My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Fear not, Comrade; nobody cares. I didn't even read your post.

Minding my own business...

Ivan