Putin admits, in retrospect, colluding with Trump was a mistake

"They told me Hillary was the one who supported fracking."

"You are not good enough for freedom." David Hogg in so many words.

Democrats introduce legislation to just use Facebook data for the 2020 census.

Robert Mueller claims, he can see Russia from United Arab Emirates.

Bloomberg: In surprise announcement, Toys 'R' Us rebrands itself "Pods 'R' Us", details plan to become the premier laundry pod supplier to teens worldwide

Parkland High School reports that currently no mass shooters have been registered with the local sheriff, FBI, or Facebook.

CNN: US post offices fully staffed and mobilized in anticipation of flood of Democrats returning tax refund checks to IRS

The New Yorker's creepy infiltration of the civilized world

Feminists demand Broadway be given new, non-misogynistic name

The DNC finally runs out of other people's money

Planned Parenthood needed US taxpayer funding for marketing to keep America first in the global child killing sweepstakes. Someone has to counter Peru's publicity campaign.

Archaeologists in Peru may have found the site of the largest single mass child sacrifice in world history. More than 140 children were ritually killed in a single mass sacrifice some 550 years ago in Peru—and archaeologists think they know what prompted the act.
Source: news.nationalgeographic.com

Socialized health care is universal health care. Tell that to Alfie.

It isn't misogyny if she's a conservative.

In an effort to stop toxic masculinity and end the War on Women™, senators Feinstein and Pelosi unveil new bill to ban high-capacity testicles

Civil war on the Left over May Day as cultural appropriation

With Iran deal's future in jeopardy, DNC considers bringing Jimmy Carter out of retirement

From Logan Airport to Logan Act Imprisonment: The John Kerry Way

Planned Parenthood offering free retroactive abortions to anyone who didn't give affirmative consent to their birth

BREAKING: Hawaiian judge convicts lava flow of making people feel unsafe, orders 40 hours of sensitivity training

Federal Judge in Hawaii rules that the release of three US detainees from North Korea violated their Constitutional right to "full and fair punishment"

Orders that they be immediately returned to North Korea

Just because Obama's pen came to an agreement with Obama's phone doesn't make it a treaty.

Callmelennie wrote:Federal Judge in Hawaii rules that the release of three US detainees from North Korea violated their Constitutional right to "full and fair punishment"

Orders that they be immediately returned to North Korea

Your most equal contribution has been turned into a breaking fake news story on the People's Blog, with a well-deserved ushanka tip. Three extra rations for the comrade, and the reduction of any future sentence by at least 10 years!

Hawaiian judge orders released US detainees back to N.Korea

Would anyone care to buy a used nuclear arms deal from John Kerry?

DNC cancels mandatory sexual harassment training for all party members after complaints that classes offer no new information or techniques

The Mueller investigation has finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not about Trump and Russian collusion.

Fun fact: Obama used more of our national intelligence assets against Trump than against terrorism.

DEA Administrator proposes brilliant plan to keep guns out of the hands of criminals by regulating guns the same way drugs are regulated

"All I have to show for the uranium one deal is a silly Russian hat... And a few million dollars ha, ha, ha!" laughed Hillary at the Yale commencement speech yesterday.

Margaret wrote:"All I have to show for the uranium one deal is a silly Russian hat... And a few million dollars ha, ha, ha!" laughed Hillary at the Yale commencement speech yesterday.

Thanks for the idea, Margaret!

Hillary signals Russia with fur hat, nobody sees collusion

John Kerry to head Iran's new negotiating team.

Obama and Netflix sign deal for his new show Air America Rides Again

"Wanna see Hillary's missing e-mails?"
The FBI's idea of protecting the Trump campaign from the Russians.

Independent researchers have found that if you wrap fish in the New York Times it smells worse.

CNN/NYT poll declares Donald Trump the Hitleriest Hitler in the history of Hitlers

Marxist Apologetics: If you want to fail to make an omelette, you'll need to break 100,000,000 eggs

“Walk toward the fire. Don't worry about what they call you.” – Andrew Breitbart

"Americans want A Better Deal For Elected Officials, with Better Jobs For Elected Officials, Better Wages For Elected Officials and a Better Future For Elected Officials," said Nancy Pelosi on why to vote Democrat in 2018.

Union of Concerned Scientists time-traveler from the year 6491 says it's five-minuets-to-doomsday-clock-midnight in 6491 too.

Supreme Court finds Socialism must not be contemptuous.

Supreme Court finds Socialism must not be contemptuous - ACLU disagrees.

Samantha Bee writers meeting video found. Ivanka was actually only supposed to be called a "freckle-less aunt." All forgiven.

Unemployment checks are the backbone of the economy, says discombobulated Nancy Pelosi

I.G. report finds though the FBI did everything against the book there was no criminal intent and no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute anyone

The crystal People's Cube says: If President Trump did what Democrats say they want him to do (ignore the law so families aren't separated), the Democrats would then turn around and call for his impeachment for not following the law.

Topic: Jacket Trash Talk
Question: Who wore the not caring/jacket combo better?

The Democrats are working themselves up to another Fort Sumter.

The Red Hen really laid an egg

Margaret wrote:The Red Hen really laid an egg

Ushanka tip for the idea!

The Red Hen laid an egg (the story of Baba Yaga)

Obama and Biden can finally celebrate Recovery Summer

Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution

Everyone should be able to step foot into the United States and be granted asylum... except of course for Cuban refugees because Obama outlawed Cuban refugees from stepping foot in the US and claiming asylum. They have to be sent back.

Anyone for the elimination of ice is for global warming.

Democrats 4th of July question: What nationality do you self-identify as?

Person who dumped-off plastic bag of 20 lbs of human waste on San Fransisco corner cited for using environmentally unfriendly plastic bag

Leftist policy of no-fault divorce continues to successfully rip innocent children from their innocent parents

The Democrats are the only political party in history dedicated to the idea of maintaining their political base in a state of unhappiness.

Margaret wrote:The Democrats are the only political party in history dedicated to the idea of maintaining their political base in a state of unhappiness.

#WalkAway from #BlueWave: don't Make America Weak Again!

Stormy Daniels gives border children freebies

If we had socialized health care we could deny it to conservatives, leftists announce wistfully.

Nothing says world peace better than America playing the fool, says comrade Kerry

Strzok testifies he never worked to undermine Trump on the job, only during breaks

To secure the border, make the door in the wall too small for sombreros

In Mother Russia, you don't find Pussy Riot

Pussy Riot finds you

The chickenhawk Democrats would declare war on Russia just to call Trump a traitor

Cindy Sheehan and Stormy Daniels go on a summer road-trip-against-Trump together that doesn't end well...

Current Truth: doubting your country's security services makes you a traitor.

Man assumes transperson's gender correctly, hated anyway

After several million $$$ of focus group research the D's settle on “For the People” as their party moto for this election cycle

Moderate Democrats burn another American flag

Trump colluded with Russia to win the election and this is all proved by the fact that Russia provided Hillary with the Steele Dossier so that she could have an October surprise accusing Trump of colluding with Russia to win the election and defeat him with Russian help

The Left maintains it's power by taking everyone hostage, Example 1,260,234,022: High tax States never accept that you moved out

Anti border wall protesters build huge wall around their Portland OR. camp, won't let anyone in without proper authorization from their organization

No straw is illegal!

In California they give you free hypodermic needles to inject illegal drugs but they will put you in jail if you possess a straw.

Restaurants and bars in California now giving customers big plastic flexi-hyperdermic needles (wink-wink nudge-nudge) for their drinks

Economic change is the new climate change.

Venezuela's Maduro bravely battles against economic change by eliminating five zeros from all currency.

Democratic socialists worry recent economic change will affect us for generations to come

Economic change deniers and their corporate masters won't allow steep progressive taxation that'll put the brakes on out of control economic change as long as Trump is in the White House

Obama proposes a Paris Economic Change agreement among nations to address how world will cope with future runaway economic change