Leave Me the F#%k Alone

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Fear not, Comrade; nobody cares. I didn't even read your post.

Minding my own business...

Ivan

[Ivan Betinov]

I didn't read it either. Would help if it wasn't upside down.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Have no fear Kapitan. I will continue to ignore you.

...but I may be around Kangarooland in March to spy on you.

...for the children, of course.

[Fodder For Cossacks]

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Komrade

I regret to inform you....



In a groundbreaking advancement poised to redefine global surveillance capabilities, China has developed a powerful satellite system capable of capturing human facial expressions from orbit, marking a significant leap forward in remote sensing technology.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Komrade

I regret to inform you....



In a groundbreaking advancement poised to redefine global surveillance capabilities, China has developed a powerful satellite system capable of capturing human facial expressions from orbit, marking a significant leap forward in remote sensing technology.
 

Hear that ET? Remember when Comrade Jackalopelipsky warned that you, the Mrs. ET, and your goat enjoying an evening in Bernmontistan were already missile targets while yall were enjoying some beet vodka sitting in the seats of your beloved rusted out Lada Riva overlooking the Frozen Falls?

[jackalopelipsky]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

You do know they can target the expression on your face…