Countdown: Barack Obama will soon become Chelsea Obama:




 

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Strange. I heard similar rumors :




(to say nothing of this Input)
(or this Kubic gaiety, with extra focus).
 

Will we one day see this headline?

"Former President Barack Obama marries Chelsea Manning in a private non-denominational ceremony at the local mosque, in the presence of his first two wives, Michelle "Michael" Obama and Rodney Love-Obama."
 

Back in 2012 we gave the world this glimpse into the future:



And then also this:

Barack Obama: the Second Lady of the United States

So who is this Second Lady of the United States? Candid snapshots below give a clue, suggesting that America today has no sitting President - but only First Lady Michelle Obama (FLOTUS) and Second Lady Barack Obama (SLOTUS).










 

But ... but ... surely s/he would not wear a cross, which is haram!

(No pun intended about the "but," by the way.)
 

Speaking of 'trigger warnings', some of us read the 'Cube during dinner. Along with being an appetite suppressor, these images can help cause insomnia. Who really wants to 'see' those in their head at night? (although, the other 10-20 people in there may enjoy the company....)
 

Chelsea Obama


THEN:





NOW:

Buzzfeed Fact: Michelle Obama Is The Most Fashionable First Lady Of All Time

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/michelle-shutting-it-down?utm_term=.unb57ObM0#.pgvVwQNdK