Leave Me the F#%k Alone

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I'd go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Fear not, Comrade; nobody cares. I didn't even read your post.

Minding my own business...

Ivan

[Ivan Betinov]

I didn't read it either. Would help if it wasn't upside down.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Have no fear Kapitan. I will continue to ignore you.

...but I may be around Kangarooland in March to spy on you.

...for the children, of course.

[Fodder For Cossacks]

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Komrade

I regret to inform you....



In a groundbreaking advancement poised to redefine global surveillance capabilities, China has developed a powerful satellite system capable of capturing human facial expressions from orbit, marking a significant leap forward in remote sensing technology.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Komrade

I regret to inform you....



In a groundbreaking advancement poised to redefine global surveillance capabilities, China has developed a powerful satellite system capable of capturing human facial expressions from orbit, marking a significant leap forward in remote sensing technology.
 

Hear that ET? Remember when Comrade Jackalopelipsky warned that you, the Mrs. ET, and your goat enjoying an evening in Bernmontistan were already missile targets while yall were enjoying some beet vodka sitting in the seats of your beloved rusted out Lada Riva overlooking the Frozen Falls?

[jackalopelipsky]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

You do know they can target the expression on your face…

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

You do know they can target the expression on your face…

That's perfectly fine. The CCP has made it illegal to not smile.
 

[Panem Et Circenses]

Prince Harry? Is that actually you in the kangaroo costume?

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Prince Harry? Is that actually you in the kangaroo costume?

I take personal affront, and abback, to that. My balls are still attached to where they're supposed to be attached. I've, thankfully, never even met Megan Murkyle. All my opinions are Party approved.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Have no fear Kapitan. I will continue to ignore you.

...but I may be around Kangarooland in March to spy on you.

...for the children, of course.

Thar March towords TWONT is unending,  comrade. Would be pleased to meet with you for a couple of beet vodkas, if possible. Depends on where you're visiting.

For the Children, of course.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

Komrade

I regret to inform you....



In a groundbreaking advancement poised to redefine global surveillance capabilities, China has developed a powerful satellite system capable of capturing human facial expressions from orbit, marking a significant leap forward in remote sensing technology.

Hear that ET? Remember when Comrade Jackalopelipsky warned that you, the Mrs. ET, and your goat enjoying an evening in Bernmontistan were already missile targets while yall were enjoying some beet vodka sitting in the seats of your beloved rusted out Lada Riva overlooking the Frozen Falls?

I thought that quote was "Keep it and carry it in a shoulder holster" but I'll  defer to the Texanistanian.
 

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Have no fear Kapitan. I will continue to ignore you.

...but I may be around Kangarooland in March to spy on you.

...for the children, of course.

Thar March towords TWONT is unending,  comrade. Would be pleased to meet with you for a couple of beet vodkas, if possible. Depends on where you're visiting.

For the Children, of course.

Still not approved by the missus politburo, but would likely be South Mumbai Sydney & Gold Coast

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Have no fear Kapitan. I will continue to ignore you.

...but I may be around Kangarooland in March to spy on you.

...for the children, of course.

Thar March towords TWONT is unending,  comrade. Would be pleased to meet with you for a couple of beet vodkas, if possible. Depends on where you're visiting.

For the Children, of course.

Still not approved by the missus politburo, but would likely be South Mumbai Sydney & Gold Coast

Ok. I'm about half way between both. It would depend on your method of travel. If you intend to drive from Sydney to the Gold Coast,  lunch/dinner, in Port Macquarie, would be easy to arrange.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the f#%k alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the f#%k alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.

You do know they can target the expression on your face…

That's perfectly fine. The CCP has made it illegal to not smile.
 

Yes, comrade. Thank Madam Mao, scleroderma worked HARD to tighten the jackalope’s face into a perpetual grimace that “passed” as a smile to those with control over my social credit score. Only imaginary gulag friends knew the jackalope’s “smile” was achieved using actual, physical torture.