One Nation Fizzles Together: Pictures from 10.2.10 DC Rally



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Not only was the rally smaller than advertised; it kept shrinking by the minute, with only a hundred or two diehards left toward the official closing.
The majority were union workers, who figured that listening to revolutionary rhetoric and romanticized grievances of fictional minority groups was way beyond the scope covered by a union bus ride and the free lunch. Some of them were soon sleeping on top of piles of mass-produced glossy signs, while the majority punched out early and left the firebrand speakers to deliver their passionate babble to empty lawns, littered with discarded propaganda material and occasional sleeping bodies.
In contrast with Tea Parties, this rally produced an enormous amount of trash, highlighting the difference between the two opposing philosophies. While the Tea Partiers act as responsible owners who take care of their own property, the leftist protesters behave as negligent tenants who trash the place and demand it be fixed by the landlord without moving a finger to help themselves. Welcome to the world of socialist psychology.
I went to the rally with El Marko, who described it as the most unmotivated, lethargic gathering of astroturfers he has ever seen trashing the nation's capital. (See his condensed report on LookingAtTheLeft.com). What I'm offering is rather an informal guided tour of the failed counter-Tea-Party, captured for posterity in hundreds of amusing and illuminating images. The sheer number of pictures forced me to split them into several thematic pages.
Click on the links below:
The Astroturf
How to plant the seeds of socialism and grow a semblance of a vibrant movement
The March
Marching youth is more photogenic than fat union slobs lying on the grass
The Rally
Sign-a-palooza: professionals and amateurs compete in spreading Party-approved messages
The Sleepers
Sleeping on the job is a human right, especially if you're a union member
The Haters
Stop hate speech - unless you speak of Tea Parties, Republicans, Bush, corporations, and the capitalist system in general
The Absurdities
Dialectical contradictions of socialism in pictures
The Radicals
Agitation and propaganda for the masses
The Trash
Cleanup is not in our job description; some union gets paid weekend rates for doing that
Dissing 'Imperialist' War Memorials
War memorials - what are they good for?






The Tea Party people, on the other hand, are merely greedy, garbage-grubbing, rubbish-hoarding capitalists who didn't want to share their trash with those less fortunate individuals who have to scrounge for their garbage. So they packed it up, took it home and put in their own personal special containers that were specially created for the greedy rich to store their garbage where nobody, including the unfairly marginalized, deserving poor, can get to it. What a waste!








Or is it just to get another bumper sticker for your mom?



While I was working on this collection, Maksim wasn't sleeping on the job either, and posted to good posters on the Blog that I'm happy to reproduce here:
Has One Nation Exposed Our Socialist Agenda?

Democrats, We Put The Free In Freedom.










I don't see any long lines for the port-a-potties. No doubt they object to the notion of a capitalist enterprise like Don's Johns seeking to make a profit from the bodily functions of others.
What would old Iron Eyes Cody think of this? Remember him, the Native American in that anti-pollution/litter commercial back in the 1970's? We need to bring him back for a new commercial. Show him paddling his canoe through all the One Nation garbage floating in the reflecting pool, then have him walk up the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and stand there while the unions throw all their discarded signs and water bottles and blue lunch boxes at his feet.
Happy Columbus Day.


Through the predetermined distribution of scraps and waste, the pro union attendees of this "weekend workshop" were able to create jobs for the unionized sanitation workers at higher rates.
With higher tax rates and union charges, there were no winners, everybody lost.
What a glorious achievement!





SUCCESS!!!!! The One Party March on Washington D.C. to DEFEAT these Right Wing Kapitalists and their Phoney minions has ACHIEVED A GREAT VIKTORY!!!! We will beat back the rightist Krowd in a few weeks and show the world that OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, KOMRADE OBAMA, KANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!! We need not show you the Krowds of people that attended! Trust us and our rekords! Our akkountants state that the number was in the millions! MILLIONS poured into Washington D.C.'s New Red Skware to protest against the Kapitalistik Right and their paid-for-by,President -Bush Neo-Kons! Our Numbers DWARFED the Rebel Glenn Beck's rally!!! The EVIDENCE (not "litter" as some on the right, paid for by the Kapitalistik "Tea 'Party'" are saying! Gorss misrepresentation of the fakts!!! We are OUTRAGED!!!!!!!) shows you with pride that our numbers were far, far, atmospherically greater than the Traitor Beck's! Onward to Viktory! For Komrade Obama! For Amerika! FOR PEACE!!!!

Was it me, or did Ed Schultz look like some demented, desperate, deranged Rush-wannabee at this ***AHEM*** "Rally"? I've already got the popcorn ready for election Day....


Everything cost somebody something, except entitlements, which the government pays for.




I must ask.... Does that say...One Nation Wacking together?


I appear to be a sadly misinformed serf, what is a job Unicorn? How does it serve the glorious revolution? There is no mention in the writings of Marx, Lenin, or Trotsky.


Comrade Tooorisky
Comrades,I appear to be a sadly misinformed serf, what is a job Unicorn? How does it serve the glorious revolution? There is no mention in the writings of Marx, Lenin, or Trotsky.
Comrade, you'll have to wait until Next Tuesday™ to find out.




100% Infidel
Comrade Tooorisky
Comrades,I appear to be a sadly misinformed serf, what is a job Unicorn? How does it serve the glorious revolution? There is no mention in the writings of Marx, Lenin, or Trotsky.
Comrade, you'll have to wait until Next Tuesday™ to find out.Thanks, Comrade! Nice Beard, do you have any relatives in American politics?


Komrade Kofky
To the glory of the Party the One Nation groupies used the "persuasion of power" to tell the world their message.Nothing demonstrates more to the world the superiority of the progressive intellect that this fellow traveler displayed. As a minority woman she is entitled to beat the hell out of that honky reporter! She is a victim!
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ZB






Groucho Marxist
Glorious work Red Square. Most equal.Red_Square_One_Nation_220_a.jpg
I must ask.... Does that say...One Nation Wacking together? Comrade Groucho.... Yes...it...does..... Please excuse...my...... jerky...typing..........




What a glorious list. There is hope. But why haven't these organizations joined the Cube? They would be a perfect fit, here. We would surely help them push their message


NO MORE TAQIYYAH BASHING!
STOP ANTI-TAQIYYAH BIGOTS!
TAQIYYAH IS WELCOME HERE!


Sources tell me the only reason for the "Consolidation of Sponsors" was to save space on their server, lower their costs, decrease the electricity demand, clean up the clutter, save the planet, feed the unicorns, reduce global warming, help Al Gore, help the polar bears, buy mosquito nets, avoid Federal entanglements, reduce hand and wrist injuries, reduce lashings, stop the icecaps from melting.


Red Square
Hey, hey, that's not deception. It is now called Taqiyyah- a nice, multiculturalist word exemplifying our celebration of other equal cultures. And therefore, opposing Taqiyyah is racist!NO MORE TAQIYYAH BASHING!
STOP ANTI-TAQIYYAH BIGOTS!
TAQIYYAH IS WELCOME HERE!
Taqiyyah Bell ... Coming to your neighborhood soon!!!


Groucho Marxist
Glorious work Red Square. Most equal.Red_Square_One_Nation_220_a.jpg
I must ask.... Does that say...One Nation Wacking together?
Woking Together.
I think it's from Chairman Mao's Little Red Cookbook.







Why are the flags at half-mast in that picture?


Commissarka Pinkie
What would old Iron Eyes Cody think of this?
As I'm sure you know Iron Eyes is dead. However other well known fake Indian Ward Churchill is very much alive, and is in need of a job. Since he has already proven to be a useful idiot, I'm sure he would be down for spinning the message for One Nation.





Yes where were the Brainless Baldwins, Loony Cloony, Sean (I beat the crap out of Women) Penn or Michael (Please have a heart attack and Die) Moore. I figured at least Moore would show for a "Free Box Lunch" Like Joy (Fat and Ugly) Behar.
Yes comrades, the Hollywood Elite, did not show.....
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith


Red Star
Leninka :Yes where were the Brainless Baldwins, Loony Cloony, Sean (I beat the crap out of Women) Penn or Michael (Please have a heart attack and Die) Moore. I figured at least Moore would show for a "Free Box Lunch" Like Joy (Fat and Ugly) Behar.
Yes comrades, the Hollywood Elite, did not show.....
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith
Of course. They are


Glorious Comrades!!!


The oversimplified simplification is not adequately simple enough to explain glorious leaders intelligent grasp of Marxist/Leninist simple economic simplification.
Do I have to draw a diagram?




It is now quarter past Tuesday, and no information is to be found on the "employment unicorn", if didn't know better I would think this was a ruse!


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith


I did not know that the employment Unicorn was related to the Rainbow Farting Unicorns in your charge.
This comrade will wait for the second coming of Marx, if needed. I was only responding to the promise,Comrade Star.
Please do not associate my name with the next purge!

It is good to see the black American Communist marching again under the banner of MLK, the late but greatest Communist of the century, (except for our dear leader obama).
Once again they have marched courageously down the opulent streets of America to protest success and riches. It matters not the price, our brave communists brothers are marching forward, determined to bring the mundane world of socialism to all of imperialistic America.
They have not given up the fight for the right to take the nation down a path of poverty and a bleak, "even" playing field that rewards failure, laziness, and ideologues. In other words,...they believe dear leader obama's lifestyle should be copied by everyone.
They were joined by a large amount of white communist handlers and white people who feel guilty for being white and successful. The latter cannot stand to live in comfort anymore and have opted to join our glorious revolution so they can know the glorious lifestyles of the third world.
Oh dear leader, show us the error of our ways so communism can win one more election.


THE EASY-GOING PROTESTER:

