Comrades, a liberal newspaper writer and leftist poli-sci professor have identified "The Fourfold Interconnected Threat" to Our Democracy™and it is White Rural Voters.


Never mind that their breathless determination describes about half the U.S. population (people who don't live in cities don't matter).

Never mind the unexplained inclusion of "interconnected" in the title (academians write in "pedagogese" and often use irrelevant and superfluous words to bulk up their underweight ideas).

And never mind that their threat exactly describes the Biden Administration's favorite invented villain: HAYSEED, or Homosexual-Averse Yahoos Spewing Ecumenical Extremist Disinformation.


Comrades, the threat is clear: HAYSEED must be eliminated. Sure, many of them produce food, but we don't need them because these days we can always get food at a supermarket. 
 
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -are-real/

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/5/2024, 11:32 am

HAYSEED must be eliminated. Sure, many of them produce food, but we don't need them because these days we can always get food at a supermarket. 

So true, Comrade Colonel.
 

If the Left didn’t have conspiracy theories to frighten fools they would have nothing to demagogue about.

To paraphrase Brad Pitt,

"The first rule of HAYSEED is: You do not talk about HAYSEED"

"The second rule of HAYSEED is: you DO NOT talk about HAYSEED!"

Because everyone knows it's a SECRET!

Then again, what good is a conspiracy theory if we can't share it with other Comrades?

It would seem we must now establish a system to differentiate between the above HAYSEEDs and the dedicated, selfless, and unwashed beet kollektive that gathers nightly at Traktor Barn #2 for kollektive marching and dancing.

Tractor porn...

Good Lenin.

Most importantly - and I self-criticize myself now for forgetting - we must establish a taxpayer-funded government program to research and establish a scientific consensus on the difference between the HAYSEEDs and the progressive beet kollektive of Traktor Barn #2.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/5/2024, 4:15 pm

Tractor porn...

Good Lenin.

There were many societies in the world where showing off their tractors was not only allowed, but expected. A few of these cultures persist today, although liberal newspaper writers and leftist poli-sci professors just love to swoop in to their rescue, and instill shame of their agricultural machinery.

But, as the above quote by Ivan S. indicates, such shame is far from natural to our comrades.

Modern AI Socialist Realism, you gotta love it.

"The Fourfold Threat" reeks of CCP (e.g. "Gang of Four), and is a mirror image of the ever-projecting left, so here's the image in the mirror:

BEHOLD!!!  Glorious bounties are harvested from The People's Garden of the Intersectional Prosperity Garden from The People's Autonomous Zone have ushered forth a new era of most equal sustenance units for the multitudes.  Certified 100%  "Hayseed Free."

Speaking of kollektive gardening, here's a reminder about the upcoming International Womyn's Day tomorrow, March 8th.

International women’s day! Don’t we have enough problems?

Red Square wrote: ↑

3/7/2024, 6:07 pm

Speaking of kollektive gardening, here's a reminder about the upcoming International Womyn's Day tomorrow, March 8th.

Ha ha! "The masses" are in the field.
 

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 22526.html

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I noticed that the Comrade with the shovel is displaying footwear. 

I denounce myself and have already reported to the rail yard.  Please direct your abuse there.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/8/2024, 1:08 pm

I noticed that the Comrade with the shovel is displaying footwear. 

Photoshopped to avoid controversy in the British and Canadian press.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/8/2024, 1:16 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/8/2024, 1:08 pm

I noticed that the Comrade with the shovel is displaying footwear. 

Photoshopped to avoid controversy in the British and Canadian press.

Thank you Cured Red Salmon smoking out the hidden
picture in communism. Those hidden picture within a picture puzzles are what keeps the gulag enjoyable.

Were the photoshopped fashionable footwear on the shoveler an Obyezyana Productions Easter Egg as part of Early Spring as predicted by Pennsylvania Dutch Chuckalopes?

The Cured Red Salmon knew those shoes couldn’t work a shovel, but the quota didn’t care.