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Tales From The War On Women

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The Democrat Comic-Strip Narrative Series present:

TALES FROM THE WAR ON WOMEN™

By the DNC-Media Complex

SYNOPSIS

It's the beginning of the 21st century. The US economy is crumbling because of George Bush. The Republicans prevent young President Obama from fixing it because they get rich off the people's suffering. To distract from the economic issues, the Republicans begin an unprovoked War on Women with a surprise attack on a young attractive activist, who has quickly become a sex symbol for all American men and a role model for all women - except Republicans.

The narrative is still being created, as the battles rage in the minds of the hired script writers of the DNC-Media Complex. The suffering of the women has already been established, and the war propaganda is flowing seamlessly from the Mainstream Media outlets.

However, the GOP side has been slow on the uptake. Granted, it isn't easy to manufacture the appearance of the GOP War Propaganda effort if you're a Democrat. Neither has there been any Republican Chauvinist Male saber-rattling to match that coming from the Democrat Women's camp. That may confuse the news consumer as to who is fighting whom.

Without the identifiable Republican propaganda and rattling, the war narrative lacks depth and credibility. Only one militant call to arms has been published on our pages, by none other than $.$. Halliburton. And yet there haven't been any militant Republican visuals to match that.

The Democrat Women's Army Propaganda Machine relies heavily on Photoshopping old-time war propaganda posters to spread their message.

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But some of them have been embarrassing imitations thereof, especially the Gaia one.

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That gave us an idea to use old wartime posters from the Motherland to represent the War Machine of the Misogynist Republican Army (the MRA) - solely for the purpose of widening and deepening the ongoing media narrative.

Submit your own entries to the next edition of WAR ON WOMEN™ Comic-Strip Series. Post here images or simply stories - stories of valor, cowardice, sacrifice, treason, blood and gore that you have "observed," or have been "part of."

Famous quotations are also welcome.

For example: "We shall fight women on the beaches, we shall fight them on the playgrounds, we shall fight them in the streets, the supermarkets, shopping mall parking lots, we shall never surrender." - The GOP

Slogans will work as well, such as:

"Hate-filled Republican misogynists! Unite in the Republican War on Women! Stage vile, outrageous, and unceasing attacks! Exploit, abuse, and deny women their rights!" - Rush Limbaugh

Give us your war tales!

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


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Every war effort has its propaganda specialists.
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IT IS THE FOG OF WAR

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My dear secular comrades,

Most of the time we share strategic interests in trashing/attacking anyone who is not a leftist or shairiaist (i.e., as enemies of our enemy, we're friends), but now here you are mocking the War on Women a.k.a. War on Womyn (or, as the toothless residents of Southern States say, "War on Wimmen"), but our esteemed Iranian clerics have issued a fatwa explaining how women (and especially womyn) can pose serious dangers to our societies and our environment:

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Therefore, we must join, rather than mocking, the War on Women (wait-- does that phrase describe men going to war while riding on women or womyn?) to save us from Divine Retribution.




--Kommisar of Fatwas

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Kommisar of Fatwas wrote:but our esteemed Iranian clerics have issued a fatwa explaining how women (and especially womyn) can pose serious dangers to our societies and our environment:
--Kommisar of Fatwas
Comrade Kommisar, it is for this very reason we at the People's Cube recommend:

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Full Thread Here (This may be my favorite thread of ALL TIME)

Please read carefully and avoid divine retribution.


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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:
Kommisar of Fatwas wrote:but our esteemed Iranian clerics have issued a fatwa explaining how women (and especially womyn) can pose serious dangers to our societies and our environment:
--Kommisar of Fatwas
Comrade Kommisar, it is for this very reason we at the People's Cube recommend:

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Full Thread Here (This may be my favorite thread of ALL TIME)

Please read carefully and avoid divine retribution.


My Dear Comrade Peoples Comrade,

You are so kind to remind me why I had to buy an extra supply of High-Fashion Glad-Bag Burqas: It was because one of my five wives keep sneeking out in a lewd burqa:


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This was cheaper than cutting off her ankle because then it would have been necessary for me to incur the additional expense of buying her a wooden foot. Thus, the High-Fashion Glad-Bag Burqa provided a wouldn't-foot solution that was better than a wooden foot. Sometimes Shairia Law can be confusing, which is why I thank Ahhal for sending so many wise clerics to interpret the never-changing text of the Q-Run. Indeed, if you're as old as I, you might even remember that popular musical prayer from back in the 1960's called the "Q-Run, Run."


--Kommisar of Fawtas

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I like how the narrative is growing and becoming diversified with subplots and counterpoints. Here's a fresh scoop from $$ Halliburton's thread:

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All war is contraception.
- Sun Tzu

Sex workers of the world, unite! We have nothing to lose but our free contraceptives!
- Karl Marx

During the course of the war, People's scientists created a new bomb which they hoped would change the course of events, based on the scientific formula E=MC2, where E= electoral votes, M = misogyny index and C= contraceptives. This discovery was made by a fluke.

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Obama air drops aid to Georgetown.

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Not only that, but now the Europeans are jumping into the war--literally-- as shown in this war-footage from the War on Womyn, which footage was made by an especially courageous male correspondent who captured the breathtaking images of the Danish Airborn Women jumping behind the lines in the War on Womyn (but it's NSFSLEWOEC*)-- without their burqas. I'm glad I still have two eyes because under the NSFSLEWOEC Rule I wouldn't have been able to see it at all.


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--Kommisar of Fatwas
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A-Ten-Hut!

Fall in line maggots!

To further the war on woman and to reduce carbon emissions be it advised that effective immediatly the Marine Corpse ™ will be enforcing all local speed ordinances and ensuring tire pressures are all set correctly. Damn woman drivers need to be taught a lesson.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 2xnWYx8YK8

Oorah!



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DaveFilms wrote:THose gynos have it cumming.
And you comrade are a Cunnilingus cunning linguist ™ .

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Sgt. NeoTroll wrote:A-Ten-Hut!

Fall in line maggots!

To further the war on woman and to reduce carbon emissions be it advised that effective immediatly the Marine Corpse ™ will be enforcing all local speed ordinances and ensuring tire pressures are all set correctly. Damn woman drivers need to be taught a lesson.

Don't say we didn't warn you.



Oorah!

Here here Sarge, I bet you really filled up your bedpan when you saw that video.
Oh oh *****INCOMING!*******
Hehehehe

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Republicans are my enemy.

Republicans think I'm so helpless, that I can't even open a door or pull out a chair for myself. They want to do it for me, under the guise of something medieval called “chivalry.”

And it just so happens that “medieval” is the era they want to drag us back to—when women were nothing but the property of their men. We all know how obsessed greedy, selfish Republicans are with private ownership! They don't want to share anything with anyone; they want everything for themselves—including women.

They regard women the same as they do their land, or their ox, or their ass, or even their car—they work them until they're worn out and therefore useless, and then they turn them in for an upgrade to a newer model.

Indeed, the only contraceptive I can imagine Republicans would ever approve for women is another device from medieval times—the chastity belt. Only they'd still make us pay for them out of our own pockets! How are we supposed to do that when they don't want us to work for a living, because the greedy bastards want to make all the money for themselves? When they don't even want us to receive a check from the Government to help support all the children Republicans force us to have because they refuse to let the Government pay for our contraceptives?

Or maybe Republicans would like to drag women back even further, this time by our hair, back to their caves, back in the days when Republicans walked the Earth alongside the dinosaurs. Is it any wonder the dinosaurs went extinct en masse? The Republicans destroyed their habitats, just as they destroy everything, and for the usual reason—all to get oil. Yes, Republicans killed the dinosaurs just to get the oil out of their fossils. They've tried to cover up this atrocity with some implausible fairy tale about a so-called god up in the sky who created the heavens and the earth, only to cast down an asteroid that wiped out all the dinosaurs. (Not surprisingly, Republicans hate asteroids just as they hate everything and everyone else, so naturally they wish to destroy those, too. But not before they suck all the oil out of them.) Why, Republicans cling so bitterly to this notion (along with their precious guns), that millions of years later, they're still Neanderthals because they refuse to believe in Evolution!

I wonder if that's why they want to destroy women. Now that the planet is running low on fossil fuels (at least that's what they've been saying for the past 40 years, and if they've been saying it that long, then it stands to reason there must be something to it), they see women as new source of fossil fuels. At the same time, they want us to reproduce as much as possible to create even more sources of fossil fuels. “Drill, baby, drill!” suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. They want to force us to have babies, babies, and more babies—but who's supposed to pay for all those babies, if the Republicans keep slashing away at Government programs? What's their plan to support a baby without a check from the Government? Their plan is slavery that only results in more babies . . . and thus, so they believe, more oil.

Comrades, the Republican War on Women is just like all their other illegal, immoral wars. It's all about the oil. They won't stop until this whole planet is destroyed. That's why they want to keep NASA going. Eventually they're going to have to find another planet to destroy.

I just wish there was a way to send them there now, and blow them up to smithereens en route.

Yes, Republicans think women are helpless and wish to treat them that way so as to enslave them and thus steal the oil that they've convinced themselves we must possess, and that they're entitled to.

But I'm not helpless. Not when I have the big strong Government to protect me from these slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging, Neanderthal troglodytes.

Republicans think we women care more about the economy and jobs. Nothing could be further from the truth! For as long as Obama is in power with his laser-like focus on jobs—the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up in the morning, and the last thing he thinks about before falling asleep at night—and the Government is there to provide all, why the hell should any of us be concerned about the economy and jobs?

Yes, I've heard the Republicans' phony talking points in which they claim to believe we women should be too smart to fall for this whole “War on Women” meme. Well, they have that wrong, just as they have everything wrong. FACT: We women are too smart to fall for the Republicans' lying assertion that THEY think we're smart at all!

Because the truth is, Republicans think all women are stupid. And helpless. And are no good for anything but reproduction.

For oil. Because it's always about the oil.

COMING UP: Women, have you taken the Pledge to never have sex with a Republican?

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The following rant first appeared here.


I AM NOT A SLUT!

Contrary to popular belief, I will not sleep around with just anyone, and I have the pledges to prove it!

In addition to my pledges not to have sex with Republicans or anyone who doesn't support health care reform, I also have these:

I PLEDGE never to have sex with anyone who doesn't believe in human-caused global warming. Those of you deniers who laugh at and mock those of us who believe, as Al Gore said, that it is Our Choice to answer the call to save the planet now, will find out just how foolish your own choice is when you can no longer find anyone willing to join you in the joy you've gotten all these millions of years out of burdening an already overburdened planet with ever more polluting humans.

I PLEDGE never to have sex with anyone who bought Sarah Palin's book or otherwise supports her in any way. Her frightening rise to power, without benefit of affirmative action, Ivy League education, compelling life story involving poverty and public housing, or even being some philanderer's wronged wife/widow, has only stopped the entire feminist movement in its tracks, placing it in grave danger of becoming obsolete or worse, as extinct as the polar bears! A Palin supporter is clearly dead set against women, so why would I want to have sex with someone who's against my sex?

I PLEDGE never to have sex with anyone who owns a gun. My mama, Yelling Yelena, told me guys like that never shoot blanks, and if they can't aim or control the trigger, the damn thing could go off and scatter shot everywhere but the target.

I PLEDGE never to have sex with anyone who watches Fox News or listens to talk radio. If you're just another slack-jawed helpless, clueless dumbass who needs someone to tell you what to think, then it clearly follows you'll need someone to tell you what to do when it comes to pleasing me in bed. And I'm damned if I'm going to be the one to do it. That's what the government is for.

I PLEDGE never to have sex with someone who believes in abstinence and saving it for “that special someone” even if they tell me I'm that special someone. Talk about oppression. As a Prog, I should be able to make that choice for myself! Besides, anyone with half a brain will tell you that sexual abstinence of ANY kind in ANY degree is totally unrealistic and an utter joke— young people are going to do it anyway no matter what. All those abstinence-only classes (Christofascist indoctrination if you ask me) and hokey promise rings and t-shirts are nothing but meaningless little feel good gimmicks that are poor substitutes for a good old-fashioned novelty condom!

As I said, comrades, not just anyone. I am picky and selective and choosy. In fact, I'll bet you're in awe that any man has ever gone all the way with me at all!

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Mothers and daughters everywhere should take Commissarka Pinkie's "Vow of Purity" and wear this ring.

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Mothers and daughters everywhere should take Commissarka Pinkie's "Vow of Purity" and wear this ring.

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But Comrade Peoples Comrade,

You are forgetting that nose-rings have made finger-rings passé ...

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... just as popular culture has made passé that for which the ring-finger stood. Aren't we all passé now? Ask the Millennials. They may be the new perennials just as we were the perennials who have become annuals.

--KOOK

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Good point. The Party has no restriction on where the ring is to be worn.

If you can't decide, maybe multiple purity symbols are appropriate.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
I wonder if that's why they want to destroy women. Now that the planet is running low on fossil fuels (at least that's what they've been saying for the past 40 years, and if they've been saying it that long, then it stands to reason there must be something to it), they see women as new source of fossil fuels. At the same time, they want us to reproduce as much as possible to create even more sources of fossil fuels. “Drill, baby, drill!” suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. They want to force us to have babies, babies, and more babies—but who's supposed to pay for all those babies, if the Republicans keep slashing away at Government programs? What's their plan to support a baby without a check from the Government? Their plan is slavery that only results in more babies . . . and thus, so they believe, more oil.

Sigh, you had me at "Drill Baby Drill" Image

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A Report from the Front against the Republican War On Women:

All Progressives, and especially those in Hollywood, have ALWAYS fought against the sexploitation of womyn by Neanderthal Republican desires to keep womyn in the palms of their hands:

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--KOOK


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Here's Barack Obama's Teaching Moment in the REAL War On Women regarding Bill Maher's word "C*nt" for Sarah Palin:

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--KOOK

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Please use your "War On Woman" Capital One card to receive credit at #Occupy women safe zones.

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INTERNET WARNING: CHECKED VIA SNOPES

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,"

don't open it... It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

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Komrad Phobianov wrote:INTERNET WARNING: CHECKED VIA SNOPES

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,"

don't open it... It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Such a humble little message but so much impact.

This could be a Homeland Security Issue.

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Their plan is slavery that only results in more babies . . . and thus, so they
believe, more oil.

And where do you suppose baby oil comes from? Here you have it folks, from an authority no less caring or informed than Pinkie herself, that the Rethuglicans plan to take over women's reproductive rights to force them to have baby after baby, so that these babies can then be rendered down into oil--just like they did with the whales.

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I, Barack Obama, your Fearless Leader, and proud to announce that we have expanded our Fluke the Republicans campaign: Since we know we (and Our Media) have already convinced the public that the Republicans are anti--science as well as anti-sex and anti-health-care, this March 19, 2012 by Our Media provides a tri-fecta for us:

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Of course we known the throwback Republicans will oppose this additional freebie to be included in ObamaCare, which will enable us to convince all young women (and even some elderly women) that the Republicans are waging a War Against Orgasms for Women.


--Fearless Leader

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This thread has just been linked to Glenn Beck's The Blaze. And they used Maksim's poster!

A PICTURE IS WORTH 1,000 WORDS: THE ‘WAR' ON WOMEN
Posted on March 22, 2012 at 12:34pm by Meredith Jessup

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Click here to see more propaganda posters from the War on Women.


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Finally, one brave metrosexual man is willing to stand up against the misogynist opressors at the Masters. Womyns of America, he has you on your back!

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War on Women in the Fashion Industry

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We already know that the War on Women has its battles, war crimes, and collateral damage. Now it appears that it also has concentration camps, run by fashion industry designers and executives. The camp commandants keep the inmates on a diet of tissues and pipe dreams, as they seem to hate the curvy, naturally shaped female body and want their womyn to mirror their fantasies of tall prepubescent boys with makeup.

While most women-haters give substantial donations to the Democrat Party, there still has to be a way to blame these war crimes on the Republicans.

Former Vogue Editor: Models Are Eating Tissues To Stay Thin

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At the link above, there are already about 600 comments. This one must have been made by a People's Cube member. Step forward, comrade!

RegulatedToDeath wrote:We need to regulate the fashion industry just like they regulate guns. Background checks, large fines, jail time, mandatory safety classes, mental health checks, criminalize diet and laxative pills, waiting periods, mandatory dr visits. Low weight bans - if you are under a certain ratio of height to weight you can't participate. The magazines, TV and movie companies should be held liable for all problems. How about a Fitness Czar? The Feds should control the industry from top to bottom.


 
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