth it. Pamalinski and Fraulein Pulloskies, you think you have it bad now, you should have been in the gulag then. It was rough, I tell you, and the rations were pitiful.

(Sigh) Hi Comrades. My name is Pamalinsky.

To any of you I have offended on this thread, I do most humbly apologize. I must confess to slips in my former addiction to capitalism and the American Way. It just bursts out sometimes Comrades! I can't help it! I try to disguise it, but you all see through me. This is exactly what makes me like you all so much!

Just so you all know, this outburst was set off by the doin's in DC. That's what I really meant by "Cease and Desist!" I do that misdirected rage thing a lot. I see I have some work to do here.

I know full well it is not my "place" to sound off like a real Made Prog. And, I know you are just trying to help me with all of your threats and intimidation.

First, I'd like to thank Pinkie for the FORTY WHACKS!
To you, Red Rooster, I now see I have overreacted to your observations about me. Once again, I apologize. The WAD reference is not lost on me. Thanks to Obamugabe.
To Obamugabe, Sir, I thank you for the wonderful educative treatise on exactly what a WAD really is, so I will have it for future use. Most informative! I never knew that! Awehtu!
To Fraulein Pulloskies' most kind support and offer of a group hug and especially the cup of vodka.
To Casserole Czar for shoving your famous Burnt Beet Recipe down my throat!
Red Star, that was really really scary! But, you were very nice about informing me that the Politbureau was rolling up on me like that, and that gave me the confidence to write this.
Leninka for her admonishment, all the while coming to my aid.
And, of course, my dear Theo for his constant warnings.

I have to admit, it was kinda fun sounding off like that. When do I get to be like you guys?! I know, Comrades, it is still unclear how many Jifi-Lobos short I am from a stacked full deck. I want complete control over my addiction! (I was really worried this time, though.)
Thanks for keeping me!

Wow! I feel so much better now! Whew!

To wrap it up on an even lighter note, I heard that Nanski Pulloski said today, "I never stop whipping!" I always wondered what she did for fun.

Pamalinsky wrote: (Sigh) Hi Comrades. My name is Pamalinsky.

Wow! I feel so much better now! Whew!

To wrap it up on an even lighter note, I heard that Nanski Pulloski said today, "I never stop whipping!" I always wondered what she did for fun.

Comrade Theo will be so relieved (and wasn't that a grand party!). There's nothing like a little vodka and a quick Libby-Jobo . . . Jiffy-Lobo, to get your mnid striaght, wirht wright rite? I makes the days in the gulag go so much faster.

Ah yes, Fraulein, it was a great party. And as you say followed by Libby-Jobo. Or Lip-Job. Or, hell yes, Jiffy-Lobo.

Pamalinsky, we all understand here at the socialist manse. Since I <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... 8062">told the Kollective</a> about your horrifying experience.

Bravo Bravo,

Even the great and mighty Castrate is in tears!

She's turning the corner now. She's started feeding field mice bits of food until they trust her, and then she kills them.

She'll go far as a Congressman one day.

I think you might be on the right track, Pamalinski. From now on, whenever you see Pinkie, either bow or run as fast as you can! There's beauty in hierarchy. And there's no one I'd rather bow to than these fine Made Progs.

Except for maybe, the Mayor of Tampa, or say, the king of Saudi Arabia, or the Sous Chef at my favorite restaurant, the Security Guard at the Mall, ...and let me see now...what about...

C^2, I have heard that President Awesome had actually practiced bowing to the mall cops just to make sure that he got it right. He'd rent a mall cop, dress him in a bed sheet and put a towel on his head, and bow to him. He bowed and bowed and said, "the United States is so honored, Your Highness. Don't I have a pretty mouth? Turn on the banjo music!"

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Pam, I must tell you. This is not the time to pissing off Made Progs. Take a leaf from Pupovich. He learned to grovel and roll his eyes, and if you didn't watch him all your silverware would find a home in his luggage.

Learn this: progs don't admit to having personality. Progs are alienated, isolated people who barely feel human, and that's why we want to destroy the social fabric. So we progs have to stick together--soulless, nasty, vicious, grasping people with an innate hatred of everything which does not give us what we consider our due, which is merely what seemed doable at 7 in the morning. Or what we wanted at 7 in the morning.

"Will you have a carob bar and fair-trade coffee for breakfast?"

"Yes, and I think that I'll attack capitalism today."

Thank you, most darling Father Prog,I understand now.