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Flat Antifa smashes fascism

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Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash.

Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn't understand. It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa's non-conformism. They need to be smashed.

Flat Antifa obtained these views in his/her extremely expensive school, and is prepared to swing his/her bat at anyone whom Flat Antifa's extremely progressive professor defines as extremist.

Included on the list of things to smash are gender fascism, sexist fascism, racist fascism, homo-fascism, hetero-fascism, bi-fascism, trans-fascism, adult fascism, and parental fascism.

Follow Flat Antifa in his/her many adventures and use the transparent PNG file to the left to help Flat Antifa find more fascism to smash.


Flat Antifa is a new addition to our collection of Flat Figures that include Flat Gareth, Flat Fatima, Flat FLOTUS, Flat POTUS, Flat Fattie (Michael Moore), and many others.

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I'm willing to bet a fairly tidy sum of rubles that Flat Antifa (any relation to Queen Latifa?) will not smash the fascist Trust Fund her fascist parents have set up for her in their fascist bank. Here is Flat Antifa's Babushka, Knockyour Tifaout. Trademark toothbuster shovel in hand confronting a fascist photographer.
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The protesters remind me of the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

"You see over there, boy? That's where the chicken lives. See, above his door says D-O-G. That spells chicken. Just take this here baseball bat and go over there and get that big fat chicken, boy."

There's a lot of Foghorn Leghorns and a lot of young naive chickenhawks.

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Oh. Oh, poor Kalashnikook. You have touched something what ought not to be touched, and given it a false name to boot. That is a photograph of Yelling Yelena.

Pinkie's Mother.

Come friends. Let us sit in the floor and sing sad songs. Pinkie will be here soon.

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I hear this socialist movement is going national.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:I'm willing to bet a fairly tidy sum of rubles that Flat Antifa (any relation to Queen Latifa?) will not smash the fascist Trust Fund her fascist parents have set up for her in their fascist bank. Here is Flat Antifa's Babushka, Knockyour Tifaout. Trademark toothbuster shovel in hand confronting a fascist photographer.
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PAPA KALASHNIKOOK!

How dare you come in here spreading your false news! Your lies! Your disinformation! Your prevarications! Not to mention your utter ignorance that makes me wonder if you aren't really a Trump supporter here to troll all of us peace-loving, courageous members of the Great and Glorious Noble Resistance with your fascist hate.

I'll have you know the woman you call "Knockyour Tifaout" is none other than my mother. MY mother, Yelling Yelena!

Furthermore, I do not have a trust fund! I get a check from the government and I cash it at the liquor store--or at least I did till Trump came along. Now I'm in danger of dying. And starving. And giving birth to a live blob of tissue. And being deported back to whatever European country my great-great grandparents came from because I don't have the racial purity of stupidity that goes with being a Trump supporter.

Yelling Yelena taught me all there is to know about wielding a shovel, and believe you me, oh mein Papa, there's a lot more to it than just knocking out someone's teeth. If you still harbor doubts, I need only refer you to Ivan Betinov. You'll notice he's missing a lot more than just teeth.

Behold my trademark shovel in hand, confronting you!

WHACK!!!

Now pick up that chunk of occipital bone before I slip on it, or you'll get another dent in your skull to match the one I just gave you.

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To Commissarka Pinkie - this is the kind of shovel porn all Cubists live for.

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I stand before you humbled and mildly fractured. My ex-friend John Brennan, ex fascist political hack of capitalist CIA gave me "fake news" about YY. Camp 34668 here I come.

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Ah! I see in old family photo album Yelena! With my Grand Uncle Mikhail Timofeyevich! Small world. What fun we had at Izhevsk! Fascist immigration capitalist changed our family name to Kalashnikook.

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Commisarka Pinky whacking another comrade?

I feel like she's cheating on me.

I suppose I've been marginalized, and now available to offend others...

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We are truly reliving the 1960s. The "New!" New Left (really "Same Old Left") is back. I was reading up on Leszek Kołakowski (don't get hung up on the name) the other day and found the quote below, which seems like an accurate representation of what is happening today.

'... the ideological fantasies of this movement … were no more than a nonsensical expression of the whims of spoilt middle-class children, and while the extremists among them were virtually indistinguishable from Fascist thugs, the movement did without doubt express a profound crisis of faith in the values that had inspired democratic societies for many decades.… The New Left explosion of academic youth was an aggressive movement born of frustration, which easily created a vocabulary for itself out of Marxist slogans … : liberation, revolution, alienation, etc. Apart from this, its ideology really has little in common with Marxism. It consists of “revolution” without the working class; hatred of modern technology as such; …the cult of primitive societies … as the source of progress; hatred of education and specialized knowledge.'

To place it in context, Kołakowski was a former Communist from Poland who broke ranks with the party and was forced to leave Poland. He wound up in Berkeley shortly thereafter, identifying with the New Left for a brief time before the Berkeley "Free Speech" Movement broke out. Today, he is regarded as a national hero and Poland. I recommend him to anyone with even a slight taste for philosophy, as he is perhaps one of the most witty and enjoyable philosophers I have read. For those wanting a taste, I would suggest reading his short essay "How to be a Conservative-Liberal-Socialist" which can be found for free online.


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Free speech movement: out. Free baseball bat movement: in.

I think Jeff Sessions is going to have something to say about that.

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The fashionable rioting apparel and accessories include Eastpack Backpack. If you don't see it in Walmart, it's because it was designed for a more progressive market - Belgium!

We just happen to have a member who holds a high position in Brussels with a hand in marketing/advertising/propaganda circles. Let's ask him. Comrade Minitrue, did you have anything to do with this?

CHE by FCB Brussels for Eastpak

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For Che paraphernalia, we have a special thread hosted by Commissarka Pinkie:

The Girlish Joy of CHE Spotting!


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Is there some kind of virus on the "flat Fatima" link ?
It has a pop up login on it with
https://www.zooomr.com is requesting your username and password. WARNING: Your password will not be sent to the web site you are currently visiting!

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CheSpotting.com. Glorious ex-El Presidente El DouChe visits the socialist Paradise of Cuber.

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? Antifa Antecedent ?
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From episode: Toilet Paper (Season 7, Episode 3)

Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:CheSpotting.com. Glorious ex-El Presidente El DouChe visits the socialist Paradise of Cuber.

[Picture of Obama in Cuba with his fellow commies.]

That's obviously a photoshop. Obama hogged the picture with his hand raised up blocking the face of douChe.

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Komrade Winston Churchillski wrote:Is there some kind of virus on the "flat Fatima" link?
That was probably some glitch, I just visited the Flat Fatima page and it's nice and good, and even has the latest update, from when Flat Fatima visited Trump's inauguration in Washington, DC, and posed for pictures next to Flat Antifa (original footage).

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:I stand before you humbled and mildly fractured. My ex-friend John Brennan, ex fascist political hack of capitalist CIA gave me "fake news" about YY. Camp 34668 here I come.

Ah, you learn fast, young cockroach! Unlike Betinov and Stakhanovets. You still have your nose and your eyeglasses, and even your hat. I'm surprised Betinov ever had a brain to begin with, let alone that it's all that remains of him. Well, that and the fluid in his jar. It's not what you think. Or maybe it is.

As for Stakhanovets, you'll note his jealousy and envy of the attention he believes I'm lavishing upon you. He's like a two year old who gets his nose out of joint because of the new baby in the house. He should be going back to wetting himself right about now.

But those are also the traits that make him useful in the in the Resistance™ against the one who we really should not name--because once you name it, you humanize it and might even become attached to it!

,,,Impeach! Evict!

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Yes, yes. Jealousy! It sickens me but what can I do? Jealousy follows me everywhere, like a Political Commisar on a Typhoon Class nuclear submarine. Because I am handsome? Because I am wise? And, oh so witty? NO! Only because I stand up to the toady capitalists and their bootlicking, sweaty little accomplices. The Camps have honed my socialist mind to a razor's edge, at least as far as socialists go. I shall always cherish this picture of you working The Peoples wheat fields in the Ukraine! FORWARD!!

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"Shia LaBeouf's live stream to protest President Donald Trump's election, intended to run for four years, has been shut down after three weeks.

The Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, New York, where the installation had been set up, released a statement on Friday that said the project had become “a serious and ongoing public safety hazard.”

“Over the course of the installation, there have been dozens of threats of violence and numerous arrests, such that police felt compelled to be stationed outside the installation 24 hours a day, seven days a week,” the statement reads.

The project encouraged visitors to walk up to a web cam mounted on the museum's wall and chant the phrase “He will not divide us.” It was launched by LaBeouf and his frequent collaborators Nastja Säde Rönkkö and Luke Turner on the day of Trump's inauguration.

The official live stream online has been shut down with the word “THE MUSEUM HAS ABANDONED US” plastered across the screen."

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Comrade Square, this is the only party-approved Eastpak commercial issued by the ministry in Brusselabad:
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This "che guevara" was not a muslim nor a transgender, and as such incompatible with modern European values. The author of this rogue commercial (and his extended family and pets) will be invited to the ministry for re-edcuation.

PS: I was on extended leave to a country with Siberia-like conditions, and can now attest to the value of the Ushanka as a perfect headcover. Another triumph of the motherland, I daresay.

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Minitrue wrote:
PS: I was on extended leave to a country with Siberia-like conditions, and can now attest to the value of the Ushanka as a perfect headcover. Another triumph of the motherland, I daresay.
Counter-revolutionaries will claim we stole the idea from the idiot Finns and their karvalakkis. Piffle and more piffle. The ushanka is also a hairstyle.

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ja, ja... everyzhink is going down zhe tubes... even Antifa isn't vot it vos back zhen...

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Time to resurrect Flat Antifa...

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Red Square wrote:
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Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash.


I have to put on my 'fashion critic hat', the one with the extra big ostrich feather, and critique the fashion of one of the flat antifa participates at last nights Arizona Trump rally.

In the following video you will see the flat antifa warrior with his fashionable gas mask well prepared for any tear gassing that may occur. When the tear gas begins he laughs in their face and kicks the gas canister back at them.

Oopsie! Fashion faux pas. Forgot to gird his loins!




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I would love to oblige Bradley if not for the fact that I would be ruining a future episode of Mysteries of the Museum. Just think, some time in the future, Don Wildman will go to the Ft. Leavenworth Frontier Museum (on the base), and there on a musty dusty shelf will be a jar with your pathetic little testes in it. He will then recant the tale of how a traitor that stole and leaked over 700,000 classified documents, putting active duty soldiers lives and the country at risk, got a slap on the wrist and a sex change operation at tax payers expense. Then going on to be put on display like a freak and gawked at to make money for liberal fashion magazines. I wouldn't want to do anything to ruin that episode. Besides, I'm not as agile as I use to be and I hear that place is a bitch to get into.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Oopsie! Fashion faux pas. Forgot to gird his loins!

Got him right in his protesticles.

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Startling footage here, flat antifa might have found something it could not smash.

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Chairman Meow wrote:Got him right in his protesticles.
This deserves a special hashtag:

#PROTESTICLES

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Red Square wrote: This deserves a special hashtag:

#PROTESTICLES

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They start the training early in the Protesticle Training Camps.........



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I am SO DISAPPOINTED this morning! What a let down! I was so looking forward to some new Pepperball film footage not to mention all the prepping time I spent getting ready for NOV. 4TH and IT BEGINS.

Damn. I'll be on my couch for the rest of the day. : (

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
I am SO DISAPPOINTED this morning! What a let down! I was so looking forward to some new Pepperball film footage not to mention all the prepping time I spent getting ready for NOV. 4TH and IT BEGINS.

Damn. I'll be on my couch for the rest of the day. : (

And it isn't going to let up until Trump is driven out of office.

Bwahahaha!!!

Wake me when the revolution is over.

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Someone on Twitter said that November 4th was going to be declared National Racoon Day, with these senseless creatures knocking down trash cans, running on the road and getting hit by cars.

But even that is not happening.

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The revolution got upstaged by National Raccoon Day.

This is why there's a vanguard of the revolution. The people don't know what's good for them.

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Talking about raccoons is racist.

Disparaging raccoons is speciesist.

Human declaration of a National Raccoon Day is cultural appropriation.

Human refusal to celebrate National Raccoon Day is a hate crime.

This is fun serious revolutionary work.

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Was Rand Paul the only casualty of the Revolution?

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Chairman Meow wrote:Was Rand Paul the only casualty of the Revolution?

The revolution is the major casualty of the revolution.

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Chairman Meow wrote:Was Rand Paul the only casualty of the Revolution?

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Chairman Meow,
I don't know what to make of this. Rand Paul was attacked by a registered dimocrat that lives in his neighborhood where houses are $500,000 dollars. Are dimocrats supposed to be living in neighborhoods where houses cost that much? Dimocrats being the party of the poor and all? Also, was Rand Paul pushing a lawnmower? Or was he tackled while on a riding lawn mower? This too, the registered dimocrat that did the tackling is Rene Boucher, the inventor of Therm-A-Vest. A vest for pain half filed with rice. Obviously more China collusion.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5050327/Police-Sen-Paul-suffers-minor-injury-assault-home.html


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Seen here in a CNN War Correspondent™ photo is an Antifa infantry squad taking a bold, symbolic stand against fascist garbage by raising their flag over their first hard-won conquest in the long war against Fascism™:

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DATELINE! November 4th, 2017, 1:30 pm, just outside the White House.

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RedDiaperette wrote:Talking about raccoons is ...
Wait...
Talking about "Talking about raccoons"? In TWM mode?
How recursively racist-speciesist-appropriative is THAT?


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